Gramps got game. . So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, can I help you find anything else today Gramps got game Ace lol wish story
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So I work at a photo lab and an
elderly woman came up to pay and
after each transaction I have I ask,
can I help you find anything else
today?" She responded with, "A
million bucks." The elderly man
behind her said, "h/ lawn, if you want
a million bucks, just look in the
mirror.'' Her jaw dropped and she
was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and
his pussy game is immortal.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - hashtronaut
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today in: **** that never happened:

In today's episode...someone on tumblr thought it would be funny to make up a story about old men flirting with old women.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hashtronaut
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it wasn't.
#7 to #2 - blitzblitz
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your a dick you know that?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hashtronaut
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there is three kinds of people..
pussies, assholes, and dicks.


you pussy asshole.
User avatar #28 to #8 - metalcoldreaper
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Are you gonna **** the pussy asshole now?
#48 to #1 - jukuku
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User avatar #49 to #48 - hashtronaut
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i'm the one throwing tomatoes.
User avatar #51 to #49 - jukuku
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That's much better.
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User avatar #52 to #1 - jukuku
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The truthfulness of these stories is completely irrelevant, it is a possible scenario.

your worse than someone screaming "NUH UH!" at a comedy show.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hashtronaut
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I actually find it amusing that this particular post got such high likes, but my follow-up comments all sailed the red sea.

I just didn't find this a good story... the fact someone made it up just makes it worse to me

btw, if you keep commenting to fix the you'ree/you're.... it's a wordfilter that switches the two.
User avatar #55 to #53 - jukuku
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I just noticed that and it was annoying as intense bodylove.

If you didn't find it funny that's understandable I just don't think comedy is reliant on whether or not it happened.
User avatar #57 to #55 - hashtronaut
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here's my stance:

if this was an actual event that happened, cool. old people need love and compliments just like young people... but it's still a meh post.


but, if it didn't... it's just lazy writing for me. Sure, i'm not expecting every post - specially from that site - to be the script to a cinematic masterpiece....but, this one?

in my eyes it's like someone took a cornball pick-up line and added old people to the mix for the aww effect.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jukuku
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This is unbearable.
User avatar #54 to #53 - hashtronaut
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(not this post, I meant my first comment)
#25 to #1 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Comments like this get thumbed up but then when people hear similar stories on 4chan hardly anyone questions their veracity and those that do get flooded in red. I've never understood it.
User avatar #13 to #1 - unncommon
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I don't care. It tickled my ass hole and made me chuckle.
User avatar #17 to #1 - theshadowed
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Jesus you people are such cynical assholes. When it comes to ******** stories on funnyjunk, its I don't care if its real or not so funny lel.
But when tumblr comes around you hate on it just for being tumblr.
User avatar #41 to #17 - ohhh
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Yes but we all know are stories are fake, and we use them as a joke. These people try to lie and say it actually happened.
User avatar #31 to #17 - minsheme
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What the ****? Implying there's no difference between people on Tumblr and FJ. I think FJ is mostly cancer but it's still less cancerous than Tumblr, and sceptically, as someone who hates both, Tumblr is far more notorious for made up stories that are also bad.
User avatar #33 to #17 - toosexyforyou
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People doubt every single story posted on funnyjunk, no matter where it's from. You thinking that it's specifically for tumblr stories is pretty ignorant
User avatar #18 to #17 - hashtronaut
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i hated on it for being a **** story
User avatar #23 to #18 - hashtronaut
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46 toes up saying why its ****

2 down when i just call it ****
User avatar #26 to #23 - plasticcup
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Welcome to the most bipolar site in the internet.
User avatar #24 - jasperr
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And then funnyjunk users have as much game as a console launch.
User avatar #27 to #24 - metalcoldreaper
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i feel bad cause i just bought a console (Waiting on delivery) and have realized the same thing...

Truth hurts.
User avatar #29 to #24 - obidomkenobi
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God damn sweet mother of Iroh, someone else finally gets it.
#45 to #24 - harrytheheadcrab
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#46 to #24 - vatra
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I am ashamed.
I am ashamed.
User avatar #63 to #24 - jasperr
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Sweet jesus.
I swell with pride
User avatar #43 to #24 - whycanticaps
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damn that one hurt hahaha
#32 to #24 - brothergrimm
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#22 - grimmwaters
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And this is how Granny takes care of her boys.
And this is how Granny takes care of her boys.
#38 to #22 - anon id: af6c7509
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Sauce?
User avatar #40 to #22 - fukerar
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so disturbing it takes all my attention
#42 to #22 - Toshiro
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#35 to #22 - drmedic
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#20 - leonhardt
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Eghech
#5 - tumblrpyrofox
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Omg EVEryone at tumblr has such interesting lives! I love hearing all these great stories instead of going on evil 4chan and reading those fake sh** posts.
#11 to #5 - heyfuckoff
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Stop trying to pretend that anyone here gives a damn.
Stop trying to pretend that anyone here gives a damn.
#14 to #5 - anon id: 8b5a75ce
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Wait. We're supposed to care whether story a random stranger on the internet tells us, with no means to identify any person in it, is real or not?
User avatar #6 to #5 - acemcgunner [OP]
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you're name is highly ******* odd off then the comment
#3 - Sworley
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User avatar #15 - skorve
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A dude on 4chan makes a paintball minigun and fires it as his own family, laughing manically and beating the **** out of some elderly people who were admittedly dicks

A person on tumblr claims that an old man made a pretty smooth comment to a woman.

Yeah, let's call the second one ********. That makes sense. inb4 "At least the 4chan one was funny" Well that's not the question, nobody's saying this wasn't funny, they're saying it wasn't real. And I still got a chuckle out of this.
User avatar #19 to #15 - norkas
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Besides, humour is subjective and any method of storytelling has cliches to go with it including greentext.
User avatar #58 to #15 - joaomartins
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In my opinion the 9gag ones are completely over the top and gross, leading you to a sense of submersion into the story. The Dumblr ones are to stuck to reality to create a sense of submersion on said story, therefore they receive hate.
User avatar #59 to #58 - skorve
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No idea how 9gag relates, I'm assuming you mean 9gag.

Have you ever considered... You know... It's not just a story, that it actually happened? Like, if someone made up a story of this happening, that's not that exciting of a story. But to have it actually happen to someone is pretty cool. And that's why people hate them - they call bulldigestive end product on a pretty reasonable but still cool story.
User avatar #60 to #59 - skorve
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Oh god I did it too, I mean 9gag.
User avatar #61 to #60 - skorve
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Oh... Goddamnit, my big tittied mommy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - joaomartins
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Yup, the stupid female amusement-system who runs this digestive end productholle changed the names of some things again...
User avatar #36 to #15 - mapleknight
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At least the 4chan one was funny.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mapleknight
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Also, this just isn't really funny. I look at the content and there's literally nothing that's not the exact same as every other tumblr post.
#65 - theyeti
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User avatar #21 - loganmadder
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Is it because she's wrinkled and green?

User avatar #16 - brettyoke
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That wasn't that great of a line...
#44 to #16 - Orc
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**Orc rolled image** Not sure why people are thumbing you down for it. I knew this guy who thought pickup lines were the coolest thing ever, and he always sounded like a complete moron.
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