I've heard this story a little differently before

>at bus stop with milf
>ask the time
>she ignores me
>repeat my request thrice, still no reply
>ask why she's ignoring me
>she says her husband and daughter are coming to get her
>ask her what that has to do with anything, and repeat my request another time
>she finally says "it's about tree fiddy"
>it was about that time i noticed that this lady was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era