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splyt
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oh god what if everybody started calling him saying they found his daughter nd they'll trade her to him for a copy of Battletoads
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songemot
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You know what, I changed my mind. I'm thumbing you back up. You clearly didn't mean this the way we took it.
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wtfduud
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This is you, thumbing up a comment with that many red thumbs.
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songemot
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Yeah, I know...
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anon
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lel
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anon
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-680..sorry -681 thumbs, gotta be some kind of a record.
on topic: i hope that he finds her, alive and well.
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anon
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******* newfag
This isn't even close to a record
Record stands at 13k red thumbs at the moment
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lordhasta
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(08/20/2013)
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Dude that's terrible
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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I read that as "oh god" as if he was worried.
I wonder if he meant it in that tone. No mercy for him from the red thumbs though.
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splyt
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(08/20/2013)
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you're right, and you're right.
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thepunchedface
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(08/20/2013)
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Guy posts a horrible but possible outcome and consequence of posting a picture of desperate man on the internet and his phone numbers and he gets thumbs redder than satan's bleeding butthole
He didn't even suggest it
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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you're going to hell
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weewing
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(08/20/2013)
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Irrevocably moronic. You ********.
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spyrothehedgehog
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(08/20/2013)
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You could feed a man for months with that many red thumbs
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songemot
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galaxyguy
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That was wrong. Very wrong. But also utterly hillarious. As long as it remains a venture of the mind, rather than an atuality.
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splyt
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(08/20/2013)
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that's what i was going for but i guess i worded it in a way that made it sound liek a suggestion
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galaxyguy
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(08/20/2013)
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A common occurrence, what with the many dickheads on this site who are just waiting for an opportunity to be offended.
What isn't common is the near three-quaters of a thousand red thumbs resulting from this misunderstanding, though. That's harsh
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chrismamaril
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(08/20/2013)
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**** you. just **** you, satan.
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ghostbat
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ghostbat
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mennopauze
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(08/20/2013)
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Plz sir, stay so funny.
Some moralfags took this way to serious and then everybody jumped on the bandwagon.
So don't let these red thumbs get you and please keep posting this kind of gal humor.
(BTW this is the ******* internet. If any of you really believe he meant that, then you are ******* retarded and probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a device that uses electricity...) *
inb4 red thumbs, I really don't care: this guy was funny and didn't deserve any of the red thumbs he got.
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mumphrey
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(08/20/2013)
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I did math to thumb you down!
I failed twice.. I'm 19
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zhayce
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+2
(08/20/2013)
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That **** ain't cool
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hankspank
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(08/20/2013)
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why the **** would you say that, this isnt a joke.
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joshlol
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(08/20/2013)
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500 thumbs down, I lol'd anyway
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sokkabingo
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(08/20/2013)
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I'm not really advocating anything here, and I'd say I'm a neutral party regarding this, but there sure are a lot of moralfags on this site.
This is the internet, guys. Nothing is meant to be serious, if you want to play hero, play an RPG.
Sure it's bad if he thinks that way, but he's exactly the same as you, a man/woman with an opinion, and to reject that would be rejecting freedom of speech in all forms.
#255
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whiteowl
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+1
(08/20/2013)
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I suck at writing my anger down but
**** you
#227
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braveblue
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(08/20/2013)
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Heartless ******* bastard.
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zionsype
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#205
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failtolawl
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(08/20/2013)
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I laughed.
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mcfeelston
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signedforcookies
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(08/20/2013)
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(08/20/2013)
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Then I hope there is some sort of eternal torment awaiting that person in the afterlife.
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fyaq
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(08/20/2013)
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Kill yourself. You are the cancer of the internet.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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I believe he wasn't suggesting that we do that, but rather saying
"Oh crap, what if this post backfires and ****** up people start doing that?"
