Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.). So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I notice faendal skyrim xbox 360 vanilla
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Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.). So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I notice

So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I noticed a dead wood elf in the road. To my dismay, it was Faendal, which meant no free archery training. However, I noticed that I could take his key off his body (I'm doing an evil-Altmer warrior playthrough) and use his house. So I looted him and threw him in the river, and all went well. I was in Riverwood talking to Alvor about getting some steel for my new Imperial armor when I noticed three mercenaries walking up behind Alvor. I immediately knew something was wrong, since I had only stolen from Faendal after he was dead. I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties, so I decided to see who ordered my execution. My ******* face when I opened up the letter and that dead piece of **** had hired bounty hunters from beyond the grave to beat the **** out of me and Alvor... I love yet hate you, Skyrim.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - shadowkingdr
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i had thugs hire thugs to beat my ass
User avatar #114 to #2 - scorcho
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it's a vicious cycle.
#111 to #2 - loganmadder
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First thug's FW
User avatar #51 to #2 - shadowkingdr
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the only reason i noticed this had thumbs is because i hit random by accdent
#3 - JimmyRocketfingers
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I had Paarthurnax send thugs after me once. I got seriously offended when I found the letter.


Don't even get me started on the "letter's from a friend". Evidently some creepy little stalker follows the dragonborn around caves and ancient dwarven ruins, waiting for him to dragon shout so he can send off another letter.
#38 to #3 - hendionui
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I always assumed those letters were from Delphine or some other member of the blades. With the Thalmor running around they wouldn't want to put a name on it.
User avatar #6 to #3 - zengu
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<slaps> HOW DARE YOU SLAYING THE ONE AND ONLY YOU DIRTY BLADES SWINE
#53 to #6 - anon id: 088afd6c
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Suck dragon dick, vorephile!

Seriously though, I always kill him after the ending, if not before. He just sounds pretty damn menacing at the end where he's like "NOW ALL DRAGONS WILL BOW TO ME" and I don't think anybody should have that kind of power, especially not Alduin's ex-second in command. Plus, he STILL hasn't paid for any of his crimes against humanity.

And Delphine is a bamf, Esbern is great, recruiting Blades is fun and the Greybeards are a bunch of useless ***** who mooch off of the village below them, haven't done **** to stop their ex-student Ulfric and think meditating all day is a great way to spend their lives. What good is their great wisdom if they never use it? At least the Blades do useful stuff.

I really hope the next game contains some clues about what was the right choice.
#71 to #53 - vytros
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The point of the Greybeards is not to use their knowledge themselves, but to help the Dragonborns to do their ****.

And **** you, Paarthurnax is the ****, and if he goes wild, what the **** stops the Dragonborn from kicking him in the nuts? Or his descendants?

Also everyone: Get the "Paarthurnax Dilemma" mod for Skyrim, it lets you tell the blades to "Shut the **** up, I'm the Dragonborn, so you do whatever the **** I say to you!" in a more lorefriendly way of course, and then it lets you leave Paarthurnax alone and also to recruit Blades.

