How?.... dragonborns, holding greatswords with one hand and . rts. if. Upgrade your computer, this is Skyrim not Runescape skrim yall
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - irokk
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Upgrade your computer, this is Skyrim not Runescape
#72 to #13 - tonkkax
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#131 to #13 - blackrookfiend
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Yes, because upgraded graphics certainly make a game that's mostly greys and other dull colour palettes so much better.
#71 to #13 - blackdaddy
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#42 to #13 - droop
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#73 to #13 - tonkkax
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**** you
User avatar #106 to #73 - dsgbiohazard
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I like how the original picture is a 99 slayer party, and an all 99 party at that.

I wish I could have been there.
#56 to #13 - russianbro
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#100 to #56 - anon id: 9435b218
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then play on a console. you don't half ass pc gaming, son.
#102 to #100 - anon id: 75e9b9be
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Consoles don't have mods faggot.
Also, steam sales make **** cheaper.
#60 to #56 - anon id: 3b193dd4
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Get a ******* job
#63 to #60 - russianbro
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#68 to #63 - anon id: 3b193dd4
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Kids and their name brand rigs, it's pitiful.
#67 to #60 - leandros
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WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH?
#66 to #56 - mastereleven
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User avatar #69 to #66 - envinite
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Well **** I can't even afford a 1 liter Coca Cola
#29 - kingofunnyjunk
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#45 to #29 - salmonofdoubt
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#74 to #29 - xeroxclad
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User avatar #1 - Firenter
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I blame momentum...
User avatar #62 to #1 - gravitystereo
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53 thumbs? You guys should know better. His arm and the sword are moving at the same speed. Momentum would only hold the sword up if his arm was going at a faster speed than the sword (dragging it into place by momentum).
#105 to #62 - wardd
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Trying to teach FunnyJunk physics?
yeeee, good luck with that
#10 - heartlessrobot
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Mixing armor? Can't be arsed to finish the suit? I went 3 weeks wearing ebony because I was finishing a suit of Daedric , so I went with the worse suit because I couldn't upgrade my daedric suit and weapons yet.
User avatar #70 to #10 - meganinja
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I only ever wear dwarven. But I agree, having armor from different sets is just awful.
User avatar #47 to #10 - strangemoo
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I usually don't make mine until I have enough for the whole suit. And most of the time I don't get past Dwarven or Orcish. Hell, one of my characters I killed Alduin with the Rueful Axe and full upgraded Dwarven.
#80 to #10 - anon id: 45c505e6
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Animal ****** and a hipster?
You are all types of horrible.
#107 to #10 - boydaranga
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How about you let people play the game how they want and thus not sounding like an absolute idiot-child?

User avatar #109 to #10 - pacmanwakkawakka
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What the **** is wrong with you, infamously fabulous hipster!?
#124 to #10 - anon id: a01694ba
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I don't get why people are throwing hipster at him.
Are hipsters now the guys who make sure their clothes match?
#125 to #10 - zsabber
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Or, you know, you can wear them as they come and benefit of them?
User avatar #54 to #10 - misticalz
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>taking 3 weeks to finish a daedric set.
It takes me 30 minutes.

What the **** were you doing?
User avatar #55 to #54 - heartlessrobot
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… mostly forgetting that I was trying to make a Daedric suit of armor.
#15 to #10 - ragingflamingos
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You sound like the hipster of Skyrim.
User avatar #16 to #15 - heartlessrobot
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No, you miss out on the "matching set" perk when you mix armor.
User avatar #30 to #16 - thisotherdude
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Except matching set is a wasted perk.
User avatar #31 to #30 - heartlessrobot
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Except it adds a decent amount of armor rating.
User avatar #32 to #31 - thisotherdude
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Even though you can easily go over the armor cap with even iron armor at high smithing levels? Plus mixing armor looks better and in skyrim appearance > stats (which is why I never touched daedric armor)
User avatar #33 to #32 - heartlessrobot
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I think mixing armor looks kinda stupid. Maybe it's because when the colors don't match it annoys me.
User avatar #36 to #33 - thisotherdude
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You're just not mixing the right ones, banded iron armor, steel gauntlets, and iron boots look ******* awesome.
User avatar #21 to #16 - viscerys
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I thought matching set applied to all sets encompassed by the armour demographic?
User avatar #23 to #21 - heartlessrobot
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No, it's only for armor from the same make. Like, all daedric, all ebony, all dragon bone, etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys
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Dern it.
#18 to #16 - ragingflamingos
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Or maybe op hadn't unlocked the matching set perk yet.
#28 - kodac
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Logic: 2H swords are not extremely heavy but with both hands you have more power and strength to get speed and momentum or better attacks, on a horse you have the speed and momentum of the horse moving to better your attacks with power.
#136 to #28 - anon id: c1bd86b8
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Depends on the make of the weapon, region of it's creation, and it's creator. Claymores used by Templars in the Crusades weighed up to 20lbs whereas Scottish Claymores usually weighed about 6-12 lbs.
#26 - auesis
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Greatswords don't actually weigh that much.

