keys. . Any person using the wrong key in the 1780 look on the right will find h/ is wrist clamped by the jaws of a fearsome metal lion; anyone jimmying the 182
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Any person using the wrong key in the 1780 look on
the right will find h/ is wrist clamped by the jaws of a
fearsome metal lion; anyone jimmying the 1823 look
on the left may get shot by the pistol embedded
within it (just barely visible at top rightn" - The
History of Key Design': From Ancient Wooden Rods to
the Hotel Keyoard " Slate Magazine
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#1 - 4chan refugee (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's being a little to paranoid
User avatar #2 to #1 - acemcgunner (10/30/2013) [-]
you have to protect your porn some how..right?
User avatar #6 - hailcthulhufhtagn (10/31/2013) [-]
and pray to the gods of every religion that it doesn't malfunction
User avatar #9 - foldupkibbles (10/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I feel like kidnapping someone, putting them in a dungeon with 3 keys and a riddle to figure out which key was the correct one.
#5 - applescryatnight (10/31/2013) [-]
well, the lion one is part lock.
and part very loud doorbell
User avatar #3 - meganinja (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Oh **** , I can't remember which key goes to this ******* lion, lemme try th....."
User avatar #13 - poelsemutter ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
1. Change your lock to one of these
2. Give fake key to mother in law
3. Invite her over for diner
??????????
PROFIT!
User avatar #8 - adu ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The line one has gaps in its "teeth" that make it look like it it's for capturing rather than crushing.
#15 to #8 - lolollo (10/31/2013) [-]
Would probably make for awkward conversation if you ever accidentally used the wrong key.

"How's your fancy new lion lock treating you Harold?"
"Shut the **** up and call the locksmith!"
#46 - kotos ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'll take 10!
#25 - datlaugh (10/31/2013) [-]
Who the hell would even attempt to use a different key?
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User avatar #26 - FlyingCaribou (10/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How in the sweet name of bacon grease do you try to pick a lock that looks like an inbred frat symbol?
User avatar #28 to #26 - tiredofthis (10/31/2013) [-]
Have at least lockpick 50
User avatar #11 - donekilledyou (10/31/2013) [-]
I like content like this because it may not be funny but all (except my) comments are
#49 - tiltaz ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Ancient keyholes dont have **** on me!
User avatar #17 - hoban (10/31/2013) [-]
Trying to unlock the door when drunk would'nt be fun
User avatar #7 - fightforfate (10/31/2013) [-]
what if you went home drunk?
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User avatar #29 - tiredofthis (10/31/2013) [-]
The book this is from sounds like one you'd read and suddenly know a little more about picking locks....
#24 - sonsofsol (10/31/2013) [-]
Knock Knock chuckles.
User avatar #34 - unncommon (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Dude you're drunk, you sure that's the right key?"
'I don't think so, but you shouldn't trust me. I'm drunk.'
User avatar #32 - nimblewalrus (10/31/2013) [-]
Good thing I brought my longspoon thieves' tools.
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