Basically Everyone In Skyrim Really. .. then it turns out that bears are 50 times tougher than dragons.
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User avatar #136 - tazpy ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Did you see that bear?
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User avatar #132 - confusedwolf ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
idk i actually had more problems with bears and saber cats then i ever did with dragons
#111 - carpedadumdiem (08/20/2013) [-]
Dovahkin , Dovahkin , not a single sardine.
#110 - donaldducksdick (08/20/2013) [-]
Player's fw
User avatar #101 - sketchE ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
two bears and three blood dragons right after another. felt like a badass
#98 - amil (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #98 - rustybutthole (08/20/2013) [-]
**rustybutthole rolls 85** HERE GOES NUTHIN'
#99 to #98 - amil (08/20/2013) [-]
**amil rolls 17**
User avatar #100 to #99 - fjaddictftw (08/20/2013) [-]
**fjaddictftw rolls 66**
#137 to #100 - balazarth (10/10/2013) [-]
**balazarth rolls 95** because why not
#93 - vicecomx (08/20/2013) [-]
Just can't get enough of Skyrim
Just can't get enough of Skyrim
#90 - eziosminegtfosluts (08/20/2013) [-]
The first thing I ever got killed by in Skyrim was a bear.  Hated them ever since. 						****					 bears
The first thing I ever got killed by in Skyrim was a bear. Hated them ever since. **** bears
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#79 - mraye (08/20/2013) [-]
I just restarted Skyrim and for some reason being a duel-wielding orc is more difficult than being a nord archer.
User avatar #81 to #79 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
I also noticed the difference in difficulty when I started a new game with a warrior orc. Being a mage or a stealth archer/assassin was much easier.
User avatar #88 to #81 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
I use a warrior argonian, Heavy armor, shield and onehanded sword attacks. once you get to time the blocking right, you're a ******* tank. With Dawnguard and you got the Crossbows, max out your enchanting and smithing and improve it to the maximum with fire/shock/ Ice or whatevs ( Might want to destroy chillrend for its enchantment that combines shock and ice) then use the second enchantment perk to use fire as well which gives you all ******* three elemental magics in the crossbow. get high archery and you are unstoppable, as the armor will absorb a LOT of damage, with shield almost immortal ( especially if enchanted to withstand magic) and for distant enemies either shout them down or just instakill them with crossbow. ( except for the toughest dragons, you might need 5-6 bolts on them)

No mod, no cheat just level and armor.
User avatar #107 to #88 - jockothecrock (08/20/2013) [-]
chillrend is undestroyable. so is any other unique or deadric weapon
User avatar #118 to #107 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well there is an other option though, there is a weapon with fire and soul trap somewhere and also there is a bow that can give frost and shock if I remember correctly.
User avatar #91 to #88 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tips man, but I'm all good as of now. Just waiting till I hit level 36, then I'll haul my ass to Solstheim and get the Deathbrand armor, which is pretty ******* sweet.
User avatar #92 to #91 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
I haven't gone to Solstheim yet, i plan to kill Alduin first. maybe he will give me a good fight with all this armor. ( though I just use Blades armor because I like it's appearance, still I survive a lot)
User avatar #95 to #92 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
Don't wanna be a buzzkill, but Alduin is a disappointment. He's easy to kill even on Legendary. A ******* Revered Dragon is more of a challenge than him.

And about Solstheim, I the same on my previous playthrough as you're gonna do, but the place has so much of this useful **** that it's gonna feel like a waste if you're gonna do the Dragonborn dlc last.
User avatar #119 to #95 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
ya, I just killed Alduin. only needed Dragonrend once. the companions' wolf armor and the dragonbane sword was more than enough plus I used him as a shield from his own meteor storm.
User avatar #120 to #119 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
Told ya. The last fight is a joke. All the build up during the game that you have to defeat the almighty World-Eater and all that **** , and then he falls just like any dragon. Lame. The battle against Miraak is much better.
#121 to #120 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
well, everything is easy once you got the level and gear. but there is ONE... but you need a mod to get him, and the console command to summon him.. Draconis Colossus. Even Odahviing by my side and Serana, it took me a half an hour to kill him.

Size matters not... Well **** you too Yoda.
User avatar #123 to #121 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty sweet, but I play on 360 so mods are no-no.
User avatar #124 to #123 - reican (08/20/2013) [-]
ah, then it's difficult to get overpowered enemies.
User avatar #96 to #95 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
I did* the same
#66 - heroicvenom (08/20/2013) [-]
i told this story once but i'll i do it again
>once upon a time in that place with the jailbreak quest
>escaped town to avoid guards
>flee succesful
>head back to where ever the ****
>god damn dragon appears
>have battle
>dragon dissappears ontop of cliffs
> *********** .png
>dragon hp goes down
>climb to the top of cliff
>see admin dragon facing off against a bear
>its losing
>bear kills the dragon
>an goddamn bear has killed a ******* dragon
User avatar #83 to #66 - temporalguardian (08/20/2013) [-]
I don't even know how fighting a bear looks like, i only ever saw one, and thats the one you see at the beginning, and i always just snipe him with an arrow so what i'm trying to say is i wanna see some action with a bear.
User avatar #75 to #66 - othagovna (08/20/2013) [-]
Back when I first started playing Skyrim one of the first horses I ever bought in the game managed to kill a dragon.

I was traveling in the mountainous western area of Skyrim (one of the areas where it was mostly mountains and a narrow road along the ledges above some big river). As luck would have it a dragon chose that moment to attack, and so in an effort to keep the horse from getting killed I got off and ran up the mountain a safe distance to try to keep the dragon focused on me.

Well as I'm gradually weakening the dragon I had finally got it land so I could ******* hit it with melee, when suddenly I hear a horse neighing and think to myself "ah **** , the horse is getting attacked."

The situation wasn't quite what I expected though, as I looked back up at the dragon (after quickly glancing around to see if the horse was nearby) I see that the horse had somehow managed to use the steep mountainous terrain to climb onto the dragon's back.

My horse had climbed onto a ******* dragon's back and then proceeded to started attacking it. Better still, the angle I was seeing this from and the way the animations/graphics were playing out it looked like the horse had bit the dragon's neck as it dealt the killing blow to the dragon.
#135 to #75 - finblob ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I only figured out last week that you could attack while on a horse.

>mfw i was running around with a sword in hand
#63 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
anyone know how to get skyrim for free

User avatar #77 to #63 - fpsnoob (08/20/2013) [-]
You can get skyrim for like $20 now. Pirating a game like that when you can buy it for so cheap is a shame...
User avatar #103 to #77 - sketchE ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
i pirate computer games when i already have a console version. im cheap that way and i like having an extra for when i travel
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#59 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
does anyone know a free skyrim download
#70 to #59 - wilvine **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [-]
1.Go on   
2.Type in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim   
3.Punch yourself in the dick   
4.Go buy the 						*******					 game because it's jarl ballin' as 						****					   
1.Go on
2.Type in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
3.Punch yourself in the dick
4.Go buy the ******* game because it's jarl ballin' as ****
#108 to #70 - mance (08/20/2013) [-]
Because I can   
 emag eht
Because I can

emag eht
#117 to #108 - wilvine **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [-]
Thankyou for that Gif.
Thankyou for that Gif.
#127 to #117 - mance (08/20/2013) [-]
And thank you for yours  although I already have it
And thank you for yours although I already have it
#58 - tyronedonk (08/20/2013) [-]
Bears cant talk this is a ******* lie **** all of this ****
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#47 - VikingSharkPANCH ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
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