A short story about CARLOS
so where at the war already haha. OK before we start due to high as fuck demands Pm going to tell you a story about fucking Carlos. But first who is Carlos . Carlos Is my
buddy who shared a room with me while dorming in the states. He is also my Best friend. I' known the guy since we were little I' fuck bro re Ily otie, But thats not the
point the point is he came with me on exchange however to Be fair to you all, I called Carlos over today and he wants me to put in his real name.... ch honestly ifl do
then That allows me to tell you guys about the time when the teamleader and her compilat tryed to Bum down the school. Which I w I will put a
picture of Carlos and me later. But first his real name is (Josh), However Carlos stuck to him after he ate T supreme tacos at taco bell. Btw hes fucked in the head. Don' t
ask. On to the story
so it had been 5 weeks after the events of Femanazi story 2. It was thu, Nov 20th, 2013. I only remember the day because this sparked the day of the great war.
Teamleader and her two drones were giving out a speech about how thanksgiving was Just another day for men to oppress women By forcing them into kitchen to make a
fucking turkey. so Pm walking in the hallway with Carlos and where walking past teamleader.
Carlos: YO teamleader
Teamleader: What Pig
Carlos walks up to her. He dead stares her in the eyes.
Carlos: Why you fat?
As you can guess she went crazy. However for the last couple weeks Carlos had been messing with the Feminazis. Me on the other hand ..... I was Just Being a guy
enjoying my new relationship with kate. But god I wish I stoped Carlos fucking Jackass. so it was the end of the day and practice was on. The day was normal until after
practice when Carlos and I headed back to the dorm. It was pretty dark and without any warning a rock nies straight into the back of my head. I was shocked and
somehow tabooed (if you know what that means) into the ground.
Me: Wtf was that
Carlos: what' s up need a shit
He said that.
Me: No dude something Just hit me
After a couple of minutes of looking I found the rock, covered with a elastic band and paper attached to it. Now lets Be honest, You all can guess what it said right.
Yeah... Pigs..... so The next day I reported it to the principal who said he would look into... fucking ass doesn' t do shit obviously. so its launch and Pm walking in the
hallway towards kates locker when
Teamleader appears like a zubat. Shes running with her fat ass towards kate. Feminazis and femanazi 2 are holding buckets.....
The mother fuckers poored blood all over kate while Teamleader shouted
Teamleader: THATS WHAT YOU GET TRATOR TRYING TO BECOME LIKE THOSE VILE PIGS AND ATTEMPT TO OUR EQUALITY! IF YOU WANT TO BE A PIG THEN
femanazi 2 went to throw a lamb heart But I stopped her, grabbing it. That shit stinks Btw Pm not even joking shits hard as rock too. Afterr got a hold of the heart the
mother fuckers did what they always do next.
Femanazi 2: OW OWWY stop hurting me Owowow OW hes trying to hurt me OWOW
MM Pm not even touching her anymore.
Anyway they ran straight for their club room which is on the other side of the campus with the rest of their cult
Me: SLAGS COME BACK HERE
Warning Carlos moment coming up here). I didn' t chase them because Kate was in tears and the laughing stock of the school, now keep in mind we' re not fucking 12
year olds were " at this point. Without realising it I dropped the heart to comfort kate while her friend got her a towel and Ebbie tried to get people to stop recording.
Gard's picked up the heart and (Quarterback threw it) at feminazi 2. I swear to god guys the thing fucking exploded after hitting her in the thigh..
Carlos: Thats how we do it in china.
Ebbie: Oh my god dude you Just threw a heart
Carlos: A small must Be made to achieve the perfect throw.
Carlos man fucking carlos.
At this point " had enough. IF the school wasn' t going to do anything then I fucking would. This shit was Just going to far. First me, with the bull shit accusation then
this? my girlfriend. No Enough.
so after that day It was war. But little did we know that For the next two months it would Be hell.
The next A days Kate wouldn' t come to school and I was still pissed of. I knew I coulden’ t Just go guns blazing and fucking Beat the shit outta teamleader because Ifl did
she would Just call rape or (“TRIGGER”) or some shit. so after school on that day we followed her. Me Carlos, Ebbie and Richy.