IT WAS.... Must have been a fun night!. did you know? A man once drank 3 battles of vodka, jumped out of a 5 story window, walked back up, and did it again, yhs
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Must have been a fun night!

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did you know?
A man once drank 3 battles of vodka, jumped out
of a 5 story window, walked back up, and did it
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Submitted: 09/15/2012
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User avatar #4 - TheOriginalNerd (09/16/2012) [+] (10 replies)
he would have only fallen like 10 ft

they have like 40 ft of snow in russia right?
#11 - faithrider (09/16/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>woman walks into a bar
>bar is at top floor of 5 story building
>sits down at the bar
>bartender asks,"what can i get for you?"
>woman answers,"i'm not sure yet..."
>man next to her says,"why not try this beer, it's magic"
>woman in disbelief. doubt.jpeg
>man says,"it's true i swear!, watch this!"
>man takes a swig and jumps out window and flies around the building 5 times, flies back in through window.
>woman says,"i'll have what he's having!"
>woman drinks about half and decides to try it
>woman jumps out the window and falls 5 floors to smash violently into the pavement.
>Bartender says,"Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!"
>superman's face when
User avatar #94 - kimmustonen (09/16/2012) [+] (17 replies)
**kimmustonen rolls 000**

^he drank this many bottles
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#55 - sidathon (09/16/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**sidathon rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at I came ** me after 3 vodkas
**sidathon rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at I came ** me after 3 vodkas
User avatar #67 - saxophan (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Five stories? That must have been one hell of a window.
#63 - Codyguana (09/16/2012) [-]
Anyone else tilt their laptop screen to try and read that small gray text?
#144 - moustachefingers (09/16/2012) [-]
**moustachefingers rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Why would you do that? **
#66 - feeniks (09/16/2012) [-]
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#8 - mazzyrazzy (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Follow your dreams, everyone.
Follow your dreams, everyone.
#57 - fantazayamaya (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
For a moment I was reminded of VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
For a moment I was reminded of VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#36 - miggosbitch (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#54 - nolo (09/16/2012) [-]
did he died?
#40 - allnamesexist (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#136 - kalashnikova (09/16/2012) [-]
I approve of this new channel.
User avatar #43 - secretdestroyers (09/16/2012) [-]
Speaking of cool stories:
>Guy walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper building
>Sits at the bar, the guy next to him is like "Did you know that this building is magical, bro? You can jump from here, fall 25 stories and just float back up!"
>To prove it, the guy walks over to the window, jumps out, and sure enough floats back up before he hits the ground.
>So the first guy thinks it looks like fun
>jumps out window, falls 25 stories, lands on ground
Back at the bar, the bartender looks at the guy who said it was a magical building and says, "You can be a real dick when you're drunk, Superman!"
User avatar #1 - digeredoo (09/15/2012) [-]
I can see this happening.
For some reason.
User avatar #126 - vedomajkatrololol (09/16/2012) [-]
Did you know a man once typed out a completely fake story and everyone believed him.
#31 - moorbs (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thankfully, he was relatively unharmed. A Russian man named Alexei Roskov was extremely drunk and irrational after drinking 3 bottles of vodka. He was drinking in his apartment on the fifth story. Only his wife was present.

Like many drunks he had delusions of grandeur and was ready to do something daring. He chose to jump out his kitchen window, falling down 5 stories. Fortunately for Roskov, alcohol causes numbness in the central nervous system, which causes the muscles to relax. Since Roskov’s muscles were relaxed, he didn’t tense in anticipation of hitting the ground.

This spared him from suffering any breaks in his limbs. Largely uninjured, Roskov walked back up to his apartment. His wife had called for an ambulance and was scolding Roskov for his stupidity. Instead of listening to her lecture, Roskov jumped out the window again, and once again survived with only a few scrapes and bruises. Paramedics arrived soon after and were shocked to find Roskov unharmed.
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