Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.). So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I notice
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Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.)

So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I noticed a dead wood elf in the road. To my dismay, it was Faendal, which meant no free archery training. However, I noticed that I could take his key off his body (I'm doing an evil-Altmer warrior playthrough) and use his house. So I looted him and threw him in the river, and all went well. I was in Riverwood talking to Alvor about getting some steel for my new Imperial armor when I noticed three mercenaries walking up behind Alvor. I immediately knew something was wrong, since I had only stolen from Faendal after he was dead. I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties, so I decided to see who ordered my execution. My ******* face when I opened up the letter and that dead piece of **** had hired bounty hunters from beyond the grave to beat the **** out of me and Alvor... I love yet hate you, Skyrim.

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User avatar #2 - shadowkingdr (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i had thugs hire thugs to beat my ass
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
One time i killed a briarheart by pickpocketing his briarheart. He then sent thugs to take it back
#3 - JimmyRocketfingers (07/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I had Paarthurnax send thugs after me once. I got seriously offended when I found the letter.


Don't even get me started on the "letter's from a friend". Evidently some creepy little stalker follows the dragonborn around caves and ancient dwarven ruins, waiting for him to dragon shout so he can send off another letter.
#47 - zaperzero (07/16/2014) [+] (18 replies)
#19 - wheredahoodat (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once inherited money from a bandit marauder. Such a noble foe.
#40 - trevo (07/16/2014) [-]
#67 - sideism (07/16/2014) [-]
he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his 						****
he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his ****
User avatar #14 - noooooooooo (07/16/2014) [-]
I remember I accidentally killed my wife's brother so she sent thugs after me. Needless to say those thugs didn't help her when I read the letter.
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2014) [-]
On one of my saves I murdered all the orcs at the big ebony mine somewhere in the mountains to the east between Riften and Windhelm, took all the ore, and looted all the stuff from the nearby orcish settlement. I routinely have bandits and thugs coming after me on a hit contract, but the best part is every once in a while I get a Dark Brotherhood assassin coming after me despite the fact that I'm the Listener and rebuilt the Brotherhood in the old Dawnguard sanctuary.
User avatar #46 - dacrimsonfucker (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Calindil Camoran is such a badass name
#108 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties" not very good at killing, are you?
#16 - koneella (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
learn to screen cap, you fking retard.
User avatar #21 to #16 - zzjames ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
It says it was on the xbox 360 in the tags...
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2014) [-]
i had a markarth ctiy guard send thugs after me
User avatar #17 - hkd (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I play with so many mods now I've forgotten what a default experience is like...
#11 - epicawe (07/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Faendal means "intense bodylove-valley" in Norwegian. I never noticed this until now.
#113 - lurk (07/16/2014) [-]
"killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties"
User avatar #36 - eating (07/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i roleplay as vampire hunter with magic and crossbow. its good!
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