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produce
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shmeh
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D Puss in Beets ( Sun) Ne 10825
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That post itns the SHREKER for Best Mature and Story
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bout to ogreasm
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ma state suchong on mt mushroom bobba
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User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (01/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I cried, this is too funny...
User avatar #5 - screwyouman (02/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Opening a jar of onions when I hear a loud banging noise in my attic.
>Noise slowly keeps getting louder and louder.
>I set the jar down and start walking to the attic door.
>Open the door and see Shrek standing in the doorway
>Now I'm in tears.
>"Shrek! You are my god!"
>Hear another loud noise.
>A giant blast explodes through the wall, creating a smoke screen of dust.
>Very large figure walks in and stands in the walkway.
>Eventually the dust settles to reveal Wreck It Ralph!
>"Lets settle this once and for all Shrek!"
>"A'igh! It's all ogre now!"
>Yelling, followed by loud bangs and crashes from the two titans clash commence.
>Eventually the battle ends with Shrek on top
>"Ready to kiss and make up?"
>Shrek and Ralph start making out on my kitchen floor, and suddenly it all makes sense.

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