Everybody wins, and it's not a retarded ultimate choice like the vanilla ones.
User avatar #98 to #71 - shadowkingdr
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tell me, have you ever met a female dragon?
#99 to #98 - vytros
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Uhm... no? Is this just a random question or?...
User avatar #100 to #99 - shadowkingdr
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then how would paathurnax have descendants?
User avatar #102 to #100 - shadowkingdr
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oooooooooooh... well being a dragonborn is not genetic, it's more of the chosen one kind of ****
#101 to #100 - vytros
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I meant that the descendants of the Dragonborn could kill the dragons.
User avatar #57 to #53 - zengu
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you may have a point there.
#47 - zaperzero
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User avatar #56 to #47 - anomorphous
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You dragon bastard.
User avatar #58 to #47 - bonlino
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i knew i couldnt trust dragons...
User avatar #72 to #47 - knightscottbhotro
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i couldn't never kill him hes not a bad dragon like the others im like van helsing if its not evil i dont kill it
User avatar #79 to #72 - theshadowed
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Theres a brilliant mod thats lets you tell Delphine not to be a cunt, so keep Braldes and Greybeards
User avatar #84 to #79 - knightscottbhotro
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yeah i say theres but i dont got skyrim for pc only 360 i have been wanting it for pc for a long time
User avatar #95 to #84 - neokun
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Torrent it.
User avatar #96 to #95 - knightscottbhotro
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i cant do that anymore
User avatar #109 to #96 - neokun
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why?
User avatar #97 to #96 - knightscottbhotro
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but i got use to have not getting what i want anyways
User avatar #125 to #97 - theshadowed
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(07/17/2014) [-]
Its so cheap on steam during the sales, just wait for then.
User avatar #77 to #72 - zaperzero
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I accidentally got him killed in my main run of the game.
User avatar #78 to #77 - knightscottbhotro
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yeah and ppl in my game just die out of nowhere
User avatar #103 to #78 - zaperzero
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I have over 1,000,000 bounty in Riften, then I talked my way out of it.
User avatar #105 to #103 - knightscottbhotro
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thats nothing for the last time i checked mine is like 50.000.000 that maybe not right all the way but i know its alot
User avatar #107 to #105 - zaperzero
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Killing a lot of guards? That's hwo I got mine up.
User avatar #112 to #107 - knightscottbhotro
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kind off i get bored i save and kill everyone but sometimes i forgot too
#68 to #47 - sideism
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how the f.uck did a dragon write a letter with those massive f.ucking claws?
how the f.uck did a dragon write a letter with those massive f.ucking claws?
#127 to #68 - kameken
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(07/22/2014) [-]
The same way the Greybeards shout words onto the floor, I suppose.
#19 - wheredahoodat
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(07/16/2014) [-]
I once inherited money from a bandit marauder. Such a noble foe.
#41 to #19 - twilightdusk
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What? how does that happen?
#42 to #41 - wheredahoodat
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Well, you can inherit money from literally any NPC that dies, even if you killed them yourself. Apparently, somebody forgot (?) to exclude enemies form this system.

Plus, you can murder someone, inherit money from them and then have a relative of your victim send thugs after you to avenge them. It's pretty funny.
User avatar #45 to #19 - DerpScout
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I once inherited money from a beggar.
#67 - sideism
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he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his ****
he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his ****
#40 - trevo
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#7 - anon id: 2b791c34
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One time i killed a briarheart by pickpocketing his briarheart. He then sent thugs to take it back
User avatar #69 to #7 - Shutupu
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You ripped his heart out without him knowing and somehow knew it was you xD lol that's why I love Skyrim.
#44 to #7 - neofirefly
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User avatar #43 to #7 - adu
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Sounds like the story of Sauron and the One Ring.
User avatar #14 - noooooooooo
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I remember I accidentally killed my wife's brother so she sent thugs after me. Needless to say those thugs didn't help her when I read the letter.
User avatar #46 - dacrimsonfucker
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Calindil Camoran is such a badass name
#122 to #46 - seymourtets [OP]
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thanks, man! i decided to make a villainous high elf, and i decided to make him the bastard of the mythic dawn leader in oblivion, mankar camoran. ************ even looks evil. i even gave him a default evil smirk
User avatar #124 to #122 - dacrimsonfucker
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have you ever read "The Refugees" it's about the origins of Mankar here's a link in case you haven't www.imperial-library.info/content/refugees

also this www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/1wgo2t/question_mks_post_about_ruma_camoran/

it's kind of confusing but totally awesome
#108 - spawnconnery
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"I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties" not very good at killing, are you?
#123 to #108 - seymourtets [OP]
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yeah that sounded a lot better in my head
yeah that sounded a lot better in my head