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Lusty Argonian Maid.
Volume II now in Skyrim.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tAlGT0ITmg
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#157
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millenia ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+]
(23 replies)
Some of you think that's furry - check this little gem from Bethesda's '96 Daggerfall:
(The Real Barenziah, Part IV)
One day in the barroom she caught the eye of a known member of the guild, a bold young Khajiit named Therris. She offered to bed with him if he would sponsor her for membership. He looked her over, grinning, and agreed, but said she'd still have to pass a test.
"What sort of test?"
"Ah," Therris said. "Payment first, sweet thing." He put an arm around her, leaned over and kissed her, thrusting his tongue deep into her mouth and his free hand into her shirt.
"Nice," he said presently, withdrawing his tongue, but not his hand. His other hand slid down inside her waistband and fondled her buttocks.
"Let's go upstairs. We can use my room," Barenziah felt both embarassed and excited by his boldness.
Therris grinned insolently. "Why bother? You want me, don't you? I'll bet you'd pay me, wouldn't you?"
"No," Barenziah said. She did want him, but not that badly.
"No? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Therris keeps his word. But here. Now." He hiked her skirt up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her breasts were exposed.
"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid PENIS and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.
When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.
"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His PENIS had tiny little barbs on it.
(The Real Barenziah, Part IV)
One day in the barroom she caught the eye of a known member of the guild, a bold young Khajiit named Therris. She offered to bed with him if he would sponsor her for membership. He looked her over, grinning, and agreed, but said she'd still have to pass a test.
"What sort of test?"
"Ah," Therris said. "Payment first, sweet thing." He put an arm around her, leaned over and kissed her, thrusting his tongue deep into her mouth and his free hand into her shirt.
"Nice," he said presently, withdrawing his tongue, but not his hand. His other hand slid down inside her waistband and fondled her buttocks.
"Let's go upstairs. We can use my room," Barenziah felt both embarassed and excited by his boldness.
Therris grinned insolently. "Why bother? You want me, don't you? I'll bet you'd pay me, wouldn't you?"
"No," Barenziah said. She did want him, but not that badly.
"No? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Therris keeps his word. But here. Now." He hiked her skirt up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her breasts were exposed.
"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid PENIS and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.
When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.
"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His PENIS had tiny little barbs on it.
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mrturferpop (12/06/2011) [-]
When I found those books my mom was in the room and started reading with me,no Skyrim for a week.
#117
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TheOneKing (12/06/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
I post the Lusty Argonian Maid image almost a month ago...what do I get? So many red thumbs and it getting flagged and thus making me remove it. This person posts the same image and what do they get? Front page. Thanks FunnyJunk, you make me regret even trying.
#151
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blueduderthesecond (12/06/2011) [-]
**blueduderthesecond rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at When you notice she's black **
ROLL ALL THE PORN!
ROLL ALL THE PORN!
#224
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JohnE ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
My face when I go into inn in Riften, see female Argonian owner, think of marrying her. Then go to Argonian guy owner, and he wants me to make him a ring to propose to her.
#210
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ckys (12/06/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
most people may not know but in Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowwind you accualy help the author write this book lol