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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - fuzzyballs
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he can tell by your girly walk
User avatar #27 to #1 - sirmatthew
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milkdrinker
User avatar #64 to #27 - fuzzyballs
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no lollygaggin'
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuzzyballs
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or maybe, just maaaaaybe, since the only person in the whole of skyrim, who would even run around in a full Deadric set, could only be the Dragonborn, and since everyone knows who and what the Dragonborn is, he might have concluded that you, in fact, are the same imperial from when you first entered whiterun in your steel armour
#3 to #2 - ragged [OP]
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I make Daedric for my companions all the time. You can also make Dwarven armor before ever entering Whiterun, which has the same face obstructing headgear style. Just sayin'.
User avatar #4 to #3 - fuzzyballs
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I just give them stormcloack armour and cloacks from a mod
and I have 3 of em
#5 to #4 - ragged [OP]
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I don't use mods or anything, namely because I play on a PS3, but I was able to power-level Conjuration in order to outfit them better.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuzzyballs
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my second nord is at LvL 1, because it seems to make more sense that giants STAY deadly, not just in the first part of the game
I just cheated all my skills to lvl 100, normal bandits are 1hit, the rest of the enemies are hard as ****, it's more fun this way
#7 to #6 - ragged [OP]
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Makes sense. Bandits don't become much of a threat until Marauders and Thugs join the ranks. Chiefs get more dangerous as their gear improves, even though it sort of stops at steel-plate armor and dwarven weapons.
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuzzyballs
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I just didn't like that they lied, they said no levelled loot, but eventually you'll find ebony weapons and armour everywhere
of course, you're at the level where you can make that all yourself, but if you can find ebony everywhere, why doesn't anyone ever use it? it's just stupid
#204 to #2 - falconfist
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User avatar #51 to #2 - wrpen
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If you'll notice, that guard is from either Markarth or Falkreach, not Whiterun.
#227 to #51 - ragged [OP]
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It was Falkreath.
#16 - PandeeBear
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You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you have to say in your defense...
#164 to #16 - arsedick
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But sir.....
But sir.....
#207 to #16 - anon id: c5a98065
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* go to jail
* use my master lockpicking skills and open my cell
* sneak past the guards, get my gear back, not even kill a guard
* sneak out of the city like a boss
#20 to #16 - luxray
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#138 to #16 - kyller
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i think they'll see my intentions
User avatar #24 to #16 - anepicnub
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**anepicnub rolled a random comment #508009 posted by candidvres at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
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User avatar #45 to #16 - cruptsamurai
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Chill out i'm the **** mothering thane.
#54 to #16 - evilklown
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The **** you say to me?
User avatar #67 to #16 - somniumecstasi
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I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO JAIL.
User avatar #25 to #16 - angelojuusan
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What, this? They all ran into my fists with their faces.

Oh, that guy? Oh, he jumped onto a knife.
#33 to #16 - RequieminMortis
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#39 to #16 - archyboo
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Od-Ah-Viing!
#44 to #16 - iNirvana
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#49 to #44 - wryme
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#86 to #49 - timeagain
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#94 to #86 - solarhaze
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Browseing random thread, find Hana-bros. Thumbs for all of you!
#97 to #94 - timeagain
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Hana-Bros are the best bros
#102 to #97 - solarhaze
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Hanako is the best ever!
#171 to #102 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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Am I too late to the party?
#231 to #171 - solarhaze
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It's never too late for Hanako, man!
#232 to #231 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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Hell yeah.
#233 to #232 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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#106 to #94 - solarhaze
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Well look at that, I spelled "Browsing" wrong....
#26 to #16 - TARDIS
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Comment Picture
#30 to #16 - kramon
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#17 to #16 - PandeeBear
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EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE
#70 to #17 - whitenerdy
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Mordekaiser likes your style.
#139 - vorack **User deleted account**
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Black Dynamite joined the Dawnguard so he could kill the pasty-faced Vampires.
Black Dynamite ain't got no mercy.
#199 to #139 - anon id: 0eb9d382
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2012 not being chocolate thunder
ISHYGDDT
User avatar #142 to #139 - ndiliciousa
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Black Dynamite should get a dwarven crossbow.
#145 to #142 - vorack **User deleted account**
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Black Dynamite Gotta join the Dark Brotherhood first. They Dark, like Black Dynamite. The Brothers, like Black Dynamite. They in the Hood, like Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite do that when he done molestin' Whitey. He claerly a unda-cova Vampire.


