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#13 - splyt

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(08/19/2013) [-]

oh god what if everybody started calling him saying they found his daughter nd they'll trade her to him for a copy of Battletoads

#386 to #13 - songemot

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You know what, I changed my mind. I'm thumbing you back up. You clearly didn't mean this the way we took it.

#387 to #386 - wtfduud

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(08/20/2013) [-]

This is you, thumbing up a comment with that many red thumbs.

#388 to #387 - songemot

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Yeah, I know...

#372 to #13 - anon id: 0a6a2a91

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(08/20/2013) [-]

lel

#364 to #13 - anon id: 378fdc6e

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(08/20/2013) [-]

-680..sorry -681 thumbs, gotta be some kind of a record.

on topic: i hope that he finds her, alive and well.

#367 to #364 - anon id: 99f4776d

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(08/20/2013) [-]

******* newfag
This isn't even close to a record
Record stands at 13k red thumbs at the moment

#359 to #13 - lordhasta

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Dude that's terrible

#351 to #13 - anon id: 0609fc2a

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I read that as "oh god" as if he was worried.

I wonder if he meant it in that tone. No mercy for him from the red thumbs though.

#352 to #351 - splyt

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(08/20/2013) [-]

you're right, and you're right.

#340 to #13 - thepunchedface

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Guy posts a horrible but possible outcome and consequence of posting a picture of desperate man on the internet and his phone numbers and he gets thumbs redder than satan's bleeding butthole
He didn't even suggest it

#330 to #13 - anon id: ca6d5b1a

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(08/20/2013) [-]

you're going to hell

#327 to #13 - weewing

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Irrevocably moronic. You ********.

#326 to #13 - spyrothehedgehog

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You could feed a man for months with that many red thumbs

#319 to #13 - songemot

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(08/20/2013) [-]

#311 to #13 - galaxyguy

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(08/20/2013) [-]

That was wrong. Very wrong. But also utterly hillarious. As long as it remains a venture of the mind, rather than an atuality.

#349 to #311 - splyt

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(08/20/2013) [-]

that's what i was going for but i guess i worded it in a way that made it sound liek a suggestion

#379 to #349 - galaxyguy

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(08/20/2013) [-]

A common occurrence, what with the many dickheads on this site who are just waiting for an opportunity to be offended.
What isn't common is the near three-quaters of a thousand red thumbs resulting from this misunderstanding, though. That's harsh

#308 to #13 - chrismamaril

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(08/20/2013) [-]

**** you. just **** you, satan.

#301 to #13 - ghostbat

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#302 to #301 - ghostbat

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#303 to #302 - ghostbat

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#304 to #303 - ghostbat

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#305 to #304 - ghostbat

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#306 to #305 - ghostbat

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#300 to #13 - mennopauze

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Plz sir, stay so funny.
Some moralfags took this way to serious and then everybody jumped on the bandwagon.
So don't let these red thumbs get you and please keep posting this kind of gal humor.
(BTW this is the ******* internet. If any of you really believe he meant that, then you are ******* retarded and probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a device that uses electricity...) *

inb4 red thumbs, I really don't care: this guy was funny and didn't deserve any of the red thumbs he got.

#290 to #13 - mumphrey

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I did math to thumb you down!
I failed twice.. I'm 19

#289 to #13 - zhayce

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(08/20/2013) [-]

That **** ain't cool

#283 to #13 - hankspank

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(08/20/2013) [-]

why the **** would you say that, this isnt a joke.

#281 to #13 - joshlol

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(08/20/2013) [-]

500 thumbs down, I lol'd anyway

#269 to #13 - sokkabingo **User deleted account**

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I'm not really advocating anything here, and I'd say I'm a neutral party regarding this, but there sure are a lot of moralfags on this site.

This is the internet, guys. Nothing is meant to be serious, if you want to play hero, play an RPG.

Sure it's bad if he thinks that way, but he's exactly the same as you, a man/woman with an opinion, and to reject that would be rejecting freedom of speech in all forms.

#255 to #13 - whiteowl

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I suck at writing my anger down but **** you

#227 to #13 - braveblue

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Heartless ******* bastard.

#240 to #227 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

#205 to #13 - failtolawl

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I laughed.

#200 to #13 - mcfeelston

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(08/20/2013) [-]

#150 to #13 - signedforcookies

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#109 to #13 - dovahsix

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#102 to #13 - anon id: 47e2817d

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Then I hope there is some sort of eternal torment awaiting that person in the afterlife.

#40 to #13 - fyaq

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Kill yourself. You are the cancer of the internet.

#143 to #40 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I believe he wasn't suggesting that we do that, but rather saying
"Oh crap, what if this post backfires and ****** up people start doing that?"

