I hate her. .. What the did you just say about me, you little Mudcrab? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been involved in n skyrim lydia
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User avatar #1 - mecookiemonster (11/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This was the only thing I used Fus Ro Dah for..
User avatar #3 to #1 - heartlessrobot (11/30/2012) [-]
And then you hit the chicken behind her and the town tries to lynch you.
#49 - ragged (12/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little Mudcrab? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Hold guards, and I have over 300 confirmed shouts. I am trained in the Thu'um and I’m the top Dragonborn in the entire history of the Fourth Era. You are nothing to me but just another NPC. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me through a courier? Think again, milk-drinker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across Skyrim and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whelp. The Storm Call that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Companions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nirn, you little **** . If only you could have known what Daedric retribution your little “clever” jest was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the septims, you goddamn fool. I will cast Magicks all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#28 - wertologist (12/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be thief   
>Decorating home with stolen treasures   
>Lydia goes PMS and calls guards on me for stealing   
>Pay fine   
>Take her to Throat of the World   
>Stab her in the back and watch body slide down he mountain
>Be thief
>Decorating home with stolen treasures
>Lydia goes PMS and calls guards on me for stealing
>Pay fine
>Take her to Throat of the World
>Stab her in the back and watch body slide down he mountain
#44 - auesis (12/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Dragonborn
>Marry Mjoll
>Move to modded house in mountains near Whiterun, kickass waterfall and a bridge and ****
>Go back that same night to bag some loot and sleep
>Mjoll sleeping soundly, about to join her
>What the **** Aerin is watching her sleep
>He repeats this every night, staring hungrily like a priest in Sunday school
>Wake up next morning
>Follow Aerin out of the house
>Gut him like a fish and throw his corpse in the river
>Bind his trapped soul to a custom necklace named "Cunt", enchant with Water Breathing for irony's sake
>Give to Mjoll to wear
>She still doesn't know
>MFW every morning
#57 - mustachebro (12/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Go to Riften.   
>Help out Svana Far-Shield.   
>Plan on looting the entire bunkhouse.   
>Goes through Haelga room.   
>Finds a leather strap and horker tusk under her bed.   
>ByTheNine.jpg   
>Finds shackles on her bed.   
>Finds books.   
>Level Up Time!   
>Finds lusty Argonian porn.   
>Getting scared.   
>Tries to exit out.   
>Haelga walks in.   
>MFW realizing I was going to be raped by a crazy chick who wants guys to 						****					 her for her god.
>Go to Riften.
>Help out Svana Far-Shield.
>Plan on looting the entire bunkhouse.
>Goes through Haelga room.
>Finds a leather strap and horker tusk under her bed.
>ByTheNine.jpg
>Finds shackles on her bed.
>Finds books.
>Level Up Time!
>Finds lusty Argonian porn.
>Getting scared.
>Tries to exit out.
>Haelga walks in.
>MFW realizing I was going to be raped by a crazy chick who wants guys to **** her for her god.
#9 - iamphoenix (12/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Walk back in and make a loop. She'll follow behind you as you go out instead of standing there like a 'tard.
#10 to #9 - thefasrdog (12/01/2012) [-]
Or Fus Roh Dah that bitch in her place.
Or Fus Roh Dah that bitch in her place.
#87 - ishalltroll (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be at Solitude.
>Speak to Falk Firepube.
>Supposed to be going to investigate some cave.
>"Lol K."
>Kill everybody in the cave.
>Go back to Solitude to collect reward.
>TFW I come back to Solitude and a dragon tried to enter the blue palace while I was gone.
#70 - welshdrag (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be me in hall of the dead   
>Eola from nowhere, scare me 						********					   
>Go on quest for eating people   
>Enter room with chest across gap   
>OnlyAShortJump.jpg   
>Hit ceiling   
>Eola blocks my path back up to the chest   
>Melee   
>Execution animation   
>Failed: The taste of death   
>Mfw 10 gold in chest
>Be me in hall of the dead
>Eola from nowhere, scare me ********
>Go on quest for eating people
>Enter room with chest across gap
>OnlyAShortJump.jpg
>Hit ceiling
>Eola blocks my path back up to the chest
>Melee
>Execution animation
>Failed: The taste of death
>Mfw 10 gold in chest
User avatar #104 - drastronomy (12/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Marry mjoll
>Move to house in windhelm¨
>her manslave aerin is watching her cook
>Wut
>talk to him
>"one day i hope this city will be free from corruption"
>he does not know he is in windhelm
>tell mjoll to move back to riften
>she walks out of the door
>aerin about to follow her
>talk to him one more time
>slash his head off with an ebony ax with 210 damage
>decorate my house with his body and things
>invite mjoll back
>she is sleeping with aerins head on a table beside her
#113 - trevo (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be looking for bitch to marry   
>All women in skyrim love me   
>Cuz I'm the 						*************					 Dragonborn   
>Except for one   
>Njada Stonearm   
>Talks to me like 						****					   
>Turns me on like 						****					   
>Marry her   
>Move to solitude   
>Starts treating me like a king   
>MFW the love is gone
>Be looking for bitch to marry
>All women in skyrim love me
>Cuz I'm the ************* Dragonborn
>Except for one
>Njada Stonearm
>Talks to me like ****
>Turns me on like ****
>Marry her
>Move to solitude
>Starts treating me like a king
>MFW the love is gone
User avatar #20 - lucidria (12/01/2012) [-]
OP, congratulations on being a faggot and cropping out the watermarks. This comic belongs to Ctrl-Alt-Del.
www.cad-comic.com/cad/20111116

Now that you've read my scolding, whenever my follower is blocking me, I just sprint into them. It causes them to take a step back and be like "Watch it!"
User avatar #90 - oglemokk (12/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just Fus her Ro to the Dah, and I'm past the obstacle.
#118 - akidnappedduck (12/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be in cave with Lydia.
>Exploring some **** .
>Leave cave, realize Lydia isn't behind me.
> ******** .jpg.
>get over it.
>continue awesome Skyrim adventures.
>one month later.
>In a cave to find Word of Power.
>Turn around.
> ************* Lydia.
#51 - falloutreaper (12/01/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Favorite race GO! mine is wood elf
#69 to #51 - jaevel ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Aryan race.
#75 - beatmasterz (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm a redguard thief, 						****					 stereotypes.
I'm a redguard thief, **** stereotypes.
#4 - barrelbarrelligton (12/01/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Hello fellow gents! I am Sir barrel!    
   
May you in the future do a barrelroll
Hello fellow gents! I am Sir barrel!

May you in the future do a barrelroll
User avatar #65 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (12/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fus Ro Dah = the stuck-npc-debug-shout
#46 - organicglory (12/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fallout New Vegas had a command for your followers to make them move back 10 feet
Fallout New Vegas had a command for your followers to make them move back 10 feet
#126 - killthemjuice (12/01/2012) [-]
>be adventuring through skyrim, ******* Lydia follows all the time
>explore cave, somehow she gets lost
>Like I give a ****
> Several adventures later, buy a house someday in Whiterun
>enter house, go to bed
>wake up, Lydia stands there staring at me
>where the **** did you come from
>kill her in rage
>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO YOU
User avatar #27 - baditch (12/01/2012) [-]
At least in Skyrim you can push the ******* out of the way. In Morrowind i swear they stand in the doorways on purpose, and you're not getting through until they ******* want you too.
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