Epic crossover is epic

Wait, what? are you commenting again?

I don't know anon

Ive gone the extra mile and volunteered myself to click, the link. It is indeed safe, but the horrors i experienced to get there were quite traumatizing. Good luck in all your endeavors friend.

A hero rises to the occasion, you have my gratitude

I added this to my favorites on DA and subbed :3

I'm an Imperial who joined the Stormcloaks

I'm a high elf who worships Talos.

You win this round

I'm a dark elf worshiper of Azura, who hopes for a union between her Daedric magnificence and the Divine Talos, would make for an interesting and dietic "FUCK YOU THALMOR"...yes?

My argument was just rendered invalid

On a slightly related tangent, elder Scrolls online beta sign ups are open now.

If I had a computer that could handle any part of that, or the money to afford one, I would get it.

Specs never mean jack squat. A friend of mine has a computer that can run Crysis on max setting and minecraft bogs it down.



Funny as hell to be honest.

I bet. Except I know about as much about computers as the Aldmeri Dominion does about religious tolerance. And for that horrid joke, here's a free gif.

It's unrelated and simply for anyone who wants it.

I'll admit I lol'd. Thumb to you.

MFW I always play as a high elf and all my friends give me shit when we play Skyrim.

or maybe you aren't talking about warhammer and i just made a fool out of myself

oh well. ta-ta

im warriors of chaos and i HATE HIGH ELF'S AND YOUR ALWAYS STRIKE FIRST WITH RE-ROLL TO HIT!!!!

and then you give your fucking swordmasters the banner that gives armor piercing and the rape train is on the track.

but then i play skaven and warp lightning cannon everything you love so it's ok

what the fuck does that actually mean?

never got it

"You what, mate?"

is that it?

well, it was appropriate in the context anyway so im gonna give you a reward

you know what HFY is?

I know it's an acronym. Did I win?

HFY stands for Humanity Fuck Yeah. you know how most of our sci-fi stories pictures humans as weak, stupis and general noobs compared to every single other race? well HFY decided that they wouldn't have any of that shit. humans, one way or the other, are the most badass race in space

here is one example that i like, see what you think about it

Neat.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13659142/

here take this

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hfy

this too if you want more

Imperial is the only logical choice

i know right?

i chose imperial for the same reason i chose Mr. house in fallout NV. there must be order

of course that did not stop me from choosing to assassinate the emperor for the brotherhood but that is a different story. it was only a job after all, and the man met his death with honor

I agree. The stormcloaks are like immature kids who won't shut up. And they're racist.

agreed

i also assassinated him after those scrolls. yeah they worked alright, kills everything close to you, yourself NOT excluded

I-..Is that spelled with corpses?..

why yes. yes it is.

You sir, are a very clever man

i'd love to take credit but it's not mine. who ever made it is awesome though

You strategically used it.
That's good enough lol

thalmor corpses

In Fallout: New Vegas I went to a NCR compound, killed everyone, then spelt out "Legion" with all their bodies. I also used all their heads as an underline of the word, like this Legion .

Pic or it didn't happen.

Don't play on PC, plus it would be a pale representation of the old one I made, so I guess it didn't happen.

enchanted an axe to be powerfull against undead. called it the lincoln. used it throughout dawnguard

Is it bad that I had armor of the Jew - Fortify barter :I

Too bad it decreases your fire resistance.

whats this from?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiQDz6lPiM

Maybe we could invite some women.

Nope. Call more dudes.

Seriously, anything diplomatic with him turns into a bitchfest of "do things my way or I'll become unpleasant"

I feel like both Imperial and Stormcloak don't want the best for me....but I have to choose Imperial because I just hate Ulfric so damn much :I
The Season Unending really opened my eyes for how damn annoying he is! :P

At first i was rooting for the stormcloaks, i was playing it and got to the end, and what general tullius says before he dies completely changed my mind, but i couldn't do anything about it. so with alot of dissatisfaction wiith my level 64 character, i deleted and started anew, this time i chose the legion and i was much more satisfied with it.

My friend also joined the Stormcloaks at first and didn't try Season Unending - I told him to watch as I completed it and on his next character he went Imperial too ;P
It's actually kinda silly that one quest can make one part look so foolish :P

yep

Those damn hippies.

Yeah, I mean why would you try to fight the Dominion without the Empire's help? *cough* Hammerfell *cough*

What's the matter someone stole your sweetroll?

....then today is the day you die ELF! FOR BLACKMAAAAARSH!

MFW redguard.

Dem lungs..

he smokes alot of weed, one cuban is nothing.

Argonian because fuck you

MFW I am a High Elf.
"For the glory of the Dominion! And not the Canadian one!"

DIE MILKDRINKER

says the one that shouted the High King to death instead of fighting honorably!

MFW I'm a high elf and I think the Thalmar suck.

I'm a Dark Elf. Always have been.

Wood elves are only acceptable elves, alt/orsi/fal/dunmer = Kill on sight

My character is named Mayor McCheese. He is a Khajiit that's as trust worthy as M'aiq.

After I killed Ulfric, I took off all his clothes and fus'ed his body round the place :I
Pic related :P

Sounds fun! lol

(Picture unrelated)

Best part of Skyrim ;P
Besides teabagging animals and bandits ;)

Mines named Sven.

Mine's name is Jorick the Rapist. He's a hitman.

My first character, I maxed out my pickpocket and sneak, then spent the rest of the game stealing everyone's weapons and clothes. I turned Skyrim into a Nudist Pacifist colony.

NICE

The first character I made, and still play as, is named Wilhelm. My name being William, I thought it would be fitting. He too was born a Nord, proud and strong, defiant in the face of adversity. At an early age he lost his parents, and the only thing he was left with was his father's Daedric shield. As he grew, he was proven to be a great protector, defender of the weak, and kind enough to give anyone the benefit of a doubt. He is self sustaining, generous (as a lover as well), and a fierce warrior, suited for a wide array of situations. From stealth to open combat, nothing is too difficult for Wilhelm the Defender.

Awesome:D It's fun to put extra thought into these games lol

This is a great summary. Too bad those fuckers didn't thumb you up.

Thanks! That means a lot to me:) I'm glad people liked this so much. I've actually been thinking about writing a short book about Hellek lol. This feedback makes me feel like it wouldn't be a dumb idea.

I seriously want you to do that. My previous comment was changed from, "Make this into a novel now!" However, that seemed like an order, and you know how much Hellek dislikes being bossed around, so the novel may never have been made.

Ha ha! Maybe so :P
Lol nah, I would have been pretty flattered. Thanks for the great compliments:) this is just the motivation I needed. I'm pretty busy with University right now, but I can at least get a lot of idea's formed before I start (and hopefully some more gaming hours lol)

You'll be the first that I show my drafts to (assuming I go through with it) Until then, take another background friend:D

My warrior is called Gro'Mak the Destroyer and he was born of fire and steel in the heart of war. His tribe ever under attack from raiders in the south lands and the men of the west, he grew quickly into a fearsome warrior with a reputation for hacking his opponents limbs off quickly. His double bladed greatsword was tested against a thousand powerful warriors and shattered their blades and skulls with ease. Legend tells of him covered in blood in the midst of a battle with his blade in one hand and a torso as a shield in the other, throwing his enemies asunder.

Wicked:D