A Scottish claymore is only about 6lbs.
#58 to #26 - hellstar
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A real life Zweihander of the same style in Skyrim, as made by cold steel is only 6 pounds, 13.5 ounces. Not that much really.
#104 to #58 - stopbacontime
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And a lot of the weight just above the hilt, making it easier to carry.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - auesis
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Let's not forget the momentum from the horse, too.
#40 - Kabutops
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wait...YOU CAN DO THIS IN SKYRIM NOW?   
OR HAVE WE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO BUT MY NOOB ASS NEVER REALIZED THIS?!?!!
wait...YOU CAN DO THIS IN SKYRIM NOW?
OR HAVE WE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO BUT MY NOOB ASS NEVER REALIZED THIS?!?!!
#41 to #40 - psyachu
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you've been able to do that for a while.  You can also use a bow while on a horse, too.
you've been able to do that for a while. You can also use a bow while on a horse, too.
#43 to #41 - Kabutops
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omfg....im a failure. all those times i rode my horse into battle charging....and then blissfully get off my horse like nothing's going on....****
User avatar #113 to #43 - dedaluminus
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Actually, you're not a failure. Your horse can't fight while you're on it, and it's hard to hit anything, but when you're on the ground not only do you have full range of motion, but your horse turns into a killing machine that will not rest until every ************ that intends you harm has been turned into reddish jam.
User avatar #57 to #40 - akkere
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Actually, it wasn't until an update at some point that you were able to use weapons while on horseback.
If you never updated your game, you never have, and never will so long as you use that version, be able to enjoy the luxury of wielding a weapon while on horse.
User avatar #75 to #40 - thundagawd
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Mounted combat was implemented into the game during update 1.6 alongside dawnguard which came over a year ago.
User avatar #76 to #75 - Kabutops
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i guess that explains most of it. all i really used a horse for then was to get around places
User avatar #78 to #76 - thundagawd
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To be honest, the mounted combat isn't THAT great either, it's hard to land hits with a melee weapon, chances are whatever's attacking you would have time to kill your horse before you managed to position yourself properly to hit them back. Using a bow on horseback is cool though, but again, if it's a serious fight, it's better to get off your horse. I really only fight on horseback to smack mudcrabs while zooming by just for ***** and giggles.
User avatar #79 to #78 - Kabutops
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slapping mudcrabs around for ***** and giggles?
have you ever heard of the swearing mudcrab mod, my friend?
#81 to #79 - thundagawd
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I just looked it up, and I'm still laughing like a dumbass. I must try this at once, thank you for this information kind sir!
User avatar #84 to #81 - Kabutops
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it'd go great with the Posh Mudcrabs mod as well.

oh i can taste the glory of smashing those little swearing posh crabs right now
#83 to #40 - jakeattack
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Found the Noob
User avatar #64 - mrnoodlez
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Two handed swords can be used with one hand, it's not like they weigh 80 pounds. Using two hands allows you to swing with more power, riding on horseback gives momentum, so you don't need to hands to still get that same power in a swing. That's the way I look at it.
User avatar #77 to #64 - alfrebecht
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Actually, using a two-handed sword isn't about the power involved, it's the leverage. Think about it like a baseball bat. You can't get the rotations at a sufficient speed with only one hand (essentially you're using the other hand as a pivot). Put simply, when you strike with a sword you don't push it, you turn it.
As for on horseback though, a two-handed weapon might rip your arm off used that way, but this is fantasy, so who really cares all that much I guess
#82 to #64 - doubledisme
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finally someone who knows there ****
my two fav swords
the uthbert a viking sword that was very destructive
as well as the bastard sword which can be described as a two-handed sword
in the pic is an uthbert below is a link to bastard sword fencing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWemTgGetzw
very deadly
#85 to #82 - doubledisme
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can someone also suggest a game with some real kick ass combat (that involves melee for the most part)
User avatar #91 to #85 - wtf man
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dark souls
User avatar #108 to #85 - lordmacflurri
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mount and blade
#133 to #85 - anon id: eb391f09
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far cry 3
User avatar #132 to #85 - urbanawp
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skyrim
User avatar #110 to #85 - dedaluminus
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Chivalry: Medieval Combat
#87 - scumbagposter
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You can attack while on a horse
You can attack while on a horse
User avatar #112 to #87 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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yea but you need the first DLC to use it
User avatar #127 to #112 - babbysmithy
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Isnt it just in the update not in the DLC itself?
#120 - findash
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When on a horse you can use the momentum to swing the sword instead of just your own strength.
User avatar #126 to #120 - PedoBearsAcomin
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Yea that just doesnt make sense, that would only help if the horse slowed down quickly. Thats like saying its easier to swing a sword in a car
User avatar #128 to #126 - findash
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What I'm trying to say you don't actually have to swing the sword as much as when standing still.
User avatar #129 to #128 - PedoBearsAcomin
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Ah okay fair enough, It seems i have misunderstood
#121 to #120 - dragontamers
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IT shines through even in the most illogical circumstances.
IT shines through even in the most illogical circumstances.
#122 to #121 - sorrybut
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