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#602 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey faggots,

My name is John, and I hate you. You are all fat, retarded, no-life who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you guys ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
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#680 to #602 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Yo I understand that you might not like the people of funnyjunk all that much. I most of the time don't like them either. I think a lot of them have a really bad sense of humour and are just plain sad.

But not liking people isn't really a reason to go around showing off how well you have done, given that you might have come from a more privileged situation. (ie Having rich parents and what not.) Also just because you have done so much better than many of the people who visit this site doesn't really justify you calling them names and wishing death upon them.

It just shows that you are very inconsiderate to others and that you think you are actually above people when that certainly is not the case.
#673 to #602 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having ****** their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; **** was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

Pic Related: It's me.
#655 to #602 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name i-HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH
#634 to #602 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even ******* read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A ******* book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's ******* who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my ******* boss sideburns.
#637 to #634 - beerterror (06/04/2012) [-]
This is a biggest win I've seen in months!
#632 to #602 - lolmike (06/04/2012) [-]
Hello fellow Americans,

My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of europeans because you're american, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".

Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.
#631 to #602 - taylordurden (06/04/2012) [-]
didnt know how this old 						****					 could get funny again but you did it
didnt know how this old **** could get funny again but you did it
#629 to #602 - bozhko (06/04/2012) [-]
This is so old, yet peaple still fail to witness the trolling...
#621 to #602 - comininhot (06/04/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NAvy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top snuper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with my precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

ITT: replying to copypasta
#658 to #621 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
your a stupid. navy seals arent in the marines. also, you spelled sniper wrong.
#659 to #658 - lolmike (06/04/2012) [-]
You're stupid**

You're stupid.
#669 to #659 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
why thank you for correcting my grammatical errors kind sir.
User avatar #620 to #602 - thewalruss (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey, are you that guy from Jersey Shore???
#609 to #602 - kundilizek (06/04/2012) [-]
You are an anon. That just proves me you are a total retarded faggot who is affraid of showing his identity.
#612 to #609 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
That's my pic you dumbass.
#625 to #612 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
LOL, This guy is trying to troll, These exact words and picture wwas used on 4chan and had some pretty funny responses and then posted on funnyjunk...This guy is just trying to **** **** up.
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