How Not to Pick up Women. Just another short rage comic about how NOT to pick up chicks. What has teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? I don' t know, what is it? My zipper Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want one more? Hey do you wanna dance with the big bad wolf? If you say one more thing Alright nevermind then, the other two pigs said no too
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How Not to Pick up Women

Just another short rage comic about how NOT to pick up chicks

What has teeth and holds
back the incredible hulk? I don' t know, what is it?
My zipper
Did you know that you have
206 bones in your body?
Want one more?
Hey do you wanna dance with
the big bad wolf?
If you say one more thing
Alright nevermind then,
the other two pigs said no too
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User avatar #8 - monaco **User deleted account** (05/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"what's the only bone in your body that stays warm after you're dead?"
"what?"
"mine."
#11 - thetry (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How I pick up women.




#35 - captaindubs (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**captaindubs rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Something the oldest FJers will remember **
#37 - mrnanners (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - rolex (05/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#82 - connorsg (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
lawlrus that tickled me just the right way OP, thank you.
lawlrus that tickled me just the right way OP, thank you.
#4 - jaakoko (05/05/2012) [-]
Thankyou for uploading this to ragecomics channel and bringing order to funnyjunk.
User avatar #66 - britnicole **User deleted account** (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just saying, those would probably work on me.
#68 to #66 - MurphyUK (05/05/2012) [-]
What has 152 teeth and hold back the Incredible hulk?

My zipper
#52 - xbenas (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Muthafacka stealing someones OC! or idea, whatever
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3643089/BAWWLIN/

That guy looks much better than those rage faces.
#50 - sugarray (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If he would do it like this then he would have approximately 25 bones in her which is imo better   
   
Just saying
If he would do it like this then he would have approximately 25 bones in her which is imo better

Just saying
#38 - xrawx (05/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #109 - steavo (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Faggle: using pickup line: What has 152 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
Girl who is unfortunate enough to hear the pickup line: What?
Faggle: My zipper.
Girl: I don't need to know what superhero you have on your underwear.
User avatar #77 - nohumhappyduck (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I sincerely apologize to anyone who thinks this is a re-post, I had just heard funny pick up lines from friends and thought they would make a good rage comic, I admit I did not check to see if one had already been made first. Once again sorry if you think this is a re-post.
#83 to #77 - KayThanxBye (05/05/2012) [-]
holy shit you're so polite. i didnt think funnyjunk had manners anymore.

you classy motherfucker, you
#78 - trolollolloll (05/05/2012) [-]
#81 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2012) [-]
the last caption should have been more like this
#23 - iamphoenix (05/05/2012) [-]
You have a long ass zipper.
#110 - theriddler (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did somebody say bad wolf?
#6 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2012) [-]
"Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"
"No."
*pulls pockets inside-out* "Wanna try?"
#95 - mytrakytra (05/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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> Wanna dance with the big bad wolf
>Dance with the big bad wolf
>with the big bad wolf
>Big bad wolf
>Youtube big bad wolf
>Itwillneverleavemymind.jpg
#108 - kzp (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**kzp rolled a random image posted in comment #200 at korra picture dump ** me when picking up chicks
**kzp rolled a random image posted in comment #200 at korra picture dump ** me when picking up chicks
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