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User avatar #10 - Ferscot (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was playing Skyrim, and had just finished a standard cave quest and left the cave from a whole different spot from the entrance. Just as I left, I heard a Dragon and saw him swooping down. I think, alright bring it on! Then a giant popped up and started walking over to me. (At this point in the game I'm strong enough not to be sent flying in one hit, but a Giant can still own me). So I'm heading back to the cave for a quick escape when the dragon flies in and ATTACKS THE GIANT! WTF? but whatever. So the giant fights back and I'm just watching this monster movie when i realize that the dragon is losing. (kind of a weak dragon, again this is early in the game). So I take the opportunity and fight the giant from behind him. sure enough though I had waited too long and the dragon dies and so do I. I activate the autosave and sure enough it happens all over again, but this time I just target the giant right away and we kill him. (DRAGONBORN+DRAGON FTW). So I'm prepping for a dragon fight with an ex-ally, when he does his fly around in a circle bit. So he circles, and circles, and circles... HE FLEW OFF! So in short a dragon helped me kill a giant that could have otherwise owned me and left without attacking.
User avatar #1 - johnwoodstock (10/30/2013) [-]
i'm not a big fan of video games and i never played any elder scrolls. but that sounded pretty metal
User avatar #5 - xmacleodx (10/30/2013) [-]
The only cool glitch story I have for Oblivion is one time, two guards were chasing me in the woods, (Don't remember why, I probably tried to shoot an arrow at a sign, missed and hit someone. I have a bad habit of doing that), and were shouting at me to stop. Finally after about 5 minutes of this, I decided to man up and face my enemies. Quickly realizing that I stood no chance as I was naked and had no weapon, I started to run away like a little bitch again, turning to shoot spells at them. I turned back to launch another fireball, only to see two wolves chasing me instead of two guards. That's right, ************* werewolves. Thinking about my role as the Hero of Kvatch, I decided to smite my (Now considerably weaker) foes, only to have the dead bodies of the wolves fly into the sky, and have the bodies of the two guards fall in the exact same place. The worst part? Even though I potentially saved the WORLD from an outbreak of werewolfism, I got charged with the murder of two guards and continued to get chased for another half hour.
User avatar #3 - dreamcast (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nothing to odd has happended to me but I just started a new game and yesterday I walk out of whiterun and right in front of me a giant spawns dead and falls over with no loot on him. It was as if there was another player in the game. Killing things...
#8 to #3 - mollike (10/31/2013) [-]
It's definetly the one the companions kill but it just bugs and threw the corpse infront of you when you exited the city. I've had a dragons skeleton drop on me when I exited the cave where I prior had killed a dragon outside further away.
#21 - FatherPedobear (11/05/2013) [-]
One time Lydia got launched by a giant, landed, and did about 60 summersaults.
User avatar #12 - carbohydrates (10/31/2013) [-]
Way back when, in Morrowind. (Hey, that has a ring to it).
Got the Scrolls of Icarian Flight (+1000 Acrobatics for 7 seconds (Super Jumping Basically)). Decided to see if I can make it to Vivec.
Aim roughly towards Vivec, jump, use another scroll before I hit the ground so I won't die, managed to land in Ebonheart in the center of the castle courtyard.
"Your Acrobatics has increased to 1027." ... wat.jpg
Decided to jump again, died on hitting the ground, game loads me back to my save at Seyda Neen.
Odd bug, never got it to work again sadly.
User avatar #20 - johangustav (11/01/2013) [-]
this just makes me want to go and start up oblivion or skyrim all over again
User avatar #18 - thenamlessguy (10/31/2013) [-]
Th-... that's considered rare?

It happens to me all the ******* time. Even once when I console killed Molag Bal, so I had a 50 meters tall invisible ************ running after me.

Freaky **** .
User avatar #17 - pokimone (10/31/2013) [-]
Once, I was playing Skyrim, I had just found out how to mod, so I was having a pretty good time putting tophats on mudcrabs. Then, all of a sudden... I found my old copy of pokemon crystal and stopped playing skyrim for about 7 months.
#16 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2013) [-]
I'll ye the story of Derp Wing the undead dragon of the Volcanic Tundra.
I was on my way to Riften from Windhelm. I was on the border to the volcanic tundra when a legendary dragon swoop down right in front of me. I as the dragonborn hero slaughtered this mighty beast but I couldn't adsorb his soul. So I just said " **** it" and continued on to Riften. Awhile later I returned to the tundra to slay another dragon cause I needed a new shout and didn't have the souls for it. But when I got there something wasn't right. The game suddenly dropped to 1-3 fps. And up in the sky you could see a legendary dragon spinning and flying backwards in a frozen ragdoll animation. Meaning that his head were stuck between his hindlegs and his wings was pointing straight up. Due to the awful fps I couldn't damage the ****** .
He never landed and dragonrend didn't work on him.
I named him Derp Wing and never returned to volcanic tundra. He was the only dragon I couldn't kill.
User avatar #15 - padlochmcgee (10/31/2013) [-]
I rather enjoyed this story, have a thumb.
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User avatar #13 - FaceEater (10/31/2013) [-]
Was playing Skyrim when, after doing the quest where your character obtains Frost, I dismounted to attack a lone giant on the road, only to watch my newly acquired steed fly over the ground for quite a ways to get stuck headfirst inside the ground and then disappear. Never found that horse after that.
User avatar #9 - chuckstein (10/31/2013) [-]
So I'm finishing up the Dark Brotherhood quests, and I'm not the best sneaker. Me being the amazing player I am, I get a considerable bounty on myself, one from almost every hold in the game, and I'm unable to pay them off because I'm a Jew. So, I'm walking around the Wilderness, when a Solitude Guard comes up to me. Kinda weird, but eh. I'm about to slay him, but then I enter another dialogue. It's a Falkreath Guard. Then, a Windhelm, and a Markarth guard, so on and so forth then they start doubling; another Falkreath, another Whiterun, etc. Then I've got about 15 guards surrounding me. That's when I make the mistake of refusing surrender. I swear, I was chased almost half way across the map by these ******* guys until I lost them (I was low level at the time). Has anyone else had this to them, or is it just a bug with my Skyrim?
#7 - epicpahtater **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
i will certainly never play that 						*******					 game
i will certainly never play that ******* game
#2 - frostbeard (10/30/2013) [-]
Twas a good story, that.
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