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My Skyrim Story

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Submitted: 05/01/2013
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User avatar #26 - paradoxofnight (05/05/2013) [-]
>female Redguard, Althena
>young child, like 7
>walk outside
>visit the town blacksmith
>I'm his apprentice
>see a Dark Brotherhood Assassin
>he walks up behind someone
>pulls out dagger and stabs them
>I hear yelling behind me
>bandits are raiding the town
>Two of them rush towards me and the blacksmith
>he stabs one of them, gets beheaded
>bandit turns on me
>I see a sword come thru the front of him
>assassin saved my life
>he asks me to join them
>I become smith for Dark Brotherhood in Hammerfell until age 23
>Guards raid the sanctuary, most escape
>capture me, send me to Skyrim
>end up at Helgen
#42 - mr skeltal (06/07/2013) [-]
>Male Redguard
>Is rare Gem trader
>Sent from Hammerfell to sell stolen gems to some Khaljit just outside Helgen
>Two colleagues try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the two colleagues
>The three Khakjit we try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the three Khaljit
>Imperials roll up with Stormcloaks
>See me with five dead bodies a bag full of coins and another bag full stolen gems
>Decide to take the gems and the coin, throw me on board with the Stormcloaks
User avatar #40 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This would make more sense if you fixed smaller details like how he shouted before he met the greybeards, etc.

Other than that it's good.
User avatar #41 to #40 - tacotuesdayz (05/29/2013) [-]
well that's the thing. I wanted to make it kind of weird, making my self a special Dragonborn, and learning how to shout without the greybeards. sorry for the inconvenience.
User avatar #39 - spearpwi (05/29/2013) [-]
>Male Imperial named after myself. About 20.
>Born in Cyrodil but move with family at a young age to start a farm near Falkreath (where my home is now)
>Family are sympathetic towards Talos Worshipers, think that the Third Aldmeri Dominion should suck a thousand dicks.
>A Nord Couple from Helgen are looking for somewhere to lay low, after they piss off the wrong Altmer.
>We let them take shelter on our farm (imagine Inglorious Basterds).
>Thalmor guys show up, use their freaky alteration magic to find the Nords.
>Our entire farm gets burned to the ground. Everyone dead apart from me.
>I was on my way back from a Market trip to Falkreath.
>I see them in the aftermath of the fire, go ape **** and kill 3 of them with my crazy Dovahkiin strength.
>Survivors see me escape and put out a warrant.
>I get caught on the border to Cyrodil, as I was trying to make my way back home.
>Story starts
(A few years later, I build my home at Lakeview Manor, where my old farm home used to be)
User avatar #25 - doombunni (05/05/2013) [-]
I always just thought my character got drunk and tried to show off with some fire magic
#24 - janeanegiraffalo (05/04/2013) [-]
>Dark Elf
>Living in Winterhold
>Mine eyes behold a strong nord woman, 10/10
>Clumsily walk up to nord lass
>struggle to pay homage to her beauty
>"D-do you g....get to the Cloud district very often...?"
>Milkdrinker as **** .
>"W-what am i saying, of course you dont"
>Sweetrolls fall out of my pocket
>The guard arrests me for being a criminal scum
>wake up on wagon
> ******* dragon, escape
>get back to whiterun
>some asshole keeps making fun of me by repeating what i said every time he sees me
>someone stole my sweetroll.
User avatar #20 - deathcampforjewtie (05/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>aspiring chef in High Rock
>parents killed at young age by unknown causes
>spend many Septims tracking down my family history
>finally find out my great-great-grandmother is in Skyrim, in the Reach
>whatever, decide to go after the remnants of my family
>sneak into Skyrim under the guise of a criminal
>some dragon **** goes down
>I had asked the town seer when I should let myself be caught
>looks like she was spot-on
>end up poor
>work on the Loreius Farm, and other farms, until enough is saved
>travel to Markarth
>end up finding out about my great-great-granny
>bitch is a witch
>Glenmoril Granny
>I end up getting addicted to mead in order to cope
>leads to Skooma
>lose my small amount of money
>start stealing things
>learn of Riften's Thieves' Guild
>get involved
User avatar #10 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Olmesy. this is only my second post and I signed up just yesterday. I promise ill have some better content by next month. thanks for the support!
