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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - abysmalshadow
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you.

Do quests, raid and sell goodies from bandits, etc. Also check out the invisible chest in Dawnstar.
User avatar #51 to #8 - herpsog
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what invisible chest
User avatar #14 to #8 - jonasa [OP]
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
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#9 - solarisofcelestia
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My Mer brother, you are a skilled enough thief and assassin to have earned a place in both the thieves guild and dark brotherhood. Thus you must have sufficient stealth skills. The solution is simple, steal, steal from everyone who has ever crossed your path and never earned your respect. Steal from the wicked, the corrupt, the tyrannical, and the greedy. They don't deserve what they have. But don't let yourself become corrupted too. Help out those in need, complete errands, assist those who ask for help, they might be more generous than they look. Also take what you can from your victories. All that stuff the fallen foes have can be sold for a good price. You'll find the spoils of war to be most profitable, so sell the possessions of your dead enemies.

Good luck in your adventures, and remember the Thalmor are not your friend. They speak of elf superiority over men, but I can say from experience they will turn of a fellow elf if they find it suitable.

~From a friendly Bosmer, Sci-rel.
#57 to #9 - anon id: 9c5180ef
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I take your words to heart, brother Mer! Well said.
User avatar #10 to #9 - jonasa [OP]
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You, I like you.
Ha, thanks for the tip, dude.!
User avatar #42 - psyachu
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Okay, okay, hear me out, I'm an expert on this stuff, man.

1) Go to Halted Stream Camp north of Whiterun
2) Go through the place killing everyone inside (there's a bandit boss at the end)
3) Where the bandit boss is, PICK UP THE SPELL TOME TRANSMUTE (that's the most important thing)
4) Grab a pickax somewhere in there (I know there's at least 1)
5) Mine every bit of iron ore veins in the place
6) Grab everything else that isn't nailed down (including more iron ore)
7) Spam the crap outta transmute to make all that iron ore into gold ore
8) Make the gold ore into gold ingots and make gold rings (if you have jewels, make those first)
8.5) (Optional) use any petty, lesser, or common soul gems to enchant all these gold rings with the most expensive enchantment (if you have fortify sneak, that's the best one)
9) Sell all your jewelry to your local wizard and general goods store

Best way to sell all of it if you have a lot is to start in Whiterun and do a fast travel circle from there to Markarth to Solitude and back. While selling, you can also buy iron ore to continue the process again later. After all is said and done, you'll be rich. Happy hunting!
User avatar #26 - iliekbats
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baskets on people's heads, steal everything, profit
User avatar #27 to #26 - spikethepony
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More recent releases of the game patched this....
It doesn't work on mine. The basket just launches off.
User avatar #33 to #27 - thehumanheater
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(07/22/2013) [-]
If you pick up the thing you want to steal and move it to a place where you are hidden.
User avatar #40 to #33 - semaxtrue
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I did that in fallout nv in the laser shop on the strip, took each item to the toilets and made a small fortune.
#41 to #40 - thehumanheater
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Like stealing candy from a small child...
Like stealing candy from a small child...
User avatar #34 to #33 - spikethepony
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Will try...
User avatar #30 to #27 - jonasa [OP]
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Still fun , though.
User avatar #31 to #30 - spikethepony
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I saw your old comment... Heh heh heh.
Yes, yes it is.
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#2 - anon id: b046306c
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(07/21/2013) [-]
You could stop playing skyrim and play some real man games like roblox
faggot
User avatar #3 to #2 - jonasa [OP]
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Roblox? You're joking, right? Please, get lost. If you don't have a tip go away.
User avatar #18 - dafuckisthisshit
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pickpocket people. save before. if it fails reload. lots of people have 900-1k gold worth of jewelery on them.
#16 - anon id: 11c44a25
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Two plans for you. first is complete dungeons and bandit camps, only taking items with a value x10 their weight. the second option is go to halted steams camp (northwest of whiterun) with a pickaxe and plenty of inventory room. clear the mine of the bandits and iron ore. inside is an alteration spell book called transmute. it turns iron ore (one at a time) into silver ore and silver ore into gold. doing that will give you gold ore, which once smelted and crafted into rings or necklaces brings in good money. this trick is useful for getting your alteration, smithing, and speech up. for this one you might want to get the speech perk that allows you to sell everything to anyone.
User avatar #22 to #16 - zombygoast
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It also helps if you enchant the jewlery with even just a ****** enchantment. Enchantments increase item value by a lot
User avatar #17 to #16 - jonasa [OP]
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Oh yeah, now I remember that spell, thanks a lot!
User avatar #25 to #17 - matexius
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You're in the Thieves guild, right?
- Find an Unusual gem (there is one in the Jarls quarters in Dragons Reach)
- Talk to Vex after completing some quests
- Do the No Stone Unturned quest (It's totally worth it, just takes a while.)
- You will get the Ability Prowlers Profit, which gives you highly priced gems in containers, like urns and such, that you can sell at quite high prices.
- Now go to a longer Nordic Ruin, like Volskygge or Labyrinthian, although take a strong essential follower with you, like a DB Initiate and be careful- Dragon Priest.
If you' ve gone to Labyrintian, take one of those spectral weapons, dis-enchant them and enchant newly created weapons, then sell them.
There are videos on Youtube on the quest.
Here is one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1dhm4s0ZA
#20 - orendil
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You can hunt giant's to get giant's toe. Use the Giant's toe with Wheat and each potion you craft will sell for maybe 300gold at starting alchemy I believe? Goodluck friend!
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User avatar #19 to #15 - jonasa [OP]
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I'll be sure to check that out, thanks!