Gramps got game. . So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, can I help you find anything else today Gramps got game Ace lol wish story
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Gramps got game

So I work at a photo lab and an
elderly woman came up to pay and
after each transaction I have I ask,
can I help you find anything else
today?" She responded with, "A
million bucks." The elderly man
behind her said, "h/ lawn, if you want
a million bucks, just look in the
mirror.'' Her jaw dropped and she
was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and
his pussy game is immortal.
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Submitted: 07/12/2014
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User avatar #1 - hashtronaut (07/12/2014) [+] (23 replies)
today in: **** that never happened:

In today's episode...someone on tumblr thought it would be funny to make up a story about old men flirting with old women.
User avatar #24 - jasperr (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
And then funnyjunk users have as much game as a console launch.
#22 - grimmwaters (07/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
And this is how Granny takes care of her boys.
And this is how Granny takes care of her boys.
#20 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [-]
Eghech
#5 - tumblrpyrofox (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Omg EVEryone at tumblr has such interesting lives! I love hearing all these great stories instead of going on evil 4chan and reading those fake sh** posts.
#3 - Sworley (07/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - skorve (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
A dude on 4chan makes a paintball minigun and fires it as his own family, laughing manically and beating the **** out of some elderly people who were admittedly dicks

A person on tumblr claims that an old man made a pretty smooth comment to a woman.

Yeah, let's call the second one ******** . That makes sense. inb4 "At least the 4chan one was funny" Well that's not the question, nobody's saying this wasn't funny, they're saying it wasn't real. And I still got a chuckle out of this.
User avatar #21 - loganmadder (07/13/2014) [-]
Is it because she's wrinkled and green?

User avatar #16 - brettyoke (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That wasn't that great of a line...
#64 - wagastragas ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Usuall i dont beleive this kind of bs, but old men are the most intense bodyloveing horny men there are.
User avatar #34 - teevee (07/13/2014) [-]
i don't think people on tumblr or any site for that matter should be telling people anything about "the pussy game".
#30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
admin
#4 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
dont get it. jokeexplain i need you're service!
User avatar #12 - qauronexoforce (07/13/2014) [-]
"iwishihadafather"
man now i just feel sad for tumblr fags they probably all just had **** lives and so they make up cool stories to make each other feel better
#47 - myjunk (07/13/2014) [-]
What other meaning does "Buck(s)" have, apart from beein a colloquial term for Dollar?
A male animal of some species
Some kind of table
treatment in alkaline solution [tech.]
something like surge/jerking/stuttering

None of that seems to make too much sense unless it's kind of far fetched.
Captain, please?

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