#350
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splyt
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(08/20/2013)
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now why tha ***** did YOU get thumbed down too? you're tha only one who understood that -_-
#271
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wetnoodle
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(08/20/2013)
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i think you reaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyy like shiba inus
#272
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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I love da shibe doge
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wetnoodle
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+2
(08/20/2013)
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holy ******* titty ***** you replied fast.... anyway i dont agree with what your saying... but you seem to be getting thumbed down into oblivion so i would recomend not posting for a while....
no hard feeling buddy.... just saying..
ps: i also love shiba inus..... and chowchows
#274
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zionsype
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-16
(08/20/2013)
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I don't care about red thumbs
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afjhahsdsl
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(08/20/2013)
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Oh, now I see why you were really getting thumbed down.
I still stand by my previous post.
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afjhahsdsl
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(08/20/2013)
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I really don't see why you're getting thumbed down.
You had a perfectly fine point. We have no way of knowing for sure if he intended to be an a-hole or not. I don't really think its fair that this guy is getting so much hate just for that.
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hockeycrazysteve
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(08/20/2013)
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that would be funny as ****... till the guy commits suicide because any chance of someone phoning him legitly will be out the window with 200+ ********* keeping his phone engaged... sorry for any spell errors im drunk
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hockeycrazysteve
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(08/20/2013)
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another example of bitches not reading the full comment, or another example of misunderstood sarcasm... i guess ill never know.
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willyumz
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(08/20/2013)
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That's ****** up. This isn't like messing around with some employees at a Pizza Hut. Every time that phone would ring he would have the hope that someone knows where his daughter is, only to be crushed by just some other asshole trying to play a joke. Anyone who thinks that's a good idea needs to grow the **** up.
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lastsamurai
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(08/19/2013)
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we're not /b/ wtf.
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crazyhindu
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(08/20/2013)
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Even /b wouldn't pull **** like that.
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toosexyforyou
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You don't get to decide what we are.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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haha look @ me guise im /b/ le anonemos is my sekret super c00l club lmao
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icytime
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(08/20/2013)
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I'll ******* die before I become that kind of a monster.
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icytime
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I wasn't saying a monster like /b/, I meant a monster that would do something like that. You think I give a **** about where they're ******* from? Why don't you stop acting like the ******* ambassador of all anonymous message boards and **** off.
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hockeycrazysteve
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(08/20/2013)
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this comment was funnier than i'd like to admit... bravo
#14
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anon
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(08/19/2013)
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That would be a ****** awful thing to do
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hopskotch
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(08/20/2013)
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MFW Top comment is anonymous.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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If it's funny, it's justified.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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**** OFF YOU DIRTY ASS ******, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ARE GIVING ANONS A BAD NAME
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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You can't deny that would be hilarious though
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Yeah, causing emotional distress for a desperate family who has lost their child would be so ******* funny.
Eat ****, cunt.
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graenko
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(08/20/2013)
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its only hilarious when they deserve the spam
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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It's funny either way
It's just messed up when they don't deserve it
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Unlike you, i've lived something similar and i can assure you that you can't find it funny. You're not living anymore, you're in a state where you're just waiting with dread and hope at the same time. It's like killing you inside, I know what i'm talking about.
When you hear the phone ringing it's so scary to answer, you're shared between dread and hope. Fortunately, nobody made jokes in my case, I would probably have died inside or passed out because of too much stress.
Anyway... I really hope something like that won't happen to you, nobody deserves to suffer that way... I hope this man will find his daugther soon. (sorry for the mistakes, english isn't my 1st language)
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zionsype
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Why does everyone insist on telling me what I will and won't find funny
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Because you don't know what you're talking about... :/
Anyway, you think what you want it's true. But this man probably won't find it funny so please, don't do it.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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I'm not going to
I know I would find it funny if it happened to me. Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Haha, yeah man, if you say so.
I'm just happy you won't do it, thanks ! Have a good day.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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know what would really be funny? kidnapping your whole family and prank calling you saying we found em.. it would be hilarious.
You're a ******* retard.
P.S. You're a ******* retard.
Oh, and I forgot to mention. You're a ******* retard.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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The difference is we didn't take his family.
