eat dick, nigga

Also, if you check my profile, I have posted OC. Not in large quantities, but I have posted OC. The times I've done it, the content has done well. By your own logic, I am qualified to criticize your content

P.S. Requesting others to create before they judge is like the director of Dragon Balls Evoluuuuution! would say that we only got the right to judge his piece of pure high density shit movie only after we make a movie ourselves.
You should stop and think for a second before you go all koala on people.
As I said before, you posted so you yourself gave us the right to say what ever we felt about your comic so reflect and try to improve if you don't like people leaving such comments.

As much as you want a small monopoly like comment race here I'll simply explain my reasons.
First of all, you will never be able to please everybody cause we are different if you havent check your mirror lately. When putting yourself out, you are giving others the right to judge your ''work'', or did you imagine that people will only give you cute loving comments cause you're Lord Zameckis and we're afraid you might blow a vein or something?
Second, your post was neither visually entertaining nor clever nor in any way something unheard of or interesting. What you did was equal to someone posting a ''Meme'' saying ''Le me go out. Wait what? Oh I had no slippers on LOL :)''

-also, my comment was not even that bad so keep your hemoroids calm and don't be wasting my name on these things-

the butthurt is strong here

if you can't even think a worth to read comeback, then fuck off
go back to your elementary school

Step 1) Read what you just typed
Step 2) Realize "If you can't even think a worth to read comback" makes no sense.
Step 3) go back to elementary school
Step 4) ?????
Step 5) Profit

oh i'm sorry, maybe that's beyond your brain ability

It's because rage comics are now "cancer". Plus, I've noted that people tend to complain about them being "not funny" more often than other top forty posts, although a lot of them are not funny.

valid point about cancer
as for not funny things, like i stated at comment #60
i'm so sorry that this site can't satisfy your own personal humor taste

I'm not even that unamused, really. It's not very funny, but there's unfunnier that gets the front page all the time. It's now considered "cancer" because 9gag "ruined" rage faces. I myself only consider things that are actually harming a website "cancer", not everything I don't like.

In 2011 and throughout half of 2012, these kinds of comics dominated the front page because they were either actually funny or simply relatable experiences. Now, I guess, it's time has passed.

just like i said, sorry for not able to meet your personal humor taste
if you still want to shove your opinion toward me
then show me, what is funny for you, make something funny is optional, since i harbor no ill intention toward you from the start, because i believe it's our first meet

I'm just saying why you had bothered with this in the first place. Rage comics are rather aged by now, but I'm neutral to their use as with other old memes (as long as its correct).

My opinion: I find the customer's dialogue in the third panel mildly humorous. I'll say that.

if it's why,
i just want to know the real reason, why the hate
are they (the names i mentioned up there)
really hating because the content is bad
or simply just because it's rage comic

Butthurt much? All I said was I don't get it.

yes
and if that the case, just carry on
shoo shoo
just pretend you don't see anything here

You need to handle criticism better my friend.

i did if the criticism is really worth the read like sir uwue write at #80

and i don't consider saying no fun, not creative, other whining is criticism
or it's a comment like that looks like criticism for you sir footballmaniac?

Everyone gets bad comments on their OC sometimes. You're the only one I've seen make a big deal about it. Just saying.

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and if you just want to talk not related topic at comment #60
feel free to take your leave

and it's my fault to mention you here
if you really just don't get it

good day

thumb down not gonna cast away your lack of creativity, my dear

wek

unrelated person, please take your leave

What if I don't wanna?

then do what ever you want
just don't meddle with other things

Also, I ran out of room for the cons, so I'll also say this:

Don't use "A wild **** appeared". It's really just dry and it just really hurts the comic in general.

I don't want to seem like a dick but I actually want to provide constructive criticism. I understand if you feel tl;dr today though.

Oh I'll meddle in what I want, and I must say I share a similar opinion to those you have dissed. Generally, I keep the hate to myself, but in this case, you've warranted it. But I'll try to keep my cool about it and not give the generic hate response.

First off, I gotta say that your comic was kind of dry. Needless to say it had a slight impact of humor but nothing that made me fall off my seat. But after being a frequent of r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu for about a year on and off I can't say this comic was that original.

Let's start with the pros of the comic:

You stayed within the four-panel tradition of a rage comic.
Half-decent punchline. Unoriginal, but decent.
Faces are appropriately used.

Now those are just the things I liked about the comic. Here's what I really didn't care for, or colloquially the cons of the comic:

Used the "perfectly drawn" line on the cashier, makes it seem really distasteful, besides I'm pretty sure everyone knew what it was considering you already intro'd that you're working at your family-run business

The punchline was the infamous combo of the 'derp' face and the "what?" line. I've seen this a lot in rage comics and I have to say it's probably one of the most irritating things when it comes to this brand of rage comic.

It's a rage comic. I understand if you want to deliver a joke, but on FunnyJunk artistic talent is a lot more valued and it would be good if you at least tried to put some effort into it instead of using ragemaker.net to copy and paste.

Punctuation and grammar was a little off. That's just me being a grammar nazi, though.

