Home vs Friend's House

I made an extra panel

last night i stayed the night at my friends house for the first time. I've been there before, but not stayed the night. and it was her first sleepover.. Well her mom is kinda... ANAL! About EVERYTHING!!! she thinks i have fleas or lice or SOMETHING! so she made me sleep on a cot in a plastic sleeping bag with no pillow. But i used my pants as a pillow. They told me not to bring a blanket or pillow, so its not my fault. It sucked. and their dog wants to kill me but whatever. they have to put a gun lock on the dog's kennel when i go over. the sadistic look on her cute doggy face gets me everytime she starts barking like a mad dog and starts to claw and rip at the kennel. I forgot to mention that this same dog got into the room i was sleeping in last night. I ALMOST DIED!!!! But yea how was ur weekend??

My friend is a real dick to everyone, especially his parents. Everyone in our group wonders why were his friends, maybe because we feel pity for him or its because we've known eachother since 2nd grade but besides that he sucks. He's selfish, not funny, constantly insults people, and hes really dumb and acts like hes the fucking genius in the group. Well for some reason he invited me over and I said yes. He was arguing and badmouthing his parents all day while I sat there awkwardly. And guess what? When he was in the bathroom, they both sat next to me and said I'm not welcome in their home, and shouldnt be his friend anymore. They said I'm a bad influence on there son and thats why hes a brat. They blamed their shitty parenting on me. But it was kind of a win now i have a reason not to talk to him anymore.

mfw the parents are blaming me

And then there's that smell of someone else's home.

I really want someone to roll this

My friend makes me sleep on the floor.

No pillows or blankets.

Did I mention she likes it 50 degrees at night with her 4 blankets?

And her 4 foot tall dog likes to sit on my face.

I don't know that feel... AT ALL. My mom has always been extreme when it comes to guests. My friends, family and hell anyone, who's ever met her, has said that she has 'gunpowder in her ass' (Danish saying for a person who can't sit still). Every SINGLE DAMN dinner my mom would sit a total of 2% of the time at the table and spend the rest attempting to over-cater everyone. Example: "Do you want more salt?... no? Let me just get you the salt if you change your mind". I could go on and on with tales of her catering ways, but the point is that in some weird way, she passed it on to me. You're coming over to hang out? You bet your ass there'll be chips and soda waiting for you? You're staying over? YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE MASTER BEDROOM... with clean sheets that I will change for you... It's kind of draining actually...

TL;DR: My mom is a great host, I am a good host. Assholes, Y U NO TREAT GUESTS WELL?

Sometimes i gay cuddle 4chan user.

Or when the other house has fantastic food but you cant eat any of it...

and it feels so awkward peeing in someone elses sink

I've never been to a friends house. I don't have any stories to share.

your house seems "expensive"

flip the food panel for me. I'm the reason why my friends never have food.

Its usually vice versa for me...

At my friends I get the entire floor to sleep on, with like 50 pillows to lay on on the toilet. Tasty meals constantly there, and they love the same video games as me on the toilet.
But yeah, the house is messy as hell and their downstairs toilet haunts my nightmare on the toilet.
Can't have everything perfect on the toilet. on the toilet._ on the toilet.

I swear. I have seen this so much.

On playing games, the person on the right looks like he's happy the controller is vibrating on his dick or something.

I stayed a friends house.....had to sleep on the lounge......im 6'8.