I am Dragonborn!. . lam Dragonborn! lam the Harbinger of the Companions and a member of the Circle! I am the of the College of Winterhold! I am a Bard! I am the
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I am Dragonborn!

lam Dragonborn!
lam the Harbinger of the Companions and a member of the Circle!
I am the of the College of Winterhold!
I am a Bard!
I am the Hero of the Forsworn!
I am the Leader of the Dark Brotherhood!
lam the Hero of the Dawnguard!
lam the Hero of the Empire!
lam the Leader of the Thieves Guild and a Nightingale!
lam the Hero of
lam the Chieftain of the Regaling!
lam the Hero of the Blades!
I have defeated Alduin, the Worldfilter, Miraak, the first Dragonborn,
and the Vampire Lord Harkon!
I killed the Emporer!
I am the Thane ********* n, , Solitude, the Pale, the Reach, Falkreath,
the Rift, and Eastmarch!
I bought five houses, built three, and was given one!
I am married and adopted two kids!
I have several bards, housecarls, stewards, and carriage drivers who work for me!
I am the Champion of several Daedra and Divines!
I own cows, horses and chickens!
I have a demon horse!
Still have to chop my own firewood.
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Submitted: 04/26/2013
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User avatar #16 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (04/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but you don't get to the cloud district very often do you?
User avatar #25 - darthdingo (05/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
(Sniff, sniff) Shadowmare. My sweet, awesome horse...
He followed me everywhere, he never let me down, not once. Then some ******* dragon ass-hole shouted my ass away from my horse and killed him. I made sure to rip off every scale, arrow, gold coin, and bone off the ******** body, shouted at them repeatedly until they were at the bottom of a river, then sold his body parts.
******* Elder Dragons. I hate them all. None will be spared.
User avatar #1 - deathcampforjewtie (04/26/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Hey guys, I have a funny idea for content: I list the things you can be in Skyrim, then talk about how people don't notice!
#2 to #1 - telamatoes (04/27/2013) [-]
He is right though, this always bothered me about the elder scrolls games. Nothing you do seems to have any real impact. I am practically the god Tamriel and they arrest me for killing A GOD DAMN CHICKEN! That is the crap that breaks my immersion in a game and ruined Skyrim and Oblivion for me. If your going to cast the character as the savior of the world can it at least make it feel like we saved the world, have npc's acknowledge our status in ways other than a little bit of dialogue here and there.
User avatar #24 - vladhellsing (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You joined the Dawnguard? Pussy.
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User avatar #22 - fiftytwofruitcakes (05/12/2013) [-]
You can buy firewood.
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#20 - darkhank (05/09/2013) [-]
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