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the infinate wisdom of Ron Swanson

The best quotes by Ron Swanson
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#1 - ghouleyed (05/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Cats ain't useless.   
   
They are great drivers.
Cats ain't useless.

They are great drivers.
#6 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
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#21 - sweetpayback (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #4 - nicolbolas (05/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
on the rare occasion I enjoy a salad. I mean like once every 6-12 months but it is enjoyable and other than that his diet seems really unhealthy. He will probably die in the next 5 year because his blood will be replaced with egg yolk and bacon grease.
#5 to #4 - paranoidzoid (05/28/2013) [-]
and i think he wouldn't have it any other way
#12 - heafi (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - fordun (05/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I had a good breakfast the other day. Took some ground beef and started frying it. Then added bacon. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon. Finished it off with 3 eggs. All in a burrito. With black tea. No milk, sugar, lemon, or creme. Just straight up. Because you know your beef is good when its fried in ******* bacon.

It was a very manly breakfast. After that i made sure to chain smoke and drink black coffee. Then i flirted with my secretary. Also i hired a secretary based on how tight her ass was. Then i chopped firewood, fixed my car, enlisted in the army. Killed like 30 Nazi's. They were like 90 but i don't give a **** . Then i took a wife, by force naturally. Although i didn't have to as she submitted to my manly will. Then i shaved. And promptly grew it back five seconds later.
#26 - brenton (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Enlarge for maximum glory.
#17 - yuvesh (05/29/2013) [-]
if any one wants the full version
#41 - mistafishy (05/29/2013) [-]
Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
Allow the manliest of American likes to flow straight to the heart. 'Er, I mean, arteries.
#18 - bodasion (05/29/2013) [-]
Lost it at the bit about skim milk.
#44 - soggytomatoe (05/29/2013) [-]
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#15 - hallvor (05/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Is this a tv show or a movie?
User avatar #16 to #15 - tepidteal (05/29/2013) [-]
TV show: Parks and Recreation.
#46 - superanonymouspers (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would this be ron's greatest challenge?
User avatar #53 - duvallwhitey (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Come to think of it, Cats are pretty useless.
User avatar #72 to #53 - slugnugget (05/29/2013) [-]
so is your grandmother. but they are family.
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#30 - trolololer Comment deleted by paranoidzoid [+] (9 replies)
#78 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As a proud Swanson, I live my life by his pyramid
User avatar #58 - JMF (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What show is this?
#57 - mkaymkay (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What is this from?
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User avatar #56 to #43 - navywannabe (05/29/2013) [-]
He does what he wants...as stated in his permit.
#7 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else tired of this format being used? This faux documentary is seriously every single ******* show and the humor is exactly the same, 1 or 2 normal employees with a almost cartoon like boss saying silly things in a serious manner.
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