24k a year is minimal... and also, 7 years, and 4 purple hearts? for starters, it's a big process, involving requests and time, just to get a purple heart, let alone be wounded or kill to receive one. Another point is that there's only a handful of people to receive them, so why would one of them be pathetic enough to spend all their time on here posting as anon's and yelling at people.

And this is unrelated, but unless those purple hearts were from getting shot in the brain and losing 80 points of your IQ, then I'm gonna keep calling bullshit by the primitive, grade school, vocabulary and your "I learned about war and swearing on COD" attitude...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little foal? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Equestrian School for Gifted Unicorns, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions to harmony. I am trained in magical warfare and I’m the top unicorn in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that manure to me over the Internet? Think again, coldcuddler. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spells from across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, blank flank. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plane, you little mule. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn blank flank. I will buck fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo.

HORSE FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

" I am trained in gorilla warfare "
this troll is good at GORILLA warfare

actually it originated on youtube, used on 4chan a few times, untill finially being spammed to death on funnyjunk, reddit, 9gag, youtube and facebook.