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#3 - snowshark
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(04/27/2013) [-]
>be navy seal
>wait... wut?
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker
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(04/27/2013) [-]
>be navy seal
>die instantly by being tomahawked in the foot
>respawn
>stabbed in leg
>12 year old sleeps with my mum and I'm a faggot
User avatar #6 - knitey
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Be a navy seal sniper
>Shoot man in stomach
>survives
>Run away to avoid death
>Get stabbed in the foot
>Die and respawn
>"Hostile lightning strike in your AO", dead
>Toy car explodes in my face, dead
>unbreakable shields bashing be to death
>12 year olds having sex with my mom

User avatar #5 - maxismahname
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't read the title before reading the text. needless to say I was confused for a couple minutes
User avatar #15 - Yojimbo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
A Navy Seal covered in heavy gear/ equipment still will sink
User avatar #16 to #15 - mazzyrazzy [OP]
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Not only is a navy seal trained to swim with dozens of pounds of equipment, they are also trained to hold their breath for at least 5 minutes.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ilovehitler
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(04/28/2013) [-]
holy **** that's badass
User avatar #30 to #17 - warlike
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(04/28/2013) [-]
They are trained to do that with their hands and feet bound. It's a training technique they master called "Drown Proofing".
User avatar #18 to #17 - mazzyrazzy [OP]
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. Seals have to go through a lot of tough training, as you can imagine.
User avatar #13 - trojandetected
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You just dont get this game do you?
ITS NOT HARD TO PLAY BATTLESHIPS

ok fine lets try agian my turn.

>B 6

Your turn

>Be a navy seal
>Die when you touch water
#4 - akatsukipain
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(04/27/2013) [-]
>be 20
>playing " MOB OF THE DEAD"
>training hoard of zombies
>raping hard at round 85
>out of ammo
>cant find box
>found all the easter eggs
>whiskey bottles skulls n spork
>build plane
>fly it and crash into golden gate bridge
>********.jpg
>find pack a punch
>max ammo
>insta kill
>rape with knife
>go back to prison
>big ass hoard waiting for me
>get a boner from excitement
>death machine.jpg
>round 87
User avatar #7 to #4 - dragonzard
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Sounds nice.
#8 to #4 - anon id: e8661b4e
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Except that never happened.
User avatar #11 to #4 - exclamation
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Have you tried flinging the blue ax? It works wonders.
User avatar #12 to #4 - codyxvasco
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(04/28/2013) [-]
How is Mob of the dead? I'm still adapting to Die Rise.
User avatar #14 to #12 - dragonzard
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(04/28/2013) [-]
It's amazing, I just wish there were more places where you can rape-train the zombies. Other than that, I love MotD.
User avatar #21 to #14 - loomiss
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(04/28/2013) [-]
MOTD really brings back the zombie feel i love it
User avatar #32 to #21 - codyxvasco
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(04/29/2013) [-]
How are the characters?
User avatar #33 to #32 - loomiss
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Amazing, they are actually very comedic.
Especially Sal
He actually makes me lol while playing as him
#34 to #33 - codyxvasco
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(04/29/2013) [-]
BEWARE, WALL OF TEXT
'll try to adapt to Die Rise until I can get Motd (Ps3 problems).
From what I've seen it looks complicated....and that makes me wonder about where Treyarch's zombie team is going with all this. I mean jumping back 99999 years to the original maps we didn't get THAT much with each new map.

Nacht- Zombies and Mystery Box
Verruckt- Power, Perks, Traps and really impressive atmosphere I never got over.
Shi No Numa- Doggies, Wunderwaffe, Flinger, Rich, Demp, Tak, Nic
Der Riese- Teleporters, Pack-a-punch, Bowie Knive
Kino Der Toten- Nova 6 zombies, 30 sec Safe room, thunder gun
Ascension- PhD, Staminup, Landers, Matryoshkas, Gersch Devices
Call of the Dead- 4 New characters (One practically being Merle Dixon) George Romero Boss Zombie, Hidden wunderwaffe, VR 11, Scavenger, Deadshot Daquiri
Shangri La- Shrieker Zombies, Napalm Zombies, Baby Gun, Cart's, Spikes,
Moon- Oxygen, Masks, slow walking spacesuit zombies, Excavators, Wave Gun, Area 51 pre-round, QED's, Lunar Jumpy Pads, Phaser Zombies, Mule Kick, Red Perks.
Tranzit- Bus, Buildables, Shield, turrets, electric traps, Avogadro, Denizens, Fog, teleporting, Galvaknuckles, Money storage, Money sharing, Emps, Double tap 2.0, Tombstone, Jet Gun,
Die Rise- Sliquifier, Trample Steam, Who's Who, Elevators, Keys, New jumpy Crawlers,
Mob of the Dead- Afterlife, Hatchets, Sporks, Traps, and much much more!:D

When are they going to stop? I feel like too much is being introduced with each new map! It's basically like this picture, just without pokemons.
User avatar #35 to #34 - loomiss
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Blundergat and death machine form the box, airplane, crazy ******* boss, electric cherry, gondola its ******* awesome, people always hate on cod but treyarch is also ******* amazing with easter eggs i swear they put soooo much thought into storyline of the easter eggs and hide them it is so awesome
User avatar #36 to #35 - codyxvasco
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'm not hating on them, Zombies is my favorite game in the world.
I just feel like they are making way too many fancy things. You used to have everything carry on to the next map and now there's just so many things and so much stuff I just can't even! I mean it's all really cool and all....but I just feel indifferent.....Eh, I guess I'll like it all once I play some more.
User avatar #19 to #4 - toncheky
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Please be PC master race from Europe.
User avatar #26 - socialoutcast
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/28/2013) [-]
>takes 2 bullets to chest, survives
>takes throwing knife to foot, dies
#29 to #26 - SemiAnon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>2 bullets to chest, continue running with momentum and newfound berserker rage
>throwing knife to foot, fall due to severed Achilles tendon, effectively become casualty
#25 - TehFunnyMan
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Be a baby seal   
>Die when you touch a club
>Be a baby seal
>Die when you touch a club
#20 - animedudej
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Navy seal? more like navy EEL.   
   
wait they can swim? they live in water!? oh **** now i feel dumb
Navy seal? more like navy EEL.

wait they can swim? they live in water!? oh **** now i feel dumb
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