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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ghouleyed
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Cats ain't useless.   
   
They are great drivers.
Cats ain't useless.

They are great drivers.
#3 to #1 - jimjimmerson
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Mustard tastes terrible on fried chicken
#51 to #1 - veryevilmen
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Not always... and if you get this reference I love you
Not always... and if you get this reference I love you
#6 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
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#21 - sweetpayback
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User avatar #45 to #21 - zorororonoa
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Wow Ron, way to be a hypocrite.
User avatar #4 - nicolbolas
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on the rare occasion I enjoy a salad. I mean like once every 6-12 months but it is enjoyable and other than that his diet seems really unhealthy. He will probably die in the next 5 year because his blood will be replaced with egg yolk and bacon grease.
User avatar #13 to #4 - toosexyforyou
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Woah there, Dr. Faggot, 5 years is a pretty serious diagnosis you're making there.
User avatar #14 to #4 - daragon
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found the vegan
User avatar #28 to #4 - wbrehmer
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I'm 23, have had 2 heart attacks in the past month and I will still eat as much bacon that you can shovel my way. **** you and your salads.
User avatar #31 to #28 - brenton
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That's actually amazingly rare and terrible. In most cases I would say "Who the **** cares about health? Baconate that ****." But in yours, I would advise that you take it easy. You'll be dead soon if you don't.
User avatar #33 to #31 - wbrehmer
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Would you believe me if I told you I weigh 155lbs, can run 6 miles without stopping and I don't have a medical history? "Amazingly rare" is really the best way to put it. Other than absurdly uncool
User avatar #34 to #33 - brenton
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Could be completely stress related. Some panic attacks can cause mild heart attacks.
User avatar #35 to #34 - wbrehmer
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I think you're right.
User avatar #32 to #31 - wbrehmer
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Well... I don't want to die
User avatar #48 to #28 - exclamation
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Are... are you god (or part god)?
User avatar #50 to #48 - wbrehmer
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Would a god have health issues?
#52 to #50 - exclamation
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User avatar #24 to #4 - brenton
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In one of the more recent episodes, Anne ran his bloodwork and his health was immaculate. His blood pressure was normal, his triglycerides were the lowest she had ever seen, his bad cholesterol was below normal and his good cholesterol was astoundingly high. Your argument is invalid.
#22 to #4 - dodgeorramit
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And this would be his response
And this would be his response
User avatar #27 to #22 - nicolbolas
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ok
#5 to #4 - paranoidzoid [OP]
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and i think he wouldn't have it any other way
#12 - heafi
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User avatar #47 to #12 - snakefire
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#23 - fordun
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I had a good breakfast the other day. Took some ground beef and started frying it. Then added bacon. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon. Finished it off with 3 eggs. All in a burrito. With black tea. No milk, sugar, lemon, or creme. Just straight up. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon.

It was a very manly breakfast. After that i made sure to chain smoke and drink black coffee. Then i flirted with my secretary. Also i hired a secretary based on how tight her ass was. Then i chopped firewood, fixed my car, enlisted in the army. Killed like 30 Nazi's. They were like 90 but i don't give a ****. Then i took a wife, by force naturally. Although i didn't have to as she submitted to my manly will. Then i shaved. And promptly grew it back five seconds later.
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#37 to #23 - ironsoul
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Tea is nothing but hot leaf juice you pansy.
#39 to #37 - fordun
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Tell that to the British soldiers in World War 1 who used a water cooled machine gun to heat up water for tea. Call them pansy's.
#40 to #39 - ironsoul
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Americans used artillery to cook bacon.
Americans used artillery to cook bacon.
#68 to #40 - navywannabe
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This guy loves tea...and he killed people.
#60 to #40 - paranoidzoid [OP]
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i can't remember which but either the brits or amer fled fighter jet just for the purpose of ice cream
#55 to #37 - danielesq
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#26 - brenton
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Enlarge for maximum glory.
User avatar #81 to #26 - elmarcocfc
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Look at that chest-stache.
User avatar #90 to #81 - brenton
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Fun fact: chestiest must be an actual word, because the little red squigglies didn't flag it. Like they did with squigglies.
User avatar #91 to #90 - elmarcocfc
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Hehe c:
User avatar #88 to #81 - brenton
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It's the chestiest of all chest-staches.
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#17 - yuvesh
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if any one wants the full version
#41 - mistafishy
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Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
#18 - bodasion
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Lost it at the bit about skim milk.