I think we're done with that pros and cons part.

Needless to say, this would do about just as well on any other site (ifunny, 9gag, reddit) so the fact that everyone is saying go back to 9gag bugs me.

You did an OK comic but it just really wasn't that funny. I'd like to see a little more material from you though to see if you can become better at content-making.

would be a shame if i just simply reply with
tl;dr


hahaha
worth the read, i was actually expecting one of the hater i mentioned up above to write something like this, i respect and like you now

and yes, it's quite dry, i must admit it
and about grammar, it's my second language, i offer you my sincerely apologize
about artistic, it's a shame, that i can't actually draw things, not even stick figures
so i'm just sticking with rage comic, gifs and pic editing
shame that rage comic is hated lately, even though fj used to like rage comics back then

i think that's all my response, if it's not please you, feel free to state it

I understand. Don't worry, I'm not an asshole unless I strongly dislike something, in then which case I'm a total dick.

But at least you're willing to admit your flaws. That's worth some note. Obviously your comic did well so at least 1400 people liked your comic, ja?

Sometimes art just doesn't come naturally to people, like me. See reaction picture.

Though yes, I understand where you're coming from. Really everyone has strongly different opinions so you can't really do anything without someone hating you for it. You made 1639 people laugh, and 159 people...well, not laugh. Generally, people who dislike it will speak their opinion while those who like it will not. It's human nature.

And considering English isn't your first language you did well. It's my first language, and it's hard for me to learn other languages, not to mention English is one of the hardest languages to learn so you have my respect.

At least you weren't a jerk about what I had to say. Most people on funnyjunk just say TL;DR and thumb me down. But sometimes I find a good amount of nice people.

I really need to tone down my huge-ass novel responses to comments.

it's understandable
like yin and yang, everyone have good and bad side

i see no reason to hide it

well, i tried to improve my draw at digital drawn, but it's just hard things to do with mouse, pic related, one of my attempt

indeed, i'm just curious about how and why they don't like my content
so i decide to confront them at the moment, too bad i most of them are blind hate

i see

well, it's depend on what person we bump
if we bump with a jerk, it's not really wise to act good

no need, don't hesitate, i actually enjoy reading them

Better drawing than me. I have a fair amount of reaction pics that are self-made going around that are frequently used that I've created. One of the more popular ones is this one.
You do a good job. I can only hope my criticism can have me seeing better content soon.

eh, really?
i saw that pic quite frequent at comment section, good work at creating it

oh, if you mean rage comic, fear not, i actually thinking to stop posting them from long time ago, i just waiting for someone to point it, why i should stop
i just don't want to stop making them just because some people saying it's no fun etc

Yeah, I get where you are coming from. Some people won't like it, some will. Of course, my opinion is that I didn't like the comic. And they said I couldn't do it without OP getting mad. BRB collecting my bet money
But seriously you do an alright job at joke telling, if you can do a little better with how you manage the rage comics you might be better than seanessytheking who was really popular for a while.
The last thing you want to do anymore though is make a recurring rage comic persona in this day and age. It just invokes rage in general.
You caused a decent shitstorm at least but you do well at comic making, a little better than me considering you have more thumbs than I do, I've only had 2 front-page posts both relying on Yahoo Answers. You make OC so as long as FunnyJunk has a minor flow of OC I'm happy, funny or not because the authors put effort forth into making it and that's better than a funny repost any day.

continue being awesome, my friend.

hahaha

i doubt, my time is over, from long time ago

but still frontpage
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see you around then, sir uwue

go to 9gag.com and have a good time over there. they suck dicks for "le ragefaces"

0% originality, talent, effort and humor. "what" isn't considered a punchline.

i asked to show me your best ability,
therefore your statement is unrelated

comeback when you can actually understood my statement

my ability is to post funny content without including: ragefaces - reposts and not trying to create shitstorm because my content is bad. i genuinely try to post funny content without trying to get frontpage all the time. i signed up in 2009 and have 8 subscribers. i don't need more, because i don't crave attention like you.

i understood your statement and you should shut your whore mouth.

show me
if you actually can of course

maybe you want to get recognized by mass also sir samoaspider?
in that case, hating and thumb down not gonna help

How about no.

then comeback when you actually can do something productive

oh, my quite hating i got here
so futile action, to hide your own insecurity

Go cry somewhere else, get off the internet if you can't take criticism. Done

and i criticism you back, i only see, you sir, the one that avoiding my trial
hypocrite

I'm not avoiding anything. I don't have time for your childish games. Go away "Sir"

and yet, you still avoiding it, trying to put blind eye
here is our situation if your brain actually can't store a mere 1-2 hours life logs

>i post comic
>you happen to state it's not funny
>i asked what is funny for you, at comment 60, it's where you got mentioned
and if possible, make something funny also
>you hinder it by saying i can't take criticism

clear enough?

Dude...Fuck off. Nobody cares

yes nobody
it's just you and me
and the other haters that i mentioned above also

if you can't think a "worth to read" comeback, then just simply ignore this comment

Goodbye, have a nice life

i will
good luck at trying to achieve things