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User avatar #129 - afjhahsdsl (09/25/2012) [-]
oh my god and so dryuk.. i dont know what s happending GHELP ME!.. i dont know wat im doonng..

no
User avatar #128 - flamedragoon (09/25/2012) [-]
every thing comes down to bear
User avatar #127 - usmcoorah (09/25/2012) [-]
Does anyone have that picture/gif of homer saying something to marge about them being together? I cant find it.
#122 - blackholedragon (09/25/2012) [-]
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#110 - imagnetsux (09/25/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #1240650 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** the only problem liquor solves
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User avatar #114 to #110 - adamkk (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #110 - imagnetsux (09/25/2012) [-]
let Dsouderville and the empire of cats get drunk and kill each other.
#102 - xchikoritax (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #101 - ghostmole (09/25/2012) [-]
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#87 - SnakeDoc (09/25/2012) [-]
Correction, this is his best line:

Lawyer: You sir are a moron.

Homer: A Mormon, but I'm from Earth!
#85 - zaniri (09/25/2012) [-]
**zaniri rolled a random image posted in comment #1208247 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** It cant be a solution for everything, can it?
#82 - grimmwaters (09/25/2012) [-]
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#77 - doggydoodooo (09/25/2012) [-]
**doggydoodooo rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Bubbling ** the result of drinking.
#76 - moustachefingers (09/25/2012) [-]
"Now Bart, when a women says that nothing is wrong, it means that something is wrong.  And when a woman says that something is wrong, everything is wrong."   
   
-Homer Simpson
"Now Bart, when a women says that nothing is wrong, it means that something is wrong. And when a woman says that something is wrong, everything is wrong."

-Homer Simpson
User avatar #71 - WazzapDude (09/25/2012) [-]
I have a magnet that says that
#67 - jalthelas (09/25/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #49991 at Pokemon **



Best.
#65 - tobistrigoivii ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at For the love of God, tip! ** I found this at the bottom of my beer one night.
#64 - thatguythatlaughs (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #61 - welfarekid (09/25/2012) [-]
I say weed is.
Weeds is the cure to more weed, Alcohol is not the cure to more alcohol I promise.
User avatar #66 to #61 - bitchplzzz (09/25/2012) [-]
When has weed caused men to beat their wifes? When has weed been bootlegged and then had mafia shooting and violence because of it? When has weed made your liver die out? I'm not one of those stonerfags who talk weed 24/7, but c'mon.
User avatar #68 to #66 - dontcheckembro (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm a stoner and all, but I'd rather not be the stonerfag as you mentioned that talks about it 24/7. It's just not cool. I mean, alcohol causes the whole wife beating thing as well. But everyone has their own views on something, as well as the fact that they affect people differently.
User avatar #69 to #68 - bitchplzzz (09/25/2012) [-]
Yes I agree, of course weed has downsides too.
User avatar #70 to #69 - dontcheckembro (09/25/2012) [-]
Everything has it's downsides. And whether people smoke or not, a person is a person. It's moreso how the person is than what they do. Example, I'm a stoner, but I help people whether I know them or not. Old lady at Wal-Mart can't reach top row, I get her what she needs, and hand her a few dollars to help her buy what she needs. I try to set an example for people, to not be like me, but to be good people.
Too bad there are some people who think they're hard-asses and are really just a bunch of pussies too afraid to help someone who needs it.
I'd give up weed money to help someone else at any time.
User avatar #131 to #70 - welfarekid (09/26/2012) [-]
I mean, I'm a stoner, and I smoke everyday, but I'm not a "stonerfag" and wasn't trying to be. As a stoner I don't talk about weed often, but this is just something I thought was truer than alcohol.
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