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the infinate wisdom of Ron Swanson

The best quotes by Ron Swanson
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#78 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
As a proud Swanson, I live my life by his pyramid
User avatar #84 to #78 - roflnaut (05/29/2013) [-]
This is now how I am going to live my life.
#96 to #84 - bswanson (05/30/2013) [-]
Capitalism- God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor
User avatar #74 - Mr Ronok (05/29/2013) [-]
what if its a puppy that will grow up to be a +50lb dog?
#73 - slugnugget (05/29/2013) [-]
hell be dead by the time hes 50.
User avatar #58 - JMF (05/29/2013) [-]
What show is this?
#82 to #58 - milkinmapockets (05/29/2013) [-]
Parks and Recreation. It's a mockumentary type of show. Like The Office, but I find Parks and Rec wayy better. Can't wait for season 6!
#57 - mkaymkay (05/29/2013) [-]
What is this from?
#75 to #57 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
HE'S FEEDING YOU LIES, IT"S PARKS AND RECREATION
#76 to #75 - mkaymkay (05/29/2013) [-]
I... what... WHO THE **** DO I LISTEN TO?
#77 to #76 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
PROOF!!! I GIVE YOU PROOF!!!
#54 - jackflak (05/29/2013) [-]
I lost it at the skim milk part. :|
User avatar #53 - duvallwhitey (05/29/2013) [-]
Come to think of it, Cats are pretty useless.
#72 to #53 - slugnugget (05/29/2013) [-]
so is your grandmother. but they are family.
User avatar #93 to #72 - duvallwhitey (05/30/2013) [-]
Without my grandmother, who would have given birth to my mother who gave birth to me?
Checkmate.
#95 to #93 - slugnugget (05/30/2013) [-]
old aunt margaret.
User avatar #85 to #72 - roflnaut (05/29/2013) [-]
Without my grandmother, who will send me all of these cookies?
User avatar #66 to #53 - whycanticaps (05/29/2013) [-]
my cats kill the mice in my house
#46 - superanonymouspers (05/29/2013) [-]
Would this be ron's greatest challenge?
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#44 - soggytomatoe (05/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #56 to #43 - navywannabe (05/29/2013) [-]
He does what he wants...as stated in his permit.
#41 - mistafishy (05/29/2013) [-]
Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
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#94 to #30 - trolololer (05/30/2013) [-]
To all the haters.   
Care to explain why I'm "wrong"?
To all the haters.
Care to explain why I'm "wrong"?
#83 to #30 - vicioushaze (05/29/2013) [-]
GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!
#67 to #30 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Leave. Leave now.
User avatar #70 to #61 - whycanticaps (05/29/2013) [-]
is your image and paranoidzoids image from the same picture? o.O
#87 to #70 - paranoidzoid (05/29/2013) [-]
looks to be yeah
User avatar #71 to #70 - littlenish (05/29/2013) [-]
yes.
#26 - brenton (05/29/2013) [-]
Enlarge for maximum glory.
User avatar #81 to #26 - elmarcocfc (05/29/2013) [-]
Look at that chest-stache.
User avatar #90 to #81 - brenton (05/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact: chestiest must be an actual word, because the little red squigglies didn't flag it. Like they did with squigglies.
User avatar #91 to #90 - elmarcocfc (05/29/2013) [-]
Hehe c:
User avatar #88 to #81 - brenton (05/29/2013) [-]
It's the chestiest of all chest-staches.
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#23 - fordun (05/29/2013) [-]
I had a good breakfast the other day. Took some ground beef and started frying it. Then added bacon. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon. Finished it off with 3 eggs. All in a burrito. With black tea. No milk, sugar, lemon, or creme. Just straight up. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon.

It was a very manly breakfast. After that i made sure to chain smoke and drink black coffee. Then i flirted with my secretary. Also i hired a secretary based on how tight her ass was. Then i chopped firewood, fixed my car, enlisted in the army. Killed like 30 Nazi's. They were like 90 but i don't give a **** . Then i took a wife, by force naturally. Although i didn't have to as she submitted to my manly will. Then i shaved. And promptly grew it back five seconds later.
#37 to #23 - ironsoul (05/29/2013) [-]
Tea is nothing but hot leaf juice you pansy.
#39 to #37 - fordun (05/29/2013) [-]
Tell that to the British soldiers in World War 1 who used a water cooled machine gun to heat up water for tea. Call them pansy's.
#40 to #39 - ironsoul (05/29/2013) [-]
Americans used artillery to cook bacon.
Americans used artillery to cook bacon.
#68 to #40 - navywannabe (05/29/2013) [-]
This guy loves tea...and he killed people.
#60 to #40 - paranoidzoid (05/29/2013) [-]
i can't remember which but either the brits or amer fled fighter jet just for the purpose of ice cream
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#21 - sweetpayback (05/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #21 - zorororonoa (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow Ron, way to be a hypocrite.
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#18 - bodasion (05/29/2013) [-]
Lost it at the bit about skim milk.
#17 - yuvesh (05/29/2013) [-]
if any one wants the full version
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