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War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you

Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you can all have a ******* good laugh. 7 more left. Night

story 4. Lets do this but first as always
GROUND RULES YAY. Now many people are
saying that these stories are fake. Thats
fine. However The ones whom trust me and
believe in this story then here is the
information you want. 10 Points.
Point 1: What happened to hesso.. She was
suspended then later expelled.
Point 2: Why didn' t I press charges?. Simple
I was by myself boarding in the states at
the time and I was in no position, at the
time to go to court. Pm from (ENGLAND) At
the time I was really homesick and just
tried to deal with teamleader and the other
feminazis.
Point 3: Will Carlos and I make a comic or
do a livestream?. Maybe Carlos is on my
sofa high as **** so later I' ll ask him.
Point 4: Why wasn' t Teamleader expelled?.
Her mom or mum was a powerful person
that could be the reason however, just read
and find out.
Point 5: Who stabbed me o.. Her name was
Molly and Yes she was expelled on the
spot.
Point w. Why did the teacher save me etc?
He' s also the dorm Master so basically he
leaves ******* late at night plus if you guys
had a mental image of the dorms and the
school you would understand how it
happend etc.
Point 7: Carlos.
Point 8: Did the rape charges get dropped o..
Yes. And why am I not going mental about
it. I had this summer to deal with it and It
kinda faded away on its own. Guys no joke
it' s always better to try and sort this ****
out with the school then the law. Because
at the end of the day the law can cause way
more damage than less.
Point 9: Is there a war. Yes there is. A huge
one and honestly. Thats when people start
getting sent home from boarding, Expelled
and (Juvenile prison)
Point 10: Will Carlos and I show our faces at
on with the story. So this is going to be
a giant ******* story so please go take a
**** , piss or whatever because ***** about
to fly. Plus Pm not even kidding guys thanks
for all the comments.
I will tell you what Carlos and I will be doing
after This summer as well. But later.
So it was late November and our football
team was trying to get a spot in the
playoffs. Now when it comes to football
Carlos is a king at pocket QB. He also takes
all of this **** seriously like hes a new
person when we play football. Back In
england he hated soccer so seeing him
enjoying sport was a rare and wonderful
thing. It was 13 to us and 18 to them with
No time left on the clock. It was tth down
and we went for it. Carlos threw a huge 57
yard ball but our dropped the ball. This
resulted in our loss. I don' t think I' seen
so many " year olds to 18 year olds cry.
Including Carlos and I. If you’ re off chinese
ethnicity you don' t get many chances to
play Quarterback thats just how it is.... so
to him it was a big deal..
But anyway we can talk about football
stories another time.
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#11 - arena (08/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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As users we need to make sure this site stays Funny. So I will post all the past events I have with Carlos until my fingers bleed.
#62 - cerig (08/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Seriously, someone needs to contact admin to hook this guy up with an animator or something. This **** is pure gold.
#3 - slowshade (08/27/2014) [-]
"He's not black he has a skin condition"


******* Carlos man
#33 - victhree (08/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
This should be made into an anime. It's got everything:

-Average, awkward main character.
-Comedic ethnic sidekick.
-School setting.
-Girls with weird hair colour.
-Transfer students.
-Epic fights against evil.

I dare you tell me you wouldn't watch the **** out of it.
#23 - topfeg (08/27/2014) [-]
"Because I'm Chinese and He will force me to make him Nike shoes." ******* lost it there
#5 - legoslayer (08/27/2014) [-]
Carlos, you magnificent bastard.
Carlos, you magnificent bastard.
#4 - brisineo (08/27/2014) [-]
You don't mess with Carlos.
You don't mess with Carlos.
User avatar #7 - shieeetposter ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
******* CARLOS

GOD I WANT TO ******* TOUCH YOU SO HARD
#44 - SirSchmoopy (08/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Man, I haven't been this hyped about the next part of a story since those "Beta Cringe God" stories and of course, the legendary "Fats McGee and his Retard Three". You will go down in history, good sir!
User avatar #9 - hellbomber (08/27/2014) [-]
These posts are quickly becoming my favorite thing in years on this site.
#19 - vicecomx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The relationship you and Carlos have is like the relationship between Michael and Trevor. You keep trying to stick to the plan and he puts something of his own inside.
#36 - GuessWhatChickenBu (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
lariats = Carlos lassoed that whale like a rodeo cowboy
#24 - meatyclaws (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OP I thought this was gonna be another normal day here at FJ...
I swear if this story ends with "walk the dinosaur" i'll gonginsane
#98 - luckyxiii (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sorry as soon as I read that part I had to make this immediately, it was pure gold.
#38 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
"He's not black, he has a skin condition"   
   
God damnit, everyone needs a Carlos.
"He's not black, he has a skin condition"

God damnit, everyone needs a Carlos.
#49 - akho (08/27/2014) [-]
mfw
#27 - aizeinstein (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I haven't been this excited about a story since playing Mass Effect trilogy. Waiting for the next one!
I haven't been this excited about a story since playing Mass Effect trilogy. Waiting for the next one!
User avatar #15 - phenact (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Carlos: I refuse to work with tunde"
He then saved him from femaleader

what the **** are carlos' motives man?
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