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Feminazi story part 2 plus the war start. So yeah Ok so thumb and shizzle and will get the next story going. Oh wow I hardly remember writing this shit lol. Now

So yeah

Feminazi story part 2 plus the war start. So yeah Ok so thumb and shizzle and will get the next story going. Oh wow I hardly remember writing this shit lol. Now

Ok so thumb and shizzle and will get the next story going

Oh wow I hardly remember writing this shit lol. Now that Pm sober I can give more detail on the mental shit that happened. As high school went on. But before i forget, thanks guys for the thumbs go funnyjunk
family weoo... Oh and this is only the second part I haven' t even told you guys about the next story (Feminazi school vs Our school). Oh and for those who don' t Believe me COOL. The guys who somehow found
out what highschool this happened in LOL hi.
The fema anny had knocked me down and started to Beat me with baseball Bats and other shit..... they also poured more blood on me while screaming in a bunche voice ("MEN ARE Hes").
I get the fuck up and axe kick the first thing I see. We done taekwondo for years.
As I axe kicked (Will call her hate, this one needs a name) Kate trying to break her fucking face. I feel a sharp pain in my left leg which was grounded.
WAS
FUCKING
KNIFE
PIG!
Megabitch 1 stabbed me.... WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? ..... .. But at this point I was down again, if you' re Being attacked By " to " hormonal motherfuckers and you’ Been stabbed you' re going to lose
simple. Anyway who comes and saves me... My male teacher (Mr spencer) who literally drives his car onto the sidewalk. The horn was pretty loud so I assume thats what scared these mother fuckers off. The
feminazis anny Basically dispersed however megabitch 2) crazy blood pouring bitch throws a fucking lamb heart at me.....
Megabitch 2: WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU PIG!
Kate was also on the floor at this point because yeah.... axe kick. so my teacher comes over and calls an ambulance, we go to the hospital. After a 5 hour stitching process I found that the knife only grazed
me. I spoke to Kate for a long time too and found that she honestly didn' t even take part she was trying to break the (Beating of Bradley thats what they called it) up. Anyway the point is she gave me some
information and me Being the nice guy which I hate offered to take her out to the movies in the weekend.( Kate has Brown eyes black shoulder length hair and shes fucking feet which Whatever)..... soon after
we started dating But that comes in the next story.
so I take a day " and contact my parents over the seas, who are going ape shit may i add. After the 2 hour phone call gotta love Verizon, I contacted everyone I knew and attempted to explain to them that I
wasn' t a rapist But one week in and yes I was branded to Be. No joke like 32 out of so so people Believed me... the power of american chicks man. Plus like the people who Believed me where my teammates on
the football team (I play as a PK, CB).
so after that day of jacking " and watching torrented shit on my laptop I started to devise a plan. The next day I went into school and Basically Bull rushed at full speed through the hallways till I found Jess. I
was Bruised and Battered from the Beating still But whatever.
Me: Jess what the fuck have you done, do you realise the extent of this Bullshit lie.
Jess: OH MY GOD YOU’ RE FACE.
Me: Yeah thats because of the lie you told.
She looks at me then the ground.
Me: Jess Go and fucking tell them the tru-
TO Be fair I was pushing her slightly into the locker so she couldn' t make one of those mad dashes to escape. Oh so At this point Pm outside the science room or lab, the point is while I was talking to her I Just
see in the comer of my eye poor Carlos (BM Carlos is my roommate and he' s from spain, so we are still good friends and attempting to go to the same college).
Carlos: BRAD
I look at Carlos But I can' t hear him, hallway morning rush hour.
Me: (I signal that I can' t hear him)
He starts running towards me. Its to late. The giga rex is Behind me. Its the leader. Its the feminazi leader. (Will call her Teamleader)
NOTE ON TEAMLEADER: Teamleader is a shoit fat bitch with dyed Blue hair, black clothing so like serious emo clothing and the spawn of Charity Binx with some serious acne issues.
I have no where to run. I lost all control on the situation with Jess. I could feel the aura and presence of this mighty Beast.
Teamleader: What ARE YOU DOING PIG
Me: LOOK I don' t kno-
Jess: OH MY GOD HES HURTING ME HELP'. HELP'.
Jess you dumb bitch. Jess you mother fucking slag, I said to myself. Jess had grabbed me and pulled me into the locker even more. Making it look like I was haiting her or something.
Teamleader: OH MY GOD HES TRYING TO ABUSE AND FORCE HIMSELF ON HER
Yes... she said that...
By this point the anny had shown up.
GRAB HIM STOP HIM
PIG PIG
At this point the whole anny went for me. I was cornered. so I did what everyone in my position would do, act like a man and .
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#6 - whimwhamwaffle
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Damn it carlos! Golden story so far thumb for you, good sir!
User avatar #247 to #6 - norkas
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Heh, I actually picture Carlos in the story as Carlos.
#218 to #6 - oocarlos
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i did nothing wrong
#238 to #218 - fistmyass
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So did hitler. Look what happened to him.
#13 - ubercookieboy
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What it feels like reading content without enlarging.
#14 to #13 - ubercookieboy
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What it feels like reading content with enlarging
User avatar #67 to #14 - ryuggu
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Exactly my problem.
#131 to #67 - anon id: e14d2103
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Enlarge + Control-Scroll?
User avatar #138 to #131 - ryuggu
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go+****+yourself
User avatar #188 to #131 - baaltomekk
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I hate you.
Why didn't I think of that. Was scrolling left and right the whole time
#4 - enamis
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Awesome.
But can you please make the columns a bit thinner/more vertical, its hard to read
User avatar #5 to #4 - arena [OP]
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Yeah I'm new to this **** so just let me figure it all out...
User avatar #61 to #5 - rokkarokkaali
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If you make the width less pixels than what a computer's width is it should work.
User avatar #17 - ishallsmiteyou
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Not sure if this is real or not, but I'll share one of my two feminist experiences.