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#44 - whyunofeellucky (07/08/2013) [-]
>Male Nord: Caelan
>Living with Parents and little brother and sister
>Parents are great war vets
>Thalmor group led by Oldemar burn the house down with Parents and sister.
>Only know Leaders name
>only 11, little brother is 7
>run off to Cyrodil
>Take jobs chopping wood for two years to feed little brother, Dagnir
>Until Cael kills a Khajit trying to sell skooma to Dagnir
>Would have been gotten caught if we didn't leave Cyrodil
>Return to skyrim to find uncle
>He take us to whiterun where i learn how to be a warrior
>Dagnir too weak to fight in heavy armour, learns to be a scout
>Have a thing for a red headed girl, learning to be a companion as well
>Never learned her name
>Have a falling out with uncle at 16
>Ditch the family to join the imperial army
>In service for 3 years, Befriend a Orc mage and a High elf archer
>Find out uncle died in Markarth and year after i joined the imperials
>Dagnir in the thieves guild
>Haul his ass out of skyrim and train him in hammerfell
>When dagnir turned 18 and Cael 22 they went back to skyrim to find their remaining relatives along with a party of 6 consisting of them , the orc, the helf and 2 others
>Get arrested by imperials halfway on suspicion for being stormcloaks
#43 - mr skeltal (06/23/2013) [-]
>Female Khajiit
>Look around for mudcrabs to kill at night
>Random arrow floating in the water
>Look up
>No ones there
>Creepy things are afoot.
#37 - thechub (05/23/2013) [-]
>Male Khajiit named Dar-Za'Kir Tavakdavi
>Was an assassin in Elsweyr at age twenty
>Eventually was offered an extremely large sum of gold to assassinate high-ranking politician
>DId the job
>Found out he was going to be turned in by employer
>Ran to Cyrodiil
>Was recognized
>Ran far to the north
>Saw a fight between the Imperial Legion and some other folk
>Hoped to escape in the midst of the action
>Knocked out
>Awoke on a cart
(Story Happens)
>Ran from Helgen, alone
>Hoped to find peace in Windhelm
>Heard of a child attempting dark rituals
>Joined Dark Brotherhood
>Later saved the world
>Never married
>Taught the art of stealth and assassination to new recruits in the Dark Brotherhood
>Died alone and happy
User avatar #35 - bladeguy (05/15/2013) [-]
>Male Nord named Gumgoose
>born in ******** nowhere
>imperials murder my family for stealing cheese and mead from lucindas strip club
>bide my time until one day those damn imperials pass the route near me
> jump out and beat them to death with my bare hands
>2nd patrol comes through and manages to lure me into a cage with black briar mead inside, only the good **** .
>toss me into cart with bastard thief, and 2 dudes dressed in blue
>About to be executed when we reach our destination (helgen) P.S bastard thief got his ass shot.
>dragon spares me and lets me live
>thanks dragon bro.
> escape with blue guy No.1
>Fast forward a few weeks.
>find out dragonbro is evil
>find his ass attacking new dragonbro after stalking that **** doing ******** of quests along the way
>kick old dragonbros ass and befriend gold dragon
>called the saviour of skyrim from then on.
>feels GREAT man.
User avatar #15 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [-]
thank you for reply button!
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#12 - mr skeltal (05/01/2013) [-]
wtf cheater used fus ro dah without spending a dragon soul or learning the words
User avatar #11 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sorry, whats the reply function? I didn't see that, I guess.
again, this is only my second day on Funnyjunk, so please be gentle
User avatar #6 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [-]
Well, I hate the assasins. ever since they murdered my parents (plus in the game theyre just assholes) But I was scarred, I mean seriously, my parents were killed, by best friend was killed, seriously, if you were me (or, if I was me in skyrim) Trust me, it would be pretty scary!
User avatar #3 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [-]
Im not sure if your complimenting me or saying I forgot somrthing, but either way, thanks!
User avatar #2 - benisbaws (05/01/2013) [-]
>Character creation
> Dun m8
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