Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.). So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I notice faendal skyrim xbox 360 vanilla
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Contract from the Dead? (Read Desc.)

So when I first started the game, I entered Riverwood for the first time with good old Hadvar. All was well until I noticed a dead wood elf in the road. To my dismay, it was Faendal, which meant no free archery training. However, I noticed that I could take his key off his body (I'm doing an evil-Altmer warrior playthrough) and use his house. So I looted him and threw him in the river, and all went well. I was in Riverwood talking to Alvor about getting some steel for my new Imperial armor when I noticed three mercenaries walking up behind Alvor. I immediately knew something was wrong, since I had only stolen from Faendal after he was dead. I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties, so I decided to see who ordered my execution. My ******* face when I opened up the letter and that dead piece of **** had hired bounty hunters from beyond the grave to beat the **** out of me and Alvor... I love yet hate you, Skyrim.

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User avatar #2 - shadowkingdr (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i had thugs hire thugs to beat my ass
#3 - JimmyRocketfingers (07/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I had Paarthurnax send thugs after me once. I got seriously offended when I found the letter.


Don't even get me started on the "letter's from a friend". Evidently some creepy little stalker follows the dragonborn around caves and ancient dwarven ruins, waiting for him to dragon shout so he can send off another letter.
#47 - zaperzero ONLINE (07/16/2014) [+] (18 replies)
#19 - wheredahoodat (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once inherited money from a bandit marauder. Such a noble foe.
#40 - trevo (07/16/2014) [-]
#67 - sideism (07/16/2014) [-]
he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his 						****
he writes a letter to mercenaries as a ghost because a guy stole his ****
#7 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
One time i killed a briarheart by pickpocketing his briarheart. He then sent thugs to take it back
User avatar #43 to #7 - adu (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the story of Sauron and the One Ring.
User avatar #14 - noooooooooo ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I remember I accidentally killed my wife's brother so she sent thugs after me. Needless to say those thugs didn't help her when I read the letter.
User avatar #46 - dacrimsonfucker (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Calindil Camoran is such a badass name
#108 - spawnconnery (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties" not very good at killing, are you?
#16 - koneella (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
learn to screen cap, you fking retard.
User avatar #21 to #16 - zzjames (07/16/2014) [-]
It says it was on the xbox 360 in the tags...
User avatar #17 - hkd (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I play with so many mods now I've forgotten what a default experience is like...
#11 - epicawe (07/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Faendal means "intense bodylove-valley" in Norwegian. I never noticed this until now.
#113 - lurk (07/16/2014) [-]
"killed off the banditos with my warhammer with no casualties"
User avatar #36 - eating (07/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i roleplay as vampire hunter with magic and crossbow. its good!
User avatar #74 - dehnoobshow (07/16/2014) [-]
I've had 10 different attempts on my life from the Dark Brotherhood.
Then when I get Kidnapped by her, I wanted to say: "Nonononono, we have unfinished issues, bitch."
She sends 10 different assassins to kill me, and then she wants to recruit me. heh, no.
User avatar #63 - manofiron ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Ended dialogue with a random bandit who threatened to kill me, and he said, "safe travels."
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