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When I was young I was looking for a flash light to use in my newly built fort. Little did I know my parents kept their sex toys in the same drawer as the flash lights (fucking smart idea eh?). I found the flash light and then saw my mom's assortment of dildos, I took them all out(there was like 5...) and brought them down to my fort and started playing spaceships with them. The one that could vibrate was my favourite...

i think ive been on this site too long.........goodnite

When I was a kid my sister found a large teddy bear on the street. She brought it up and washed it. About an hour later I had sex with it, naked, and imagined these were my girl mates from 1st grade.

She watched through the keyhole in my room the whole....time..

[I was 6]

BALLS OF STEEL.

I remember in Primary 2 (I was about 7) I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet, She said not the now and told me to sit down, which resulted in my shouting at her "I was told if I hold in my poo's any longer, I'll be constadipaters. The doctor said"

Oh god. I still get laughed at for that. I am suprised people remember

I remember when I was a kid and I was taking bath and I found this funny sponge, i started playing with it a lot and when I had it in my mouth (it was big and very, very soft, that's why I put it in my mouth and actually wanted to see if it fits), my mom came in to the bathroom and with panic in her eyes took it away from me even slightly laughing.

Now I know she used to wash her vag and anus with it.

Dear god am I perverted.

So now two of us know what your mother taste like! ba dim tisss.

Laughed so fucking hard