#350 to #143 - splyt

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(08/20/2013) [-]

now why tha ***** did YOU get thumbed down too? you're tha only one who understood that -_-

#271 to #143 - wetnoodle

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(08/20/2013) [-]

i think you reaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyy like shiba inus

#272 to #271 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I love da shibe doge

#273 to #272 - wetnoodle

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(08/20/2013) [-]

holy ******* titty ***** you replied fast.... anyway i dont agree with what your saying... but you seem to be getting thumbed down into oblivion so i would recomend not posting for a while....

no hard feeling buddy.... just saying..
ps: i also love shiba inus..... and chowchows

#274 to #273 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I don't care about red thumbs

#298 to #274 - afjhahsdsl

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Oh, now I see why you were really getting thumbed down.
I still stand by my previous post.

#296 to #274 - afjhahsdsl

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I really don't see why you're getting thumbed down.

You had a perfectly fine point. We have no way of knowing for sure if he intended to be an a-hole or not. I don't really think its fair that this guy is getting so much hate just for that.

#35 to #13 - hockeycrazysteve

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(08/20/2013) [-]

that would be funny as ****... till the guy commits suicide because any chance of someone phoning him legitly will be out the window with 200+ ********* keeping his phone engaged... sorry for any spell errors im drunk

#64 to #35 - hockeycrazysteve

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(08/20/2013) [-]

another example of bitches not reading the full comment, or another example of misunderstood sarcasm... i guess ill never know.

#25 to #13 - willyumz

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(08/20/2013) [-]

That's ****** up. This isn't like messing around with some employees at a Pizza Hut. Every time that phone would ring he would have the hope that someone knows where his daughter is, only to be crushed by just some other asshole trying to play a joke. Anyone who thinks that's a good idea needs to grow the **** up.

#17 to #13 - lastsamurai

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(08/19/2013) [-]

we're not /b/ wtf.

#42 to #17 - crazyhindu

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Even /b wouldn't pull **** like that.

#20 to #17 - toosexyforyou

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(08/19/2013) [-]

You don't get to decide what we are.

#156 to #20 - anon id: 26559b97

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(08/20/2013) [-]

haha look @ me guise im /b/ le anonemos is my sekret super c00l club lmao

#28 to #20 - icytime

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I'll ******* die before I become that kind of a monster.

#29 to #28 - toosexyforyou

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#31 to #29 - icytime

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I wasn't saying a monster like /b/, I meant a monster that would do something like that. You think I give a **** about where they're ******* from? Why don't you stop acting like the ******* ambassador of all anonymous message boards and **** off.

#34 to #31 - hockeycrazysteve

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(08/20/2013) [-]

this comment was funnier than i'd like to admit... bravo

#14 to #13 - anon id: 8865f83d

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(08/19/2013) [-]

That would be a ****** awful thing to do

#366 to #14 - hopskotch

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(08/20/2013) [-]

MFW Top comment is anonymous.

#354 to #14 - anon id: 78cab657

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(08/20/2013) [-]

If it's funny, it's justified.

#222 to #14 - anon id: 64fd1f28

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(08/20/2013) [-]

**** OFF YOU DIRTY ASS ******, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ARE GIVING ANONS A BAD NAME

#208 to #14 - trollmobile

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(08/20/2013) [-]

#134 to #14 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You can't deny that would be hilarious though

#321 to #134 - anon id: ae57b292

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Yeah, causing emotional distress for a desperate family who has lost their child would be so ******* funny.

Eat ****, cunt.

#261 to #134 - graenko

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(08/20/2013) [-]

its only hilarious when they deserve the spam

#262 to #261 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

It's funny either way
It's just messed up when they don't deserve it

#231 to #134 - anon id: 4d28c1e8

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Unlike you, i've lived something similar and i can assure you that you can't find it funny. You're not living anymore, you're in a state where you're just waiting with dread and hope at the same time. It's like killing you inside, I know what i'm talking about.
When you hear the phone ringing it's so scary to answer, you're shared between dread and hope. Fortunately, nobody made jokes in my case, I would probably have died inside or passed out because of too much stress.

Anyway... I really hope something like that won't happen to you, nobody deserves to suffer that way... I hope this man will find his daugther soon. (sorry for the mistakes, english isn't my 1st language)

#232 to #231 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Why does everyone insist on telling me what I will and won't find funny

#234 to #232 - anon id: 4d28c1e8

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Because you don't know what you're talking about... :/

Anyway, you think what you want it's true. But this man probably won't find it funny so please, don't do it.

#237 to #234 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I'm not going to
I know I would find it funny if it happened to me. Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't.

