Alduin

I accidentally took a carrot when i wanted to talk to a woman. Everybody panics.

Haha - I used FUS on a woman in Rivervwood - Now everybody comments on it and she won't talk to me, other than implying I might hurt her again ;P

I wish killing innocent people felt more satisfying..

I wish you could kill children in the game! It's a pain in the ass just watching them.....live and stuff!

If you're on PC, there's a mod for that. I use it to play tag against the solitude kids as a werewolf.

sadly my computer is old and too slow for gaming :/ Your "tag against the solitude kids" comment had me chuckling quite a bit though

Killing anything feels unsatisfying with melee.. At least marksman takes aiming skills and has a nice satisfying sound when it hits

Running into a town and slaughtering everyone while using berserker rage feels quite nice to me, "oh would all of you nice townsfolk like to stop me? Too bad" >:D

i just use tgm and go werewolf it feels awesome

I dont get that feeling.. It's just clickclick they dead. I've slaughtered the Falkreath several times because i dont like it, and it just feels boring

eight*

Imperial milk-drinker...

I'm pretty sure all the imperials in the knights of the Nine resent that.

Which raises the question, what happened to them in the war?

Were they already gone?
Did they get killed?
are they still around, in secret?

if you became a vampire before that dlc, i suppose you sould still be alive.who knows, maybe they'll go into that with the dlc, or maybe the book you find on the dead knight of the nine tells you something

Let me guess. He stole your sweet roll?

>Be my character
>Level 52 BAMF
>Do ALL the quests
>Finish game
>Demolish DLC
>Decide to hang around Riverwood

MFW random guard calls me "Milk-Drinker"

>Head of Assasin's Guild.
>Killed Alduin.
>Become leader of the Thieves Guild.
>Saves College.
>Prevented the Wolf Queen from entering Skyrim.
>Killed every Dragon priest to obtain a powerful mask.

>MFW I'm not allowed in Haelga's Bunkhouse to sleep in.

Haelga's room is creepy. She has shackles (handcuffs) attatched to her bed, leather parts hanging around, a horker tusk under her bed *cough* dildo *cough* and dibella shrines. look for yourselves. (and a note about her secret lover)

Yeah but what pisses me off is that she claims that the bunker house is for the working man. I've gone through this entire shit and yet she doesn't count me as the "working man."

Oh and you forgot the Argonian porn she has.

>Dragonborn
>Listener for Dark Brotherhood
>Killed Ulfric
>Archmage for College of Winterhold
>Leader of Thieves Guild
>Thane in every hold
>Saved world
>Killed Emperor
>Lord of the Vampires
>Level 81

MFW I go to join the Companions and they've never heard of me.

Just what I was thinking of! :D Thumb for you!

>dqfuq
I read that as Duck Fuck.

duckfuck.gif??? oh god

Duckdo

>.>

Don't recognize them, they're not on the list.

Oh well, to the block anyway.

That was my first thought too.

why are you such a jerk magic man?

I may be able to help you fix this issue. Open the vent area of the Xbox and give it a good clean, unplug the video input cord from both ends, clean well, and insert them fully back into place.

If this does not work, try resetting the video settings on your xbox. Take your disc out, turn it off, then turn it on. then, As the console starts, on the controller, press and hold Y while pulling the right trigger. The display settings are reset to the default settings, and then the console automatically restarts.

If all else fails, try replacing the audio/video input cord. But try cleaning the vent first before anything.

I usually just delete the system 32 folder on my xbox.

All is clear to me now.

Try clearing the memory cashe. This will not remove your memory in any way it may just help with the loading issue you seem to be having. Or just call 1-800-4-MYXBOX. They have a lot of do it yourself steps you will be able to take.