If someone in my family was missing and someone called me with that, I'd still laugh.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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No you wouldn't.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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Sorry, I forgot you control when I do and do not laugh.
I'm make sure to only laugh when you think I would.
Lel
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Your family member is missing and you would laugh if someone called you saying they would trade them for a copy of battletoads?
My ******** detector is off the charts.
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illusiveshade
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(08/20/2013)
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I aproove of this anon, its a nice anon.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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Because when someone calls with that there are 2 possibilities:
1: They aren't serious and they don't really have my family. No damage is done and it was pretty funny
2: They are serious and all I have to do to get my family back is give them a game, laugh with relief.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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Because not having an account on FunnyJunk somehow magically makes you dumber
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furiousmarshmellow
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(08/20/2013)
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I may have been stupid to say that.
But at least I still don't have a sick sense of humor.
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zionsype
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Well I guess we're just different
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furiousmarshmellow
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(08/20/2013)
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No.
You're different.
You don't deserve to use doge.
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zionsype
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come at me
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psykobear
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You may laugh if this happened to you. I believe you. I also believe that if you did, you have no soul. If someone you love is missing, possibly dead, and you would laugh when someone prank called you, saying you found their daughter, when in reality this is not true, you have no humanity.
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zionsype
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Having no soul would be not caring at all that they're gone.
But that's your opinion so whatever I guess
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creepycreeper
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Input these factors:
>Missing for a week
>Calls only start after a week of having no idea where they are
>You have to answer all the calls because one of them might be a lead
>Endure this for the rest of your life until you change your number
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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Rest of my life?
Prank callers don't keep calling for years dood
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creepycreeper
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(08/20/2013)
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These things are perpetually passed around on the Internet. Someone will most probably find that image and share your info again and again. And they'll think of more ingenious things to do with it.
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zionsype
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I would laugh the first time, then start to not laugh as it was used more and more simply because jokes get old. I wouldn't get mad, I just wouldn't be amused eventually.
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creepycreeper
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(08/20/2013)
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Even as the time they are gone grows longer, and the jokes get older?
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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I said I'd stop laughing simply cause jokes get old.
But I wouldn't get mad, that wouldn't help anything.
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creepycreeper
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(08/20/2013)
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Even when you've accepted that your family is gone and now you're just trying to move on with your life?
I wonder who is thumbing us down and why. It's kinda funny I guess; trying to make one of us rage because of the thumbs.
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zionsype
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Yes
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oceanfrank
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(08/20/2013)
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dude just stop.
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zionsype
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(08/20/2013)
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Stop what?
All I'm saying is I would find it funny
Why does everyone seem to want to tell me it I wouldn't
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anon
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I don't care if your a heartless bastard or such
i just hate you because of the ****** dog pictures, you dumbas ************
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anon
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Battletoads
huehuehue XDD lelelelelelelele
Keep thumbing me down it does nothing. Suck 4chans dick a little more.
You wouldn't be laughing.
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nediabeast
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You're not him, you don't know what he laughs about and what he doesn't he may laugh if it did happen how would you know, are you him.
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anon
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What if I told you I am him.
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zionsype
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My god
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zionsype
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I dislike 4chan.
It takes forever to find any good content there.
I just simply would find it funny. Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean I wouldn't.
Stop trying to tell me what I find funny d00d
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anon
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>uses lel
>thinks everything with battletoads involved is funny
>trying to pretend ****** up jokes are funny
>uses you having a giggle m8 pictures
****** Please.
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zionsype
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I'm not trying to pretend they're funny
I just find it funny.
I also didn't use a "giggle m8" picture.
I don't understand why you refuse to believe I'd find it funny
I believe you wouldn't, that's just a difference between us
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anon
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YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT FUNNY
YOU HAVIN A GIGGLE M8
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zionsype
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Sir plz
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anon
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NO U
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RamzaBeoulve
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Everyone can deny it because that wouldn't be hilarious. It just makes you an asshole.
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zionsype
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I didn't say it wouldn't be ****** up
I'm just saying it would still be funny
But that's my opinion
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