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Please let it be a lie

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#1 - Keoul (11/25/2012) [-]
Date other girls anyway!
Date other girls anyway!
#25 - nigglettt (11/25/2012) [-]
I dated this girl for a couple years and one day out of the blue she decided she doesn't have feelings for me anymore. Two days after she left me I'm talking to her trying to get her back (beta as **** ) and she tells me she ****** this other guy the night before and is probably going to start dating him. ThisBitch.jpg. Fast forward 8 months, she's still with her boyfriend, she finds out that after us being broken up for 7 months I had sex with these two girls (alpha as **** to make up for past betaness) suddenly I turn into the single worst piece of **** scumbag ************ the world has ever seen.

>mfw
User avatar #32 - deathleprechaun (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>tell her to **** off
>date other girls
>she gets pissed
>attacks you
>itwasselfdefense.jpg
>bury the body in the woods
>can't live with the guilt
>go to nearest police station
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
#19 - eiramart ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
And that's how she ended in my basement
And that's how she ended in my basement
#10 - vegetatheprince (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I would straight up say **** you to her. Bitch ain't pulling that **** with me.
+11
#36 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#41 - Ninjaxon (11/25/2012) [-]
I pity the man who would listen to her.
I pity the man who would listen to her.
#5 - whitenerdy (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Hey guy!
Hey listen!

Why don't you-
Hey listen!

Why don't you get her insanely drunk.
Make a video 'bout you ******* her.
When she tries the "I was just drunk, you raped me! hurrdurr"
Act all offended and **** , telling her she wanted it too *show her the clip.*
She gets incredibly low self esteem.
Get your friends that she don't know to say she's a whore that they slept with because of the rumors about the clip have spread.
She have gone through the bottom now.
Be all nice and **** to her now.
She will "fall in love with you." because you have a much higher rank in the social hierarchy.
*Acquire girlfriend.*

Having a girlfriend/boyfriend is not about love, its a social tool.

Being married, is when you're ready to drop all the social acting, and are ready to be together "4 reel." This is why it's awkward being in a room with a couple fighting unless they're married.

+7
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#29 - hipsophobadon (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand this situation. So if someone would like to explain please do.   
Why would you not date anyone else if she broke up with you?   
I'd go back to the gym and work out and start trying to impress some hot chicks.
I don't understand this situation. So if someone would like to explain please do.
Why would you not date anyone else if she broke up with you?
I'd go back to the gym and work out and start trying to impress some hot chicks.
User avatar #6 - tokitheviking (11/25/2012) [-]
Not worth it, date someone else and get over that manipulative bitch.
My ex did the same thing to me, as soon as I got over him once I realized he was ******* other girls I found a new guy and he threw a conniption fit but then pretended to move to Michigan when I said I was interested in working things out again.
People like that are controlling, selfish and possessive. It'd be best to let her just be a bad memory you'd like to forget.
#67 - bknob (11/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Wish I could say 						********					 on this, but sadly I've experienced this.   
   
My ex did this to me and I told her that didn't make any sense and if she was going to date other people, that I would to. So she did, and I did too. She got mad and spread around the school i cheated on her and needless to say people believed her and not me because I have a penis therefore I'm a dick. Basically ruined  the last half of my grade 11 year of highschool.   
   
tl;dr Some women are actually like this and really 						*******					 suck as human beings.
Wish I could say ******** on this, but sadly I've experienced this.

My ex did this to me and I told her that didn't make any sense and if she was going to date other people, that I would to. So she did, and I did too. She got mad and spread around the school i cheated on her and needless to say people believed her and not me because I have a penis therefore I'm a dick. Basically ruined the last half of my grade 11 year of highschool.

tl;dr Some women are actually like this and really ******* suck as human beings.
#51 - dementedllama (11/25/2012) [-]
So glad I don't have to deal with any of this dating drama other people go through.    
   
   
   
So glad...
So glad I don't have to deal with any of this dating drama other people go through.



So glad...
User avatar #31 - greatboobya (11/25/2012) [-]
That's an alpha female building her harem, obviously. She's gonna make all of her harem members have a knife fight and the fittest one wins, therefore, getting a chance at fertilizing her eggs.
User avatar #27 - monkee (11/25/2012) [-]
If you have any self respect you would laugh in her face and walk away. If a man tried to do this to me I would go ******* crazy.
User avatar #21 - theaddviser (11/25/2012) [-]
thats the man-bitch zone.
#15 - NhuckCorris (11/25/2012) [-]
The faggotry is strong with this one
The faggotry is strong with this one
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#2 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH! FAGGOT!
#17 to #2 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
calm down, anon.
this isn't xbox live
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