>Go to inner city school in London, ON
>place is full of feminists of the "eye rape" tier
>All of them man-hating dykes (seriously, nearly every one is a lesbian)
>Anyways, walking down tech hall
>Moving pretty quickly to get to next class
>one of the eye-rape victims walks into the hall and I accidentally walk into her, knocking her over
>"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE"
>**** just got real
>turn around at the sound of screaming and duck a swing from a chick with a crowbar
>go tactical on her before the rest of them show up, slide under her legs while knocking her over
>RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUN!
>run non stop for 3 solid minutes at Usain Bolt speed to the unlucky soneofabitch cop who was stationed outside
>they beat me to him and I'm placed in cuffs
>politely tell the principal to "check the ******* cameras"
>crowbar girl has to pay for damaging school property, rape girl is either expelled or suspended (last week of school), and the rest of the feminazis that tried to chase me are facing charges for disturbing the peace

'Twas a good day.
#26 to #17 - arena [OP]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - ishallsmiteyou
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Southern Canada's lousy with those assholes.
User avatar #243 to #27 - lightninghorse
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I've never encountered this type of woman, I'm about as south Canada as you can get
User avatar #34 to #27 - icedmantwo
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It's really just Toronto and south of there, and a bit in Ottawa
User avatar #35 to #34 - ishallsmiteyou
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When I said that I meant where I live, this piece of **** city 3 hours south of Toronto.
User avatar #148 to #35 - icedmantwo
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Ouch I feel bad for you, East ON reportin in
#222 to #17 - anon id: 3b0fd520
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Feminazi's are faster than Usain Bolt now
User avatar #240 to #222 - ishallsmiteyou
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Word travels quickly when girls yell "RAAAAAAAAAAPE".
User avatar #237 to #17 - CupcakeMaster
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>politely
>"check the ******* cameras"

Sounded like a really good day.
#251 to #17 - anon id: 3a82f9b2
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Thumbed cause I live in London On. And it is a femenist ********
User avatar #29 to #17 - baconfattie
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Does this **** REALLY happen in the Americas? like..for real..??? (Europeanfag here)
#55 to #29 - themongoose
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Southern California here. Cannot confirm. The worst that I've had was when I was about 18 and I held the door to the mall open for a couple women. As they passed one said "As if we can't open a door ourselves" and the other one agreed with that "i know, he must be an idiot" tone of voice.    
   
I didn't open it because they were women, I opened it because I thought they were human beings and they were behind me.
Southern California here. Cannot confirm. The worst that I've had was when I was about 18 and I held the door to the mall open for a couple women. As they passed one said "As if we can't open a door ourselves" and the other one agreed with that "i know, he must be an idiot" tone of voice.

I didn't open it because they were women, I opened it because I thought they were human beings and they were behind me.
User avatar #254 to #55 - ugottanked
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I havent seen anything like that in SoCal
User avatar #133 to #55 - quasimodem
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I don't think there's much feminist ******* here in SoCal, well at least not in my neck of the woods( i live in the Southbay area), whenever i go anywhere i be polite to anyone, hold the door and everything to the womin and never have i heard a negative remark

Who knows maybe its I'm living in the feminist capital of the world but since I'm just too great a man I've never experienced it
lol
User avatar #78 to #29 - towd
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Dunno but according to the guy above it happens in London
#253 to #78 - anon id: 1cabf92e
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London, Ontario. Canada.
User avatar #31 to #29 - ishallsmiteyou
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Rarely, but it does, especially when you get into places like SW Ontario and northern Michigan.
#74 to #31 - JustintheWaysian
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Define 'northern Michigan'. I live in mid-Michigan on the lower peninsula, and you are describing SW Ontario/northern Michigan. Do you mean, the northern part of the thumb that connects to Canada, or the upper peninsula? I wanna visit the U.P. sometime soon but hell if there are feminazis up there then I'll just stay under the bridge
User avatar #198 to #74 - ishallsmiteyou
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Upper peninsula and the border.
#157 to #74 - anon id: f647a344
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I live in south Oshawa so, but never had a problem with them.
User avatar #268 to #29 - cmilanes
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Southern VA here. Haven't seen any of that ****. On a side note, I do know a real women's rights activist back home in Puerto Rico, but she's really cool and would never do any of the afor-mentioned ****
#158 to #29 - anon id: 96015a57
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No.
User avatar #64 to #29 - rokkarokkaali
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Not in south and central america because everyone's already being oppressed there's less people and beating someone to **** in self defense probably won't get you arrested.
#124 to #17 - sirmaril
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I only have one story like that.   
   
