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Let me just save my game...

I really wonder why these cocky fucks think it's okay to mess around with a guy in armour forged with the hearts of Daedra.. not to mention I can turn back time after slaughtering them ;)

edit: thanks didn't expect this to be taken so well, top 50 thats unreal!...more »
I really wonder why these cocky fucks think it's okay to mess around with a guy in armour forged with the hearts of Daedra.. not to mention I can turn back time after slaughtering them ;)

edit: thanks didn't expect this to be taken so well, top 50 thats unreal!

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User avatar #57 - thesilveresteagle (03/13/2012) [-]
that guard is brave, and was alive i guess
User avatar #46 - shetard **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
Daedric armor fucking owns.
#42 - tkich ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
Daedric Sword with 35 points of health drain
#54 to #42 - dirtyhornets ONLINE (01/27/2012) [-]
simply an mace with 161 damage
#56 to #54 - shootemup (01/28/2012) [-]
lol daedric bow 325 dmg 48 fire dmg 35 frost dmg and 26 dmg for daedris arrows
User avatar #45 to #42 - BiohazardSammich (01/24/2012) [-]
Daedric Battleaxe that does 20 points of fire damage, and captures a soul if the thing dies within 15 seconds.
#48 to #45 - forsakenxi **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
you can put 2 seconds on the soul trap and get a ton more charges
User avatar #50 to #48 - BiohazardSammich (01/25/2012) [-]
I can't change that, it's the Fiery Soul Trap enchantment, I would also have to reduce the fire damage
#53 to #50 - forsakenxi **User deleted account** (01/26/2012) [-]
oh, ive never seen that enchant
#40 - mainerva (01/24/2012) [-]
i brought my laptop to school once and my friend who was just about to get a copy of skyrim asked if he could play on mine just so he could get a feel of the game, i was in windhelm and he i started showing him the controls, he pulled out my dual sword and started kiling the guards, he accidentally yielded his weapons and the guard accepted his yield,( while Cicero was chasing the civilians and the guards in the background LOL) he tabbed and started hacking and slashing everyone in sight, he even used saguine's staff to summon a daedra and even called luchen, and my follower was Cicero, can you imagine the killing spree he had, i had 30,000 bounty in less than a few minutes. he even went into the palace of kings and started attacking the essential P.C.'s there.

MFW all of this was happening and he kept being killed by ulfric's Thu'um.
#52 to #40 - lordbuttersi (01/26/2012) [-]
I thought Ulfric only knew Fus Ro Dah? That can't kill unless you have pretty much no health.
#55 to #52 - mainerva (01/28/2012) [-]
yeah he keeps loosing his health to the essential NPC's and the guards. he's pretty much a one-hit kill after fighting a dozen NPC's. XD
User avatar #39 - AnonTheTerrible **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
Since I first got Skyrim I had the same assassin character. After playing for so long that I had done pretty much everything fun to do without restarting, I decided to kill everyone except the children, so that there would be a world of just children. I even went into console and made it so npcs that would normally take a knee would die. Then I realized guards infinitely respawn. Feelsbadman. Now if I play that file, I hear arrow to the knee every 4 seconds.
#36 - walmartguy (01/24/2012) [-]
I use clothes with the same protection as Daedric since i mastered smithing...
I use clothes with the same protection as Daedric since i mastered smithing...
User avatar #44 to #36 - mostuselessaccount (01/24/2012) [-]
Reminds me of castle crashers
User avatar #33 - tehbagels (01/24/2012) [-]
I use all Glass legendary armor cause i'm not a bitch. You don't die towards the end at all. The closest i got was when i fought an Ancient Dragon, Blood Dragon, and Frost Dragon at once. Other than that you don't need that great of armor.
#31 - compass (01/24/2012) [-]
I married Ysolda, moved her to my house in Solitude, went to Whiterun, lured all of the guards into her house, killed them, and placed them in the fire. Afternoon well spent.

MFW I went back to Ysolda
User avatar #43 to #31 - taternutz ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
I thought his neck was a beard for a second.
User avatar #47 to #43 - compass (01/24/2012) [-]
I totally see it...
#29 - mango (01/24/2012) [-]
I....
I use Glass armor.....
User avatar #34 to #29 - amazingtrixie (01/24/2012) [-]
its ok, so did I until i got light dragon armour
User avatar #28 - IceViper (01/24/2012) [-]
full daedric :D
#27 - nikkowle (01/24/2012) [-]
I hate whiterun guards they can go burn in hell

They are more annoying than Justin Beiber and Twilight.
#26 - xxSiLENTx (01/24/2012) [-]
To anyone who wishes to murder and NPC that cant be killed, you can actually kill them but requires some mage skill and the shout "storm call"(with all 3 words)

Call the storm and begin hitting everyone you want dead with a spark spell(uses the least magika and is consent).

