Get Yo Shit Together Dragonborn

I CAN'T PICK UP THIS FLOWER
My pockets are full of battleaxes.

I have the perk and standing stone for carrying capacity :D over 500lbs of shtuff luggin around and still running full speed.

great, next thing is setting base dmg to 50000 and taking any challenge out of the game

You're supposed to use the console commands to fix your save if some awful glitch happens, not cheat your ass off.

OR SPAWNING 50,000 WHEELS OF CHEESE
Fuck, fuck you funnyjunk, flagging skyrim gifs

Dovah Bear was awesome.

YFW stampede of mammoths.

meh i beat two giants to death bear handed last night...they arent that tough

lvl 5 no potions or shouts
challenge accepted?

i didnt use potions or shouts but i did have my armor on...and doing that isnt too hard when you have bow/magic

how bout you stop playing on novice before you try to act all badass. Unless youre Level 50+, Then I salute you sir.

i am level 54 so yeah...kinda makes it hard to not kill stuff

Just saved over my level 79 account for a fresh start, didnt want the Dawnguard DLC to be too easy. My apologies to you sir. i play on Master, so I was still getting 1-shotted by giants at Level 40 with Daedric Armor. :(

If you can get the dragon and the giants to fight, its pretty epic to watch. Until the winners come for you, of course.

I did.

Sorry, looks like you're overencumbered

if you're in a city and you are fighting a guard or someone, can you use the dragoncall shout to have a dragon come and help you? or does that only work if you're fighting a dragon?

It's when you're fighting anyone.

SPOILER ALERT

And with Dawnguard, you can call 2 dragons to help you. Fuckin' useful.
Sorry if you haven't played it yet.

I always slay the fuckers. They can help you? Or only after you kill Alduin?

It's a quest in the main story where you trap and interrogate a dragon about Alduin, then you set him free and in return for sparing his life you get a shout and when you use it he comes and fights for you

That fucker never gave me a shout! Or do you only get it after you've went to the portal to Sovngarde?

you have to use it to even complete that misson. Check in your shout inventory for "call dragon"

Call Dragon was used to lure Odahviing, Blades-dude taught it to me. But I didn't know you could use it to let them help you, thanks!

no problem

lol....summon Odahviing in a city...kill a guard...then sit back and watch the show...

I didn't really try out the Dragon Call shout yet. But I'm curious now.

You may be the greatest and richest hero in all the land, but you still don't get to the Cloud District very often

I like your thinking

Yes there was, they were just invisible and really quiet.

After hearing the first 2 sentences out of his mouth, I gained so much respect for him there was no way I could kill him for some selfish bitch.

that's horse slaughter, you'll end up in horse court

I'm so going to do that

you're not using spellbreaker?

no, i never use shields, just dual wield when i use one-handers. i keep all my daedric artifacts stored away in a chest most of the time anyway. that is an upgraded nightingale bow that does over 600 damage.

well that's easy if you abuse the alchemy-enchanting-loop
i have a legit daedric bow with 410 dmg (with gear enchantments ofcourse)
and when i don't feel like sneaking i just run around and decapitate stuff with a daedric sword and spellbreaker
eitherway i never get shouted to death

blocks shouts? i didnt know that. could be pretty useful. but yeah, i abuse the shit out of enchantments.

yeah i'm only lvl 64 but until now spellbreaker still blocks everything on master
never knew a 50-dmg-block could be so powerful

How can you not kill a troll, Fus Ro Dah his ass and cut him up

This happened with a buddy of mine. He had kill 4 dragons, but never a troll. Granted, he was early on, but you get the point.

**mokeyking rolls 27** Get strong bow, daedric is best, get loads of arrows, dragonrend him in the middle of the flat bit, hide behind big boulder and shoot him and hide until he dies

Thanks, man.

What difficulty are you playing on?

Adept,

I also have Dragonbane

dragonbane? is it that dragon slaying katana?

Yes

what do you play on? pc xbox or ps3?

Xbox. Ib4 ps3 fags attack me.

lucky you get the dlc first :c i play pc i heard skyrim was a fail for the ps3 because of all the bugs and stuff

Update, just killed that bitch Alduin. Finally.

I played Skyrim on the PC before the Xbox, but I quit because it lagged more than a 90's computer running Battlefield.

The DLC is boss, but some new places are extremely confusing lol

update your graphic card or clean the dust? because once my computer got dusty my COD game start to get laggy (inb4 butthurt COD haters)

I updated the graphics card, but that didn't really help at all. I couldn't even play TF2 on it without it lagging like a motherfucker lol.

then it is time to buy a new card...

...be better at the game...

I speed ran the main quest and killed alduin at level 14. he is fucking easy as hell