When T was 16 T shared all my
highschool classes with this ene
gerber, whe was constantly berating
me en my weight and leeks. That
shit T cerld deal with, but ene
day he teek it far. It was at
lunch and T was playing seme kind
of card game er seme shit and
eating chips with my friends.
Then this mather fucking gerber
camee up and started watching us
with his deuche friends. The kind
that wear" sunglasses inside and
stained wife heaters, the whale package.
They were having seme weird hunting
nerd party T guess. They leeked at
us like a lien leeks at a zebra.
All of us at that paint were extremely
creeped eut and decide mave, and
that' s when they pounced. They steed infront
of us and blacked eur escape exit. Then they
fucking spit en us. I' m net kidding;
abaut five hulking steroid assholes started
spitting their cum filled salvia at us.
We freaked the fuck eut of course, and they
just held us dawn. and the gerber that was
mentioned earlier, spit in my meath. T cerld
practically taste all of the ceck that bitch
had sucked at feelball practice. Be that was
the final straw. New I' m a 5' 2 girl
whe was pudgy and cerld' run a mile.
T had shet at beating him physically.
Se T waited, until the last
quarter" of the schewl year. New this gerber
was actually extremely smart.
All As, passible valedictorian, and
future condescending ass.
But his grades meant the werld him. Dne
day in the computer lab his buddy ferget his
username password er samething, Beeber
yelled his eut his friend. T write
that shit dawn and waited. Dur schewl did
this end of the year" final type of thing.
Each class issued an essay due that weild
be werth percent of year quarter" grade.
They were all due the same day prepare
us fer real life deadlines er seme crap.
The day it was due was used fer printing.
Yeu' d finish the essay then print it eut
and hand it in. That weild be repeated with
each class untill schewl was eut.
Se early en in first peroid, T delete
Beeber' s first peroid essay, and watched the
madness unfelt. He freaked the fuck eut. He
almost jumped his friends screaming at them
because they were the anly peeple whe knew
his passwords and shit, then
he basically begged the first peroid teacher
fer an extension, and was given the rest of
the day finish it. T watched as he double
checked make sure his ether essays were
Then he went all of his teld them all
what happened and asked them all if he cerld
jsut print everything eut seventh peroid and
give it them then he weild have
the mest amount of time passible werk
en his first essay. They all agreed. Se then
while he feverishly werked en the first essay,
T deleted all the ethers, knawing he weild be
preoccupied check them all again. During
seventh peroid he finally finished the first
deleted essay and printed it eut triumphantly.
Then he went print eut the ethers. The
heart breaking yell he made will ferever be
in my memery when he faund them all gene.
He cried that day. He teachers gave him an
extention and he finished with a D fer the
quarter. He was net valedictorian and get
en grade suspension fer feelball the