MFW I always play as a high elf and all my friends give me shit when we play Skyrim.

or maybe you aren't talking about warhammer and i just made a fool out of myself

oh well. ta-ta

im warriors of chaos and i HATE HIGH ELF'S AND YOUR ALWAYS STRIKE FIRST WITH RE-ROLL TO HIT!!!!

and then you give your fucking swordmasters the banner that gives armor piercing and the rape train is on the track.

but then i play skaven and warp lightning cannon everything you love so it's ok

what the fuck does that actually mean?

never got it

"You what, mate?"

is that it?

well, it was appropriate in the context anyway so im gonna give you a reward

you know what HFY is?

I know it's an acronym. Did I win?

HFY stands for Humanity Fuck Yeah. you know how most of our sci-fi stories pictures humans as weak, stupis and general noobs compared to every single other race? well HFY decided that they wouldn't have any of that shit. humans, one way or the other, are the most badass race in space

here is one example that i like, see what you think about it

Neat.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13659142/

here take this

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hfy

this too if you want more

Imperial is the only logical choice

i know right?

i chose imperial for the same reason i chose Mr. house in fallout NV. there must be order

of course that did not stop me from choosing to assassinate the emperor for the brotherhood but that is a different story. it was only a job after all, and the man met his death with honor

I agree. The stormcloaks are like immature kids who won't shut up. And they're racist.

agreed

i also assassinated him after those scrolls. yeah they worked alright, kills everything close to you, yourself NOT excluded

I'm an Imperial who joined the Stormcloaks

I'm a high elf who worships Talos.

You win this round

I'm a dark elf worshiper of Azura, who hopes for a union between her Daedric magnificence and the Divine Talos, would make for an interesting and dietic "FUCK YOU THALMOR"...yes?

My argument was just rendered invalid

On a slightly related tangent, elder Scrolls online beta sign ups are open now.

If I had a computer that could handle any part of that, or the money to afford one, I would get it.

I bet. Except I know about as much about computers as the Aldmeri Dominion does about religious tolerance. And for that horrid joke, here's a free gif.

It's unrelated and simply for anyone who wants it.