How Not to Pick up Women. Just another short rage comic about how NOT to pick up chicks. What has teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? I don' t know, what
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How Not to Pick up Women

Just another short rage comic about how NOT to pick up chicks

What has teeth and holds
back the incredible hulk? I don' t know, what is it?
My zipper
Did you know that you have
206 bones in your body?
Want one more?
Hey do you wanna dance with
the big bad wolf?
If you say one more thing
Alright nevermind then,
the other two pigs said no too
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Submitted: 05/04/2012
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User avatar #3 to #2 - nohumhappyduck (05/05/2012) [-]
Yes i am well aware of that fact, it is a joke on the word "boner" which commonly refers to when a man gets an erection, thank you for your feedback and I hope this made it more clear.
#11 - thetry (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How I pick up women.




#35 - captaindubs (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**captaindubs rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Something the oldest FJers will remember **
#37 - mrnanners (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - rolex (05/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#82 - connorsg (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
lawlrus that tickled me just the right way OP, thank you.
lawlrus that tickled me just the right way OP, thank you.
#4 - jaakoko (05/05/2012) [-]
Thankyou for uploading this to ragecomics channel and bringing order to funnyjunk.
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#68 to #66 - MurphyUK (05/05/2012) [-]
What has 152 teeth and hold back the Incredible hulk?

My zipper
#52 - xbenas (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Muthafacka stealing someones OC! or idea, whatever
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3643089/BAWWLIN/

That guy looks much better than those rage faces.
#50 - sugarray (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If he would do it like this then he would have approximately 25 bones in her which is imo better   
   
Just saying
If he would do it like this then he would have approximately 25 bones in her which is imo better

Just saying
#109 - steavo (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Faggle: using pickup line: What has 152 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
Girl who is unfortunate enough to hear the pickup line: What?
Faggle: My zipper.
Girl: I don't need to know what superhero you have on your underwear.
User avatar #77 - nohumhappyduck (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I sincerely apologize to anyone who thinks this is a re-post, I had just heard funny pick up lines from friends and thought they would make a good rage comic, I admit I did not check to see if one had already been made first. Once again sorry if you think this is a re-post.
#83 to #77 - KayThanxBye (05/05/2012) [-]
holy shit you're so polite. i didnt think funnyjunk had manners anymore.

you classy motherfucker, you
#81 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
the last caption should have been more like this
#23 - iamphoenix (05/05/2012) [-]
You have a long ass zipper.
#110 - theriddler (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did somebody say bad wolf?
#6 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
"Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"
"No."
*pulls pockets inside-out* "Wanna try?"
#39 - danili (05/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
there is no bone in your penis
User avatar #40 to #39 - nohumhappyduck (05/05/2012) [-]
you are the third person that I have had to explain this to, we all know that there is no bone in the mans penis, it is a play on words of the term "boner" which is commonly used to describe when a man gets an erection, I hope this makes it more clear for you and anybody else.
#25 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hope people realize there is no bone in a penis soft or hard..
User avatar #26 to #25 - nohumhappyduck (05/05/2012) [-]
Yes i already said before on another similar comment, it is meant to be a joke, thank you for your feed-back though
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