#245 to #237 - anon id: 4d28c1e8

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Haha, yeah man, if you say so.

I'm just happy you won't do it, thanks ! Have a good day.

#138 to #134 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

know what would really be funny? kidnapping your whole family and prank calling you saying we found em.. it would be hilarious.

You're a ******* retard.

P.S. You're a ******* retard.

Oh, and I forgot to mention. You're a ******* retard.

#140 to #138 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

The difference is we didn't take his family.
If someone in my family was missing and someone called me with that, I'd still laugh.

#142 to #140 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

No you wouldn't.

#144 to #142 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Sorry, I forgot you control when I do and do not laugh.
I'm make sure to only laugh when you think I would.
Lel

#145 to #144 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Your family member is missing and you would laugh if someone called you saying they would trade them for a copy of battletoads?

My ******** detector is off the charts.

#186 to #145 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I aproove of this anon, its a nice anon.

#146 to #145 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Because when someone calls with that there are 2 possibilities:
1: They aren't serious and they don't really have my family. No damage is done and it was pretty funny
2: They are serious and all I have to do to get my family back is give them a game, laugh with relief.

#193 to #146 - furiousmarshmellow

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#194 to #193 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Because not having an account on FunnyJunk somehow magically makes you dumber

#195 to #194 - furiousmarshmellow

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I may have been stupid to say that.

But at least I still don't have a sick sense of humor.

#197 to #195 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Well I guess we're just different

#199 to #197 - furiousmarshmellow

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(08/20/2013) [-]

No.

You're different.

You don't deserve to use doge.

#243 to #199 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

come at me

#167 to #146 - psykobear

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You may laugh if this happened to you. I believe you. I also believe that if you did, you have no soul. If someone you love is missing, possibly dead, and you would laugh when someone prank called you, saying you found their daughter, when in reality this is not true, you have no humanity.

#177 to #167 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Having no soul would be not caring at all that they're gone.
But that's your opinion so whatever I guess

#162 to #146 - creepycreeper

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Input these factors:
>Missing for a week
>Calls only start after a week of having no idea where they are
>You have to answer all the calls because one of them might be a lead
>Endure this for the rest of your life until you change your number

#170 to #162 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Rest of my life?
Prank callers don't keep calling for years dood

#178 to #170 - creepycreeper

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(08/20/2013) [-]

These things are perpetually passed around on the Internet. Someone will most probably find that image and share your info again and again. And they'll think of more ingenious things to do with it.

#183 to #178 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I would laugh the first time, then start to not laugh as it was used more and more simply because jokes get old. I wouldn't get mad, I just wouldn't be amused eventually.

#187 to #183 - creepycreeper

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Even as the time they are gone grows longer, and the jokes get older?

#189 to #187 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I said I'd stop laughing simply cause jokes get old.
But I wouldn't get mad, that wouldn't help anything.

#190 to #189 - creepycreeper

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Even when you've accepted that your family is gone and now you're just trying to move on with your life?

I wonder who is thumbing us down and why. It's kinda funny I guess; trying to make one of us rage because of the thumbs.

#191 to #190 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Yes

#288 to #191 - oceanfrank

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(08/20/2013) [-]

dude just stop.

#397 to #288 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Stop what?
All I'm saying is I would find it funny
Why does everyone seem to want to tell me it I wouldn't

#287 to #191 - anon id: 1b34753b

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I don't care if your a heartless bastard or such
i just hate you because of the ****** dog pictures, you dumbas ************

#147 to #146 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Battletoads

huehuehue XDD lelelelelelelele

Keep thumbing me down it does nothing. Suck 4chans dick a little more.

You wouldn't be laughing.

#153 to #147 - nediabeast

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(08/20/2013) [-]

You're not him, you don't know what he laughs about and what he doesn't he may laugh if it did happen how would you know, are you him.

#157 to #153 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

What if I told you I am him.

#160 to #157 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

My god

#148 to #147 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I dislike 4chan.
It takes forever to find any good content there.
I just simply would find it funny. Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't.
Stop trying to tell me what I find funny d00d

#152 to #148 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

>uses lel
>thinks everything with battletoads involved is funny
>trying to pretend ****** up jokes are funny
>uses you having a giggle m8 pictures

****** Please.

#158 to #152 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

I'm not trying to pretend they're funny
I just find it funny.
I also didn't use a "giggle m8" picture.
I don't understand why you refuse to believe I'd find it funny
I believe you wouldn't, that's just a difference between us

#164 to #158 - anon id: 15e1ab61

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(08/20/2013) [-]

YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT FUNNY

YOU HAVIN A GIGGLE M8

#166 to #164 - zionsype

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(08/20/2013) [-]

Sir plz