Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because Carlos brad feminazi feminists 4Chan
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Swimming day.

Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because

If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later

I will not be releasing the next story tonight.
Because I really want to sleep, its like ******* 00: 31.
Plus I have to drive Josh home. The mother ******
refuses to leave unless I take him to a place " THIS
IS IN THE UK:) called shrektastic in Barnet. So Here
is a little story to get you guys threw the night. So
this is the story of how Josh got us banned from the
school pool for a year.
So its november and the school pool was heated.
Myself and Carlos decided to take a swim seeing as it
was a saturday and a perk of being a boarder ment,
**** we basically have the school to ourselves.
We can use the field and everything except the main
school building and other class rooms. Or we would
have trashed femalealert holy **** hole long ago.
Me: Yo lets go swimming.
Carlos: No.
Me: Why?
Carlos: Sharks.
Me: Omg not this **** again, youve " you piece of
**** you know there aren' t sharks in a pool.
Carlos: Youve right.
Me: so.... Let go swimming.
Carlos: I can' t.
Me: WHY"
Carlos: Because hammerhead sharks.
After 20 minutes ish, he finally said yes. Plus I only
remember this because of the stupid conversation.
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User avatar #4 - nicetrydingleberry (08/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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You and Carlos need a yotube channel or some **** .
Seriously .
#3 - grimagination ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
carlos's tunde 						****					 always 						*******					 gets me
carlos's tunde **** always ******* gets me
#9 - awyissss (08/28/2014) [-]
"No sharks, hammerhead sharks, dolphins, Mr. Fantastic or Tom Brady will be in the pool."
"I've got a better idea. Let's go swimming"

God ******* Damnit Carlos
#2 - Berzerkerwar (08/28/2014) [-]
God these are good

I have a huge boner every time on of these is posted.
#68 - spokengro (08/28/2014) [-]
Aaa Carlos. Never fails to amaze me.
#17 - theyseemeskatin (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Carlos is love, Carlor is life.
#71 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Your such a sexist prick go die in a fire
#74 to #71 - axxein ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
#10 - sadian (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Do you live near Barnet? You guys actually aren't too far from me
#73 - Sabor (08/28/2014) [-]
>"ITS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"   
   
Completely expected it. Still lost it.
>"ITS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"

Completely expected it. Still lost it.
User avatar #66 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've been skipping over these. Are they worth reading?
User avatar #81 to #66 - teranin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Your ******* name
Your ******* bad decision regarding cool stories
what the ****
#28 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I dont want to tell you about your own life, but carlos and you just need to have sex, and get it out of the way. im sick of reading about the sexual tension between the two of you. Good story though best fap of my life.
User avatar #40 to #28 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i gotta admit that would be pretty hot but no just no
#13 - punishlife (08/28/2014) [-]
"It's because he's black"   
 god damn i lost it. Much love to Carlos
"It's because he's black"
god damn i lost it. Much love to Carlos
#12 - norkas (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Carlos is ******* crazy, but in an absolutely awesome way.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyAwesome

<carlos' fw
#6 - kristofe (08/28/2014) [-]
it is 2:30 in the morning here and i was staying up just a little longer expecting another story about feminazi's and i got this. It is still a good story but it is like a filler in an anime.
#38 - nighthawxx (08/28/2014) [-]
I was waiting for more on the story, but this is still great   
mfw the time between your posts
I was waiting for more on the story, but this is still great
mfw the time between your posts
#7 - YeYouKnoMe (08/28/2014) [-]
******* hell, vomit lmao, this reminds me of a good story with my brother and 3 girls, we were on that one pirate ship ride where it swings back and forth (image for reference) my brother gets nauseous he's a pussy when it comes to rides I guess, anyway we're in the middle and these girls are on the other side facing us, my brother pukes all over the place and some of it slides by them(rides rocking back and forth gets on feet) so one of the girls you can tell is grossed out and hurls all over her friend and it starts a chain reaction of puke everywhere, puddles of it they have stop the ride for a few hours to clean it and it was a pain in the ass just to get off of the ride without slipping.
#5 - skorpius (08/28/2014) [-]
Tunde
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