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How to hack Facebook (Note: the following instructions were provided to us by experienced Facebook "hackers" of today's generation):
1. Wait for someone to forget to log out from Facebook.
2. As you are pretending to be that person on Facebook, post something embarrassing. Such as "I think I'm gay"
3. Congratulations! You are now an expert Facebook hacker!



Pic related. MF whenever I see one of my friend's post something like "You've been hacked by (insert name here)! Much loves! LOL <3" on Facebook.

>Accidentally press f12 on Google Chrome.
>Get suspended.
>MFW

>be me in 10th grade
>kid calls school board saying that their security system is weak
>they laugh it off
>kid gets into the school board's system
>creates a new website
>posts teachers accounts and passwords
>also posts kids accounts/passes and grades
>gets caught
>does jailtime
>mfw on my account there was a picture of a horse taking a shit on a girl and my friends might have seen them

Everybody knows you need Google Chrome to hack other computers!

>in computer lab
>trying to log in, but school's domain isnt working
>go under the desk and plug the ethernet cable back in
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M LIKE BILL GATES BUT BETTER AND RICHER

>Be at school library
>Want to use a blocked site
>Use on of those online proxys
>Artard thinks I'm a hacker
>Decide to fuck with him
>Open hackertyper. F11 that shit
>Open cmd prompt
>Start mashing the keyboard on hackertyper, once kid noticed I make it accsess denied
> Open cmd prompt, rapidly type out set, help, and mode
>Back to hackertyper, access granted
>Kids face when
>"DUDE ANON IS A HACKER!"
>I lol.

This is my 400th comment ever. Here is a totally irrelevant pic.

whenever somebody sees me on this site they're like "what is that?" and half of the people who ask me that think its a virus.


btw last year i could go on fj from the school but this year its blocked

This happened the other week in my Art 180 class. (At a community college, just teaching you photoshop and shit.)

>be in class
>completely bored as fuck
>remember that a stupid shit is sitting beside me (kid who curses while trying to open control panel, then he goes online to play shitty flash games)
>open www.hackertype.com
>spam shit on keyboard
>he's asking me "omg dude what are you doing?!?!"
>continue to type shit making it look like I'm hacking
>he's still freaking out a bit
>press alt 5 times and get access granted, make sure it's there long enough for him to see
>close out of IE
>shut laptop and put it up
>poker face initiate while I'm getting my shit as I leave quickly

Epic lols ensued after.
If I can get enough money for a gopro or a small HD camera then I will record this kid. He's fucking hilarious.
He fucks around all class doing jack shit because he doesn't try, then when he gives up he plays flash games and goes onto NFL's website.

Something thought I was hacking because I had the console open (to see damage values) in a counter strike LAN party.

Man, my freaking classmates are the worst.

One time I fixed the teachers computer by opening command prompt, forever after i was called the hacker nerd. So I started to fuck with people. I would open 6 instances of command prompt, make them fill my screen Then i would make them different colors, oh people freaked out. Someone pulled the fire alarm.
The.Fucking.Fire.Alarm

> At college
> Lecturer boast about how good the school security and blocking systems are
> "There is no way you can get onto blocked websites. They're blocked for a reason"
> Everyone figures out that putting "https" at the beginning of every url works.
mfw

Comments are all people complaining about how nobody went through the years of computer education to gain what they view to be "common sense."

Facebook

firefox
>go to someones computer, preferably a n00b
>go to facebook,
>right click anywhere on the page
>view page info
>security tab
>view saved passwords
>????????
>profit?

chrome
> go to settings
>show advance settings
>passwords and forms
>manage saved passwords
>click any
>show
>???????????????
>profit?

>Talking about computer shit with my friend
>Some swagfag hears me mention the word "coding"
>He asks if I'm a hacker
> I actually suck with computers, I only know about that shit because it had been mentioned in my computer class before
>Decide to fuck with him anyway
>Tell him yes
>He flips the fuck out
>Tells the teacher I'm hacking my grades
>I get CSI
>MFW

>Just woke up today
>Dad creating account on some french website
>Think I'd help him
>"I know let me do it"
>alright then
>I leave
>He says: Hey come see this technology, "Choose your favorite question", and I just put the cat's name, and it becomes my secrete question"
>NO dad you need to pick a question to answer, not just put a random answer.
>LEAVE ME ALONE YOU KNOW NOTHING
>"submit"
<mfw there was 10 errors in his application, including "you must choose a question".