> Be 18, take a preliminary engineer course   
> Sitting in the hallway minding my own business.   
> Lift eyes up from computer screen, bit tired from watching funnyjunk.   
>Make eye contact with the only feminazy in our school.   
>Oh, ****.jay peg   
>Start going ******* about eye-rape and what not.   
>Things getting physical, one of my buddies help me since I haven’t time to get up or do something.   
>One of the teachers comes around, asks what happened.   
>”He tried to assault me!” Or something like that.   
>Teacher starts tearing up and laughing, so am I and my friend.   
>She’s confused, doesn’t understand any of this, she’s clearly oppressed.   
>Little did she know I am such a big faggot that even Phanact is jealous of my homo power.   
   
MRW She’s gotetting a warning for falsely accusing others, and I'm just sitting there.
I only have one story like that.

> Be 18, take a preliminary engineer course
> Sitting in the hallway minding my own business.
> Lift eyes up from computer screen, bit tired from watching funnyjunk.
>Make eye contact with the only feminazy in our school.
>Oh, ****.jay peg
>Start going ******* about eye-rape and what not.
>Things getting physical, one of my buddies help me since I haven’t time to get up or do something.
>One of the teachers comes around, asks what happened.
>”He tried to assault me!” Or something like that.
>Teacher starts tearing up and laughing, so am I and my friend.
>She’s confused, doesn’t understand any of this, she’s clearly oppressed.
>Little did she know I am such a big faggot that even Phanact is jealous of my homo power.

MRW She’s gotetting a warning for falsely accusing others, and I'm just sitting there.
#19 - akho
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mfw
#56 to #19 - themongoose
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This is indeed a cool story.
This is indeed a cool story.
User avatar #236 to #56 - niggymon
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And fj did overjoy
User avatar #60 to #19 - ninjaroo
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For once, that picture isn't being sarcastic.
#63 to #19 - qwertywtf
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First time I've seen this used unironically.
#38 - wolfdogone
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My favorite part
User avatar #41 to #38 - arena [OP]
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Keep in mind this **** is all true. I will be posting a photo of carlos soon.
User avatar #210 to #41 - coolranchderpitos
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How did Carlos get a recording of your breakup?
#143 to #38 - sirowlington
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Everyone be like
Everyone be like
#58 - keybladewarrior
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All I can think of through these stories.
All I can think of through these stories.
#50 - arena [OP]
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User avatar #77 to #59 - slenderhead
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Have you ever heard a person with a British accent say banana? And what did he say about asking questions?
User avatar #86 to #77 - moistnuggests
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Whelp, somehow I thought he meant this comment...somehow I didn't notice there was a link there

and no I have not heard someone with a British accent say banana
User avatar #110 to #86 - golemcreator
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
watch this and u will have seen a brtitsh man say banana
User avatar #90 to #86 - slenderhead
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When my old British friend said banana it kinda went like "bonona". At the time it was funny.
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User avatar #130 to #50 - Kainim
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they kick the **** out of you with WEAPONS
STAB you
assault you some more, and they pretty much get away with it? how the flying ****
User avatar #139 to #50 - PlagueDoctor
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Okay, here's my question buddy: how did he record it?

excuse me if its already been asked
User avatar #152 to #139 - arena [OP]
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Carlos pays for the phone sex thing so he enjoys recording that ****
User avatar #164 to #152 - checkemtrain
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Why didn't you ask carlos to record you asking her to quit that ********?You could have gotten her to admit it was ******** on video camera?
User avatar #179 to #50 - shabadaka
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That jacket looks so familiar
User avatar #190 to #50 - rawryrawr
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man you couldof told the police
#107 to #50 - shatt
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i want to brutally murder all those ******* whores
#219 to #50 - newold
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reasons i love your story   
1 football bro nuf said    
2 calling cunts slags  i haven't heard anyone call a cunt a slag out side BC but i dont travel much    
3 keep you head    
4 every team has a guy like carlos he's a ****** sometimes but hes you ******    
that is all
reasons i love your story
1 football bro nuf said
2 calling cunts slags i haven't heard anyone call a cunt a slag out side BC but i dont travel much
3 keep you head
4 every team has a guy like carlos he's a ****** sometimes but hes you ******
that is all
#53 to #50 - nemecyst
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For a UK bloke you're American as hell, and I can respect that.
For a UK bloke you're American as hell, and I can respect that.
User avatar #194 to #53 - snowshark
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He's Greek but has a UK accent. (If I remember the first part properly.)

Also, as a UK bloke I resent that but am too socially castrated to make anything of it so... yeah.
User avatar #1 - arena [OP]
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User avatar #11 - rogglando
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You better sitt down and start typing OP.
#104 to #11 - anon id: cf183325
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He's just copy pasting it from a recent thread on /b/ with a few minor changes.