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#37 - gongthehawkeye
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(08/20/2013) [-]
But it does make you go faster

Light is the fastest thing in existence, right?
The light is under your feet, right?
This means you're standing on light, right?
Therefore, you're moving at the speed of light.

It's basic wumbology, people.