anyone being struck(and a few seconds after being struck) becomes essentially a lightning rod. One strike of lightning and that NPC is dead. I killed half of whiterun this way and racked up a 30,000coin bounty in just a few minutes. So if you wanna do this, i recommend saving before and planning on killing EVERYONE
User avatar #51 to #26 - ChronoBoost (01/25/2012) [-]
Finally i can kill that annoying Talos preacher in Whiterun.
#41 to #26 - nicehouse (01/24/2012) [-]
Can it kill the jarl??
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU KILL THE JARL?!
User avatar #25 - foelkera (01/24/2012) [-]
I never understood in Oblivion how the shopkeepers bought things from the plane of oblivion at such low prices.

THIS PLANT IS FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF?



BEST I CAN DO IS ABOUT 8 SEPTIMS.
#38 to #25 - sabbin (01/24/2012) [-]
Pawnstars: Tamriel
User avatar #49 to #38 - foelkera (01/24/2012) [-]
Wow! This armor is made out of IRON?!

10,000 gold!

5 Minutes later:

DAMMIT, CHUMLEE...
User avatar #24 - soiherduliekmudkip (01/24/2012) [-]
I have Daedric armor, but I just think that ebony mail is better, does anyone else agree? and btw I dont mean ebony armor, but ebony mail. search it up.
User avatar #16 - realintoxicating (01/24/2012) [-]
I just laughed like a reterded seal for like 5 minutes. i do that constantly.
User avatar #17 to #16 - realintoxicating (01/24/2012) [-]
retarded.*
#19 to #17 - imahawk **User deleted account** (01/24/2012) [-]
It was funnier without a correction.
User avatar #14 - JediismUser (01/24/2012) [-]
Made a character specifically for daedric artifact hunting, put A LOT of hours into him, my game glitched in whiterun and general goods wouldn't open, I got pissed off, didn't save, and used Hircines Ring and wolf transform to kill all killable people, apparantly the innskeeper can die and she gives you a rumor for a certain daedirc artifact, ruin my whole characters progress and long hours in just 30 minutes.
User avatar #18 to #14 - Nullifier (01/24/2012) [-]
...Sir, you don't need rumors to get any daedric artifacts. You simply need to know where to go.
Sources: Elder Scrolls BAMF
User avatar #20 to #18 - JediismUser (01/24/2012) [-]
You need it for the blessed ebony sword, I forget which Lord, and for this quest you do need her because she triggers the dialouge for the Jarl, noone else does.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Nullifier (01/24/2012) [-]
The Ebony Blade..and i have gotten that mission from 2 different people in whiterun, not just her.
User avatar #22 to #21 - JediismUser (01/24/2012) [-]
Dude, it says in all the wiki's she is the ONLY person who can start the quest for you, Mephala's quest.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Nullifier (01/24/2012) [-]
...I swear i got it from someone else with my wood elf...but, wiki is god...
User avatar #15 to #14 - remxmm (01/24/2012) [-]
I wish i had the feelsbadman.jpeg pic for you...

#12 - EMAILisOPTIONAL (01/24/2012) [-]
so true
#5 - skyraccoo (01/23/2012) [-]
<-- related
User avatar #2 - theomegaman (01/23/2012) [-]
I always found it suspicious in Oblivion when the people would talk about Daedra attacks and how they're scared and shit, and I'm just there, standing in Daedric armour, and they don't give a fuck.
#35 to #2 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
exactly just talk to the people who say they hunt daedra
exactly just talk to the people who say they hunt daedra
#6 to #2 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
I always found it suspicious when in Skyrim/Oblivion I stand nearby someone who just got horrendously murdered by me with dark brotherhood armor/clothes and blade of woe and no one thinks it was me
User avatar #3 to #2 - ReeferTrees (01/23/2012) [-]
When I joined the champions everyone was all "Ooooh, you're a champion AWESOME!"

Then I become guild leader and now all anyone will say is "So what, you fetch the Mead?"
FUCK YOU!!! I CAN STOP TIME AND RAPE YOU REPEATEDLY BEFORE SUMMONING A DRAGON TO FUCKING EAT YOU!!!
User avatar #7 to #3 - xKaLiFx (01/23/2012) [-]
How do you get the time powers?

And how do you summon dragons? I'm just starting.
User avatar #9 to #7 - ambience (01/23/2012) [-]
word walls and main quest
User avatar #10 to #9 - xKaLiFx (01/23/2012) [-]
Oh cool, thanks bro.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ambience (01/23/2012) [-]
ine of the time shouts is in the mages guild quest line i think
User avatar #4 to #3 - freethebe (01/23/2012) [-]
hehe glad ya guys can relate
#1 - thecatatnight (01/23/2012) [-]
daedric armor is sexy
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