How did he know?. OC and shit.. Ii iv i)! yaw out of trouble. ( MB Will El .
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How did he know?

OC and shit.

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Ii iv
i)! yaw out of trouble. (
MB Will El .
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User avatar #1 - fuzzyballs (08/11/2012) [+] (12 replies)
he can tell by your girly walk
#16 - PandeeBear (08/12/2012) [+] (26 replies)
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you have to say in your defense...
#17 to #16 - PandeeBear (08/12/2012) [-]
EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE
#139 - vorack (08/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Black Dynamite joined the Dawnguard so he could kill the pasty-faced Vampires.
Black Dynamite ain't got no mercy.
#98 - braviary (08/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Slaughter an entire town in cold blood
> "In the name of the Jarl, stop right there!"
> "But I'm the Thane!"
> "Oh, well that's all right. just be careful next time."



Sometimes the IQ of the town guards worry me
#10 - ninjabadger (08/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
But then they ask if you fetch mead.
#78 - zaperzero (08/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Down with the Imperials! Down with the Stormcloaks!

Hail Sheogorath!
User avatar #32 - CRosBY (08/12/2012) [+] (12 replies)
He noticed you were a faggot. Only faggots choose imperials.
#40 to #34 - anaklusmos (08/12/2012) [-]
Nigga I'm the mother fucking dragon-born. Whoever side I'm on is gonna win.
#55 - taterbombs (08/12/2012) [+] (18 replies)
****skyrim for the nords!****
#96 to #55 - threadcreator (08/12/2012) [-]
Nords are racist as shit
#111 - masterfryz (08/12/2012) [-]
>Vist Riverwood
>Talk to guard
>He complains about him thinking about being dragonborn like me
>Finish talking and he walks away
>Hear dragon
>Guard gets grabbed by dragon
>Kill dragon
>Run to find the guards body
>Finds it
>Place flower on his body
>Gets teary eye


I miss him still
User avatar #14 - boaterowns (08/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be kitted out in my guildmaster armour.
>Thief holds me up.
>I want options to say, "Getting real tired of your bullshit, you're out of the guild."
#149 - BlueToaster (08/12/2012) [-]
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#46 - bigwhitedream (08/12/2012) [-]
I hate that sometimes the guards seem to like you. They say things like "Psst, I know who you are. Hail Sithis" and acknowledge that you saved the world from Alduin, but still would slaughter your ass over a god-damn potato.
#50 - N. Korean citizen (08/12/2012) [-]
#23 - shodaihokage (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dark Elf master conjuration

Whiterun Guard- Hail Summoner, Conjure up a warm bed for me will you?

Me- I will not hesitate to kill you...
#173 - assdoreponyfucker (08/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
related
#92 - TheProphetOfTruth (08/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I was a Werewolf and a guard mentioned that my "wolf like grin" made him nervous or something like that.
#166 - shitstainsam (08/12/2012) [-]
no lollygaggin'
#148 - anusraper ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
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#107 - irokk (08/12/2012) [-]
Wood elves ftw
Wood elves ftw
#122 - drainbramage (08/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Talos is not a god.
Talos is not a god.
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