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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - I Am Monkey
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I looked it up and apparent the phrase "cut of your jib" comes from an old sailing term. A jib is the front sail that directs the ship. So saying "I live the cut of your jib" is basically saying "I like the way you're heading".
#16 to #6 - anon id: bc8ae854
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the jib is not for direction the jib is to create lift and and catch more wind in order to go faster. the ******* RUDDER is for direction. The More You Know
#20 to #16 - laxwarriord
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have you ever tried turning with a rudder alone on a sailing boat?
User avatar #30 to #20 - palewolf
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Anon has a point, the jib is only really used when you have a crew, so it isn't for direction (otherwise all 1 man boats would just be headed in a straight line) it is the rudder that controls the direction, but obviously without the power from the main sail, it wouldn't do much.
#128 to #30 - jackassalope
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My great uncle designed and built a sailboat that was normally crewed by 4 men, but had all of the lines available at the helm so that one man could sail it in an emergency.
User avatar #47 to #20 - trolljunkusa
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It's pretty easy, how else would you luff and stay in one area during a start in a squal?
#52 to #47 - creepyunclebob
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Yeah, well you need to learn to buntline the mainstay in the foreyard if you want the bowsprit to list aft.
#83 to #52 - ifuckedadaliarose
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mfw i read that comment
#100 to #83 - creepyunclebob
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little landlubber? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Boating School, and I've been involved in numerous secret sailing missions in the Pacific and have tightened over 300 lines. I am trained in oars and I am the top sailor in the seven seas. You are nothing to me but another dirt kisser. I will outsail you from here to the horn of Africa, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am on a 32 gun frigate pulling dozens of knots straight for your location so you better prepare for the bombardment, shorefag. The bombardment that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, in mere months of sea travel, and I can sail over seven hundred different winds with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in not getting seasick, I have access to the entire arsenal of this particular boat. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the ocean, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#102 to #100 - ifuckedadaliarose
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#104 to #102 - creepyunclebob
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I do what I want
I do what I want
#105 to #104 - ifuckedadaliarose
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mfw almost having a seizure because of that gif
mfw almost having a seizure because of that gif
#106 to #105 - creepyunclebob
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I made it myself
User avatar #113 to #100 - landlubber
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u wot?
#107 to #52 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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#95 to #52 - Zumwalt
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You just tried to fit as many nautical terms as possible into one sentence, didn't you?
#101 to #95 - creepyunclebob
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I could have also said "topgallant" or "hard tack"
#110 to #101 - Zumwalt
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You could have, but your sentence already made no sense from a functional standpoint. Buntlining the mainstay has no operational function towards the bow sprit. And you can't "in the foryard" anything, you can "on the foryard" but then you would be dealing with the foremast and not the mainmast so there would be no mainstay to buntline.
#119 to #110 - creepyunclebob
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Honestly I'm just surprised "buntline" is a valid verb, I only ever heard it as a noun.
#111 to #110 - Zumwalt
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and, you can't have just the bowsprit list aft. LIsting is the vessel's angle of lean or tilt to one side.
#108 to #52 - guanyu
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What the **** did I just read?
User avatar #92 to #52 - madshatter
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wot
#3 - futurella
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Some men show special talent for service.
#25 to #3 - dandannyboyclark
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help me out... is that blue thing an eye?
User avatar #26 to #25 - shadowbreech
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Hover you mouse over it
#28 to #26 - dandannyboyclark
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cheers bro!
#27 to #3 - namesboo
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Im watching forrest gump for the first time when i saw this, it was even at that scene
Im watching forrest gump for the first time when i saw this, it was even at that scene
#24 to #3 - scostil
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#59 to #24 - Darkroyal
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User avatar #8 to #3 - totalfuckwit
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My fav movie of all time. Goddam it's good
User avatar #9 to #8 - myaccountisnew
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I think it's on netflix now. either that or Happy Gilmore. One of them is on, maybe both, I forget.
User avatar #44 to #9 - totalfuckwit
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Tfw no netflix
User avatar #61 to #44 - walkerjam
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So if one does not have netflix, one does not have a face!?
#63 to #61 - kzmonkey
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tfw = that feel when
#64 to #63 - walkerjam
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Oh yeah, forgot that was what it meant, cheers.
User avatar #10 - hawkwind
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But is the poop deck what I think it is?
#93 to #10 - anon id: 2c50e0dc
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if you think its the ships bathroom, then you're right.
#11 to #10 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - hawkwind
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The loop never ends
User avatar #23 to #12 - dedaluminus
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And that's how petty officers are born.
#13 - theroflcer
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There's no doubt Homer can be a very lethal person.
There's no doubt Homer can be a very lethal person.
#35 to #13 - biggerlenny
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gif somewhat related
gif somewhat related
User avatar #58 to #35 - saryan
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Good sir, you must let me know where this is from!
User avatar #60 to #58 - nickypickle
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you must be kidding
no google image search results? no seeing of it from anywhere at all? its SAO, just look it up
User avatar #62 to #60 - saryan
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I know its sad...
...but no i dont
#38 to #13 - mrsirius
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#15 to #13 - furryflava
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#32 to #15 - loffe
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Abandon thread gifs?
Abandon thread gifs?
#70 to #32 - yisumad
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Abandon thread gifs.
Abandon thread gifs.
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User avatar #87 to #15 - ugoboom
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Is that from an iobuffa (Bwana) video?
#17 - anon id: be53022c
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#84 to #17 - patriotpenguin
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geeg can go choke on a dick
#98 to #84 - geeg
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y u do dis

#99 to #98 - patriotpenguin
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cause    
   
i do
cause

i do
User avatar #69 to #17 - yisumad
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No.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mitchellking
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**** geeg!
User avatar #41 to #18 - allnamesrtaken
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Gently
User avatar #29 to #18 - dragoran
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yeah geeg is an asshole
he did my sister
**** geeg
#37 to #29 - anon id: 36c8d0f8
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she did
#57 - texafornication
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homer is best simpson
homer is best simpson
User avatar #19 - gamernobody
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BUT WHAT IS POOP DECK
#22 to #19 - verby
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If i recall correctly, its a smaller deck that kind of juts out of the main deck
#42 - rambearclaw
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quack quack quack
#4 - tkfourtwoone
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Do I smell me some "Crimsone Tide" reference?

Have a pic with Aragorn working on a nuclear submarine, OP, you deserve it!
User avatar #5 to #4 - krasnogvardiech
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Hans Zimmer Crimson Tide Main Theme
User avatar #21 to #5 - unoletmehavename
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Hans Zimmer is the boss.
User avatar #65 to #4 - cddamis
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Watched this **** in school one day. Was legit 9.5/10 +.5/10 (for "wtf is happening" moments + "since when is this anywhere near k for school?" moments)
#66 - dishesaredone
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