Conjurer. Not a repost. Creddit to WHOMP.. someone had to do it Whomp skyrim Conjurer gaben
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#28 - gevaudan ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
"Hail summoner, conjure me up a warm bed would you?"
"I have a lot of respect for the restoration school, Skyrim could use more healers."
"Don't suppose you could enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter."

"Go cast your fancy magic some place else."
#82 to #28 - John Cena (12/30/2012) [-]
Destruction magic's fine, just don't burn down any buildings.
#24 - waffies (12/19/2012) [-]
KILL IT FROM SPACE!
KILL IT FROM SPACE!
#29 to #24 - billybobjoeii (12/19/2012) [-]
pic related
pic related
#49 to #24 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM
User avatar #62 to #49 - artyommetro (12/19/2012) [-]
Not a movie that is from Command and Conquer 3 tiberum war about half way into the GDI campaign.
#16 - ohemgeezus (12/19/2012) [-]
someone had to do it
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User avatar #74 to #16 - skylineboi (12/20/2012) [-]
**skylineboi rolls 98** Jeez people it's not so hard. I don't see why you all make a big deal out of it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - skylineboi (12/20/2012) [-]
CloseEnough.jpg
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#17 to #16 - ohemgeezus (12/19/2012) [-]
**ohemgeezus rolls 66**
#19 to #17 - darklit (12/19/2012) [-]
Don't you love how it doesn't fail when you want it to
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User avatar #80 to #20 - pickledpee (12/20/2012) [-]
nice name
#61 to #31 - robotvoice (12/19/2012) [-]
here Sabre take this
User avatar #69 to #61 - Sabre (12/20/2012) [-]
Thanks XD
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#72 to #17 - jalthelas (12/20/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 70** MFW I can't roll dubs
**jalthelas rolls 70** MFW I can't roll dubs
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#58 to #17 - swordwoman (12/19/2012) [-]
jesus
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#43 to #17 - scoggand (12/19/2012) [-]
only suitable reaction
#63 to #17 - Senior Bob (12/19/2012) [-]
i just...but how...dear god
i just...but how...dear god
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User avatar #73 to #17 - garvielxloken (12/20/2012) [-]
**garvielxloken rolls 539** Well **** .
User avatar #71 to #17 - Dap (12/20/2012) [-]
**Dap rolls 180** then triples
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#3 - ytzion (12/18/2012) [-]
That bed looks escaped from a Lovecraft's nightmare
#44 to #3 - strikous (12/19/2012) [-]
Bed of Chaos!
#4 to #3 - krobeles ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Shoggoth tread?




Shoggoth thread.
#5 to #4 - ytzion (12/18/2012) [-]
what a wounderful picture,thanks
<-------here,have this
#9 to #5 - candlejackismyhomi (12/19/2012) [-]
I perfer our lord, The Crawling Chaos; Nyarlathotep.
User avatar #11 to #10 - candlejackismyhomi (12/19/2012) [-]
ehuehuehueI'veneverplayedpersonahuehuehuehue
User avatar #12 to #11 - herebemonstars (12/19/2012) [-]
i've never played it either
User avatar #13 to #12 - candlejackismyhomi (12/19/2012) [-]
... But you've still fapped to it, right?
User avatar #36 to #13 - herebemonstars (12/19/2012) [-]
nope never seen anything to do with it
User avatar #32 to #9 - Sabre (12/19/2012) [-]
There's a great story about the remnants of the human race who flee earth after the return of the Great Old Ones by uploading their consciousnesses to space probes. Unfortunately, it turns out that there are "ghosts" in the system slowly devouring the survivor's minds. One of them figures out a way to destroy them, but only temporarily.

You know how all of the Pac-Man ghosts follow a set pattern, except for Clyde?
Turns out he is the Crawling Chaos.
The entire thing is told from his point of view. It's hysterical.
User avatar #27 to #9 - ytzion (12/19/2012) [-]
<-----I love him too,as you can see
#35 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I need to buy a decent Lovecraft book.
**** would be awesome. But I suppose I also need to learn how to concentrate on a book like a normal person.
User avatar #38 to #35 - krobeles ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I can greatly recommend the collection of his stories called "The Necronomicon".
The great thing about Lovecraft is, that when you read, its allmost like a horror movie.
The stories become less sacry as you read more, because your understanding of the lore of magic and nightmare-world becomes more compleate.
Also, you can recognise many modern aspects of horror in his work.
Seriusly, best cook i ever read.
User avatar #40 to #38 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Think you can provide a link for me, to where I can buy it and such?

And you shouldn't read cooks, they have knives.
#2 - mystifizinski (12/18/2012) [-]
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#41 - kraetyz (12/19/2012) [-]
Death Bed
The bed that eats
User avatar #15 - hordex ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
deathbed, the bed that eats people
#14 - Tatou (12/19/2012) [-]
burn it
burn it
User avatar #45 to #14 - sixsicsix (12/19/2012) [-]
When did this guy get Badass?!
User avatar #6 - cinnamonswirls (12/18/2012) [-]
Those faces at the end...
#59 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
Just finished the main quest...

It was ******* awesome.
User avatar #65 to #59 - naeoro (12/19/2012) [-]
No it wasn't.
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#7 - funnyjunkforlife (12/19/2012) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 18**
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**buttcleaner rolls 50**
#81 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
When I first heard a guard say "Hail Summoner." My first idea was of the old Summoner game. I lol'd
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User avatar #57 - sammydauer (12/19/2012) [-]
half expected a hail Satan to in there.
#37 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 06** dubs just for fun
User avatar #8 - funnyjunkforlife (12/19/2012) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 35**
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