-Playing Skyrim, this is like my 17th character by now, already think I know every damn inch of Skyrim
-In Windhelm, cold as ****
, snowing skeevers and saber cats all over the damn place
-Duck in Niranye's house, go around, steal some ****
, the bitch is sleeping, whatevs
-Weigh too much now, ****
, press "I" for invetory instead press "m" for map, no big deal, notice 3 entrances/exits show up
weird, there's only two doors in the house, both lead out to Windhelm, wtf is going on??
-OMFG there's a secret basement somewhere in the house!
-WTF Niranye you bitch what you hiding??
-I can't find the entrance, there's a shelf where the door is supposed to be according to the map
-Tell me your secrets woman!!!
-Can't wake the whore up, she might "call the guards" ****
-Lydia help me you dumb bitch
-End up in the kitchen of her house, I'm looking for a secret panel or shelf
-Found it! It's right by the cook stove, there's a secret panel, Niranye has a false wall! What is she hiding? Jews??
-Pick that damn master lock like I pick my nose
-Go inside, *******
desolate except for some practice dummies to hit and a barrel of tomatoes (so precious!)
-Notice a safe, has like 275 gold and note regarding the Summerset Shadows (the rival guild to Riften)
-That's it in there, leave. And also end of story guys
-So I found a new place after playing Skyrim more hours than I have slept in my lifetime
-Just wanted everybody to know that even though you think you played Skyrim so much that you think there's nothing left to do and that you think you're master of all Skyrim, YOU"RE *******
NOT! Bethesda is the ****
, and they can make you their bitch.