(Sadly, he's actually my Friends skyrim Character, not mine :P )
User avatar #178 to #145 - sergeantwang
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Make sure you tell your friend that he's awesome.
#98 - braviary
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> Slaughter an entire town in cold blood
> "In the name of the Jarl, stop right there!"
> "But I'm the Thane!"
> "Oh, well that's all right. just be careful next time."



Sometimes the IQ of the town guards worry me
#140 to #98 - cakedemon
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im going to hell for this
im going to hell for this
User avatar #155 to #140 - cakedemon
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bring the red thumbs i deserve them
User avatar #121 to #98 - pleasureabledino
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That's a horrible image. I laughed like a mad man. See you in hell. Have a thumb in the mean time.
User avatar #112 to #98 - KFCandKOOLAID
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>sneak up to a group of guards
>assassinate like 4 of them
>"did you hear something?"
#10 - ninjabadger
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But then they ask if you fetch mead.
#11 to #10 - anon id: 6c33d921
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yes you do its just odd that your wearing black/red today
#38 to #10 - archyboo
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one time a guard said that while i was in Daedric armor, so I just used the master lightning spell and went ape **** on whiterun. everyone who could be killed there is dead, even Aela and Lydia. i think my bounty is +20,000
User avatar #58 to #10 - gravitystereo
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you should finish the Companion missions.
you get to become a warewolf.
User avatar #22 to #10 - Kennyalways
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I ******* love it especially when the guard before him comments on you being the Harbinger
#78 - zaperzero
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Down with the Imperials! Down with the Stormcloaks!

Hail Sheogorath!
#81 to #78 - anon id: 8acb5914
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CHEEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!
#104 to #81 - massus **User deleted account**
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#115 to #104 - anon id: 66fafc6d
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so in character my brain **** itself.
#217 to #115 - anon id: 218c3cf2
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That's because he actually says that.
User avatar #109 to #78 - thedutchs
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Shivering Isles was the most epic storyline ever.

The ending is kinda sad, though.
User avatar #244 to #78 - stormcloaks
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NOPE WE RULE
User avatar #245 to #244 - zaperzero
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Wait till the imperials hear about this.
User avatar #110 to #78 - Gandalfthewhite
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i spent hours just looking at the night sky in that game. looks like the normal sky on acid
User avatar #130 to #78 - Sheogorath
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Yes.... You can have cheese.
User avatar #134 to #130 - zaperzero
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=D Thanks Sheogorath!
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User avatar #32 - CRosBY
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He noticed you were a faggot. Only faggots choose imperials.
#34 to #32 - anon id: d79df6ab
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Actually in the long run, choosing the imperial side is better.
The imperials actually have a chance fighting the Aldmeri Dominion as the Storm Cloaks are going to have no fighting chance against them.
Uniting the kingdom is better than having separate kingdoms.
So even though the Imperial side may seem less honorable, its more beneficial than joining the ranks of a rebel movement.
#40 to #34 - anaklusmos
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***** I'm the mother ******* dragon-born. Whoever side I'm on is gonna win.
User avatar #189 to #40 - dadukesta
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Dragonborn> Everything and anything
User avatar #35 to #34 - CRosBY
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No, I mean choosing the imperial race.
User avatar #66 to #34 - bustednose
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But the imperials are trying to take over Skyrim just so the Dominion don't attack the empire until they are ready to defend it.
User avatar #57 to #34 - taterbombs
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but maybe the storm cloaks get their Independence from the empire. (how it is in my game) but then when the domain declare war against them and the empire they just team up and fight them.
#36 to #34 - anon id: d79df6ab
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YES! Of course I post this as an anon. w/e
#65 to #32 - threedoggninja **User deleted account**
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User avatar #239 to #65 - CRosBY
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Faggotry
#243 to #32 - anon id: 4447b52f
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but I don't want to be a racist bigot..
but I don't want to be a racist bigot..
User avatar #41 to #32 - corundum
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Join the Stormcloaks! The Thalmor need YOU to help break up Tamriel so it's easier to chew!
User avatar #43 to #41 - trollchildxy
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Thank you for that XD!
#55 - taterbombs
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****skyrim for the nords!****
User avatar #68 to #55 - JonezeeBoi
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isn't that Warband?
#93 to #55 - thunderzizzle
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**** Snow Elves ****
User avatar #71 to #55 - fuzzyballs
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that's from warband
and it's "SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"

