I hate my job.... . My job is so unbelievable, I' ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wannabee
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I hate my job...

My job is so ******* unbelievable,
I' ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the
folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wannabee chick.
Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she
completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing
her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely
and has never once considered the
needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as
dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it
surprising that she has enough brain power to
continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She
might even be one of the smartest people on the
planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and
yet she is here with us, She is a zero on a scale of
1 to Ith I' m not sure she even showers, much less
shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be
a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the
******* stoner. And this guy is more than Just
your average pothead. In tact, he is baked before
he comes to work, during work, and I' m sure after
work. He probably hasn' t been sober anytime in
the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960' s, and to
make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog
to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this
huge Great Dane walk around from
the smoke. Hell, sometimes I even
think it' s trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to Mcdonalds and Burger
King, every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my van
and we solve mysteries and **** .
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Submitted: 08/24/2014
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#1 - shatt ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i was gonna look at your username but then i looked at the channel, and it just gave the joke away
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