Dovahkin Smash. Source: Reddit. 163 points 21 hours ago When playing Skyporn, I often wonder if it would be simpler to just take my sword and ram it through the
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Dovahkin Smash

163 points 21 hours ago
When playing Skyporn, I often wonder if it would be simpler to
just take my sword and ram it through the keyhole.
108 points 13 hours ago
Oh the frail wooden chest that is probably rotted away in
this damp dingy cave for a millennium is looked? Why
doesn' t the almighty dragonborn get down on his
hands and knees and fiddle with the rusty look for an hour
instead of using the ******* enchanted he got
from the depths of hell to smash it the **** open.
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Submitted: 11/05/2013
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User avatar #4 - arandomjoe (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He could damage what's inside
User avatar #8 to #4 - Einsty (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure damp clothes and 4 coins can survive a hammer blow.
User avatar #9 - thephoenix (11/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I once used 25 lockpicks and a long time to open a master level chest when i first started the game, guess what i found in there? A rare weapon? money? ingots?
A fork.
A single, ******* FORK.
#26 - zekeon (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's a mod for that.

I would find it for you, but I'm too lazy. Find it yourself.
User avatar #20 - gigglesthegreat (11/06/2013) [-]
...Why not shout it open? ALO!...HO!....MORA!!!!!!!
User avatar #3 - thundernight (11/05/2013) [-]
install skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/29979/
Activate Smash locks in mcm
smash every lock with your warhammer!
#44 - houseofbrick (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have a conservative mod count on Skyrim at 233 and still stable. It's practically an entirely new game at this point.
User avatar #12 - oneguy ONLINE (11/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There's a game that lets you do that, though I don't remember what it is. You can either pick the lock or smash the chest, but if you smash it, about half the stuff gets broken.
#19 to #12 - telamatoes ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Kotor 2 you could do that, i don't know about kotor 1
#6 - omnipotentsoap (11/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So I got bored of skyrim after playing it for a while and when I went to college this year I didn't bring my console or the game and I was wondering If it would be worth it to spend the $60 bucks to download it
So I got bored of skyrim after playing it for a while and when I went to college this year I didn't bring my console or the game and I was wondering If it would be worth it to spend the $60 bucks to download it
User avatar #27 to #6 - zekeon (11/06/2013) [-]
You already own it, just find a torrent.
#53 - ponymagic (11/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bethesda likes people to suffer...
Bethesda likes people to suffer...
User avatar #36 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
And then there's fresh produce inside.
#24 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
does anyone actually find the locks hard in skyrim? the longest ive spent on a lock was about a minute and used five picks. Fallout 3 on the other hand had rediculous locks
User avatar #32 to #28 - hhanako (11/06/2013) [-]
oblivion is the closest i've seen a game come to real lockpicking, fallout and skyrim is just ridiculous
#80 - gigamuffin (11/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**gigamuffin rolls 79**
#69 - lordraine (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-"I know what I'll do. I'll just BREAK it open!"
-broken bits of enchanted glass weapons everywhere
User avatar #75 to #69 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2013) [-]
******** . That **** can take a direct blow from a giant without a visible scratch. All weapons and armor in Skyrim are indestructible.
#48 - MrDeadiron (11/06/2013) [-]
I would smash things
User avatar #35 - fukinitech (11/06/2013) [-]
i like owning a console, but i want to be a pc gamer. Just because of the graphics and all the mods you can imagine.
#11 - maxsexington (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>go to Dawn star and raid invisible chest for stuff
>run back to the kitty people wait 4 days and run back to get refilled chest
>Grinding on selling items like an Uberjew
>always Keep the lock picks out of habit from oblivion
>turned out i had 560+ picks turning master skill locks into a teeth grinding minigame
>The lockpick skill tree was a waste of the programmers time
User avatar #84 - Crusader (11/18/2013) [-]
They should allow you to bash open containers at the cost of some of the more fragile pieces inside, like in KotOR II
#83 - jarjarre (11/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 - zeroguy (11/06/2013) [+] (14 replies)
i liked oblivion's lockpicking better
#50 - FatherPedobear (11/06/2013) [-]
There's a mod for this, and about 400242 other things.
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