you ****** up twice, this is unforgivable
#84 to #71 - lordoxygen
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No one ***** with the Nords, both of them.
User avatar #85 to #84 - fuzzyballs
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when I have an army consisting out of nord huscarls, vaegir marksmen, and swaedian knights, you don't **** with me
User avatar #87 to #85 - lordoxygen
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I started playing with floris Expanded, and my game was kinda wierd that Swadiands started at war with 3 nations, and got insta-raped. So I run with the Nords now.
User avatar #90 to #87 - fuzzyballs
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I tried installing floris, failed 3 times, gave up
I just use tweak MB, mainly for garissoned army upkeep and being able to recruit 30 units minimum in one town, it sucks losing once and having to go by 30 villages to end up with an army consisting of recruits

and the worst part of losing is losing all my huscarls
oh, and the morale, I hate morale dropping low enough to have 5 marksmen run of every night

as far as tactics go, the game isn't all that hard
in a siege, form 3 lines, huscarls up front, archers in the back, and just wait untill they run out of arrows
in a normal battle, just charge in with all of your knights while the enemy sets up

I wish I had Floris mod pack, to make the batlles a bit more interesting...
User avatar #91 to #90 - lordoxygen
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Well, Floris is missing those features, it would be cool to finally recruit some real soldiers instead of yokels, I'm so tired of dragging them around.
User avatar #95 to #91 - floris
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everytime you say Floris, I get a mention of it.. which is quite annoying :p
#99 to #95 - lordoxygen
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Sorry Floris
#133 to #99 - anon id: 703aec17
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Did someone say not to say floris?
User avatar #225 to #133 - lordoxygen
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I am not aware of someone saying not to say floris
User avatar #241 to #95 - extremezone
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floris floris floris floris floris
User avatar #101 to #91 - fuzzyballs
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do you have the warband battle sizer? try a siege with 1500 soldiers

also, floris
#235 to #71 - taterbombs
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my bad. i googled nords and thats one of the things that showed up.
User avatar #236 to #235 - fuzzyballs
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hey, it's okay man

also, I'm gonna mention floris one more time, just because I can
no hard feelings, okay?
#96 to #55 - threadcreator
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Nords are racist as ****
#113 to #96 - xytheroth
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How did you get here? Back to your slave pen!
#111 - masterfryz
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>Vist Riverwood
>Talk to guard
>He complains about him thinking about being dragonborn like me
>Finish talking and he walks away
>Hear dragon
>Guard gets grabbed by dragon
>Kill dragon
>Run to find the guards body
>Finds it
>Place flower on his body
>Gets teary eye


I miss him still
User avatar #14 - boaterowns
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>Be kitted out in my guildmaster armour.
>Thief holds me up.
>I want options to say, "Getting real tired of your ********, you're out of the guild."
#15 to #14 - anon id: 4ed70a80
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Had the same thing happen to me, except with the Dark Brotherhood.
>walking around in Dark Brotherhood gear.
>Suddenly assassin jumps me.
>I've already gotten to the part of the questline where I become the Listener.
>Can't just tell the assassin "Get back to the sanctuary; we're going to have a family meeting to talk about this."

I don't think he was really in the Brotherhood.
User avatar #80 to #15 - zaperzero
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>Rule every guild and group.
>Thane of every group.
>Leader of the Stormcloak rebelion.
>Killed Alduin, Parthurnax, and Murmulnir (whom is the STRONGEST dragon).
>Killed the 8 Dragonprests.
>Own majority of the named items in the world.
>Odahving is the only person who shows me any respect (probably because I killed the companions.)
User avatar #190 to #80 - dadukesta
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The new dragon in Dawnguard is a pretty cool guy two.
User avatar #216 to #190 - zaperzero
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Murmulnir > Everything