keys. . Any person using the wrong key in the 1780 look on the right will find h/ is wrist clamped by the jaws of a fearsome metal lion; anyone jimmying the 182
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Any person using the wrong key in the 1780 look on
the right will find h/ is wrist clamped by the jaws of a
fearsome metal lion; anyone jimmying the 1823 look
on the left may get shot by the pistol embedded
within it (just barely visible at top rightn" - The
History of Key Design': From Ancient Wooden Rods to
the Hotel Keyoard " Slate Magazine
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#70 - brutalgod (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW
User avatar #72 to #70 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
so metal?
#68 - saspe (10/31/2013) [-]
the worst nightmare of a drunk husband
#66 - munyman (10/31/2013) [-]
**** . I'd be scared to use the right key.
User avatar #62 - volteez (10/31/2013) [-]
what if you accidentally use the wrong key when you get home and blam
User avatar #64 to #62 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
then that means it works
User avatar #65 to #64 - volteez (10/31/2013) [-]
haha obviously i didn't mean to put the "what if" i should have formatted it differently
User avatar #67 to #65 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
btw it's two different locks ...there not the same..
#69 to #67 - volteez (10/31/2013) [-]
I know and *they're
User avatar #51 - temporalguardian (10/31/2013) [-]
But...could you just move to the side or below the gun..?
User avatar #52 to #51 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
what would your hero do?
User avatar #53 to #52 - temporalguardian (10/31/2013) [-]
My hero? he would point his awesome looking sonic device at it and open it without enabling the gun.
User avatar #54 to #53 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
yes doctor who would..which doctor? 5th? or 4th...
User avatar #55 to #54 - temporalguardian (10/31/2013) [-]
-cough- The Doctor -cough- And tbh i've only watched the reboot, meaning my personal favorite is the 10th. even though my profile pic is of the 11th just because i love that reaction gif.
User avatar #56 to #55 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
who?
#57 to #56 - temporalguardian (10/31/2013) [-]
David tennants doctor.
if thats what you're asking
User avatar #58 to #57 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
best doctor
User avatar #59 to #58 - temporalguardian (10/31/2013) [-]
That would be the opinion of many, but you can never know if its safe to say because theres always the risk of old who viewers who see it nothing more than an insult that any doctor from the reboot is better from the original.

But ten is my favorite and i dont care what others thing~
#49 - tiltaz (10/31/2013) [-]
Ancient keyholes dont have **** on me!
#46 - kotos ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I'll take 10!
User avatar #48 to #46 - acemcgunner (10/31/2013) [-]
k.
#44 - europe (10/31/2013) [-]
The jaws are easy to stop, though
You just need a piece of metal to stop them
#47 to #44 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
Only if you're expecting it.
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User avatar #50 to #38 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I have one of those.
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User avatar #37 - superstephtime ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
no one thought of saw 2 the magnum eye hole trap? Saw II - The Magnum Eye Hole (Theatrical Version)
User avatar #34 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [-]
"Dude you're drunk, you sure that's the right key?"
'I don't think so, but you shouldn't trust me. I'm drunk.'
#43 to #34 - penileburglar (10/31/2013) [-]
But he's drunk, don't listen to his advice.
User avatar #32 - nimblewalrus (10/31/2013) [-]
Good thing I brought my longspoon thieves' tools.
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User avatar #29 - tiredofthis (10/31/2013) [-]
The book this is from sounds like one you'd read and suddenly know a little more about picking locks....
User avatar #26 - FlyingCaribou ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
How in the sweet name of bacon grease do you try to pick a lock that looks like an inbred frat symbol?
User avatar #33 to #26 - duelknight (10/31/2013) [-]
You don't
User avatar #28 to #26 - tiredofthis (10/31/2013) [-]
Have at least lockpick 50
User avatar #31 to #28 - FlyingCaribou ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
If you can form an "S" with a circle above it and a ******* pong bar below it, you deserve to get into that house. No questions asked.
#42 to #31 - penileburglar (10/31/2013) [-]
That's not how lockpicking works. You don't need to make the shape of the key, just properly lift the pins into the same position the key would. Though it would still be hard as **** , especially given that you wouldn't exactly have multiple tries with a lock like that.
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#25 - datlaugh (10/31/2013) [-]
Who the hell would even attempt to use a different key?
#24 - sonsofsol (10/31/2013) [-]
Knock Knock chuckles.
#23 - Mynameismario (10/31/2013) [-]
Has no one thought of putting their dick in the lion one?
User avatar #36 to #23 - urumasi ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
The comment RIGHT UNDER YOU did.
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Really? no 1 has said put your dick in it?

....put your dick in it
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