Haven't looked at porn since.... . In the library about to open my laptop when suddenly... Did T ever close out of ?. And this is actually what happened

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#2 - mudkipfucker (05/07/2013) [+] (40 replies)
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and why I'm no longer allowed back into decent society
User avatar #23 to #9 - beastpwnrlol (05/08/2013) [-]
no, im pretty sure it was an armadillo
#1 - brigonnet (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And this is actually what happened
#64 - viscii (05/08/2013) [-]
Fixed
#30 - dawgfan (05/08/2013) [-]
fixed
User avatar #29 - OddityInfintas (05/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
There is a very simple way to combat this issue; Shut you computer down when your done using it. Shutting a computer down is the only way to finalize updates, reboot software and it saves battery life and keep your processor running smoothly. If your computer is powered down not sleeping the the website can't still be open. (Sorry to go on a rant but nobody at my job shuts the computers down then bitches when the freeze up or overheat.)
#43 to #29 - aldheim (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually turning off my laptop.
#19 - ragingcalm ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one that just pulls out the battery in this situation?
Am I the only one that just pulls out the battery in this situation?
#50 - antigravitycake (05/08/2013) [-]
try explaining 4chan.
#35 - dcdt (05/08/2013) [-]
I have that feeling too often
User avatar #46 - xfostbytex (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
True story.

>Going to a community college right out of high school.
>Best friend is staying over after he went through MEPS.
>Decides to look up porn on my laptop the night before my first day.
>I walk in and open my laptop.
>Type in my password, I can feel the first day tension burning.
>PeruvianShemalePorn. ***********
>Panicking trying to shut my laptop off
>Buttons no longer work, of course.
>Rip the battery out of the back.
>Awkward Stares.
>Nobody believes that "my friend did it"

**** my life.
**** it hard.

#47 - doyoulikeapizza (05/08/2013) [-]
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#66 - exotic (05/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#76 - sirbutterballs (05/08/2013) [-]
Do to so many people using the computer labs in one day at my high school we took a little trip to the library. When we arrived I saw this guy going from one computer to the next clicking furiously with a mischievous smile on his face. When we were all seated and instructed to go to a certain website (can't remember what it was) everyone turned their computer off sleep mode and was presented with a random video of hardcore pornography. MFW I got bestiality.
#74 - ludamat (05/08/2013) [-]
true story

>friend has 100gb of porn on hard drive
>i want to transfer some to my laptop
>friend says he will pick his hard drive early in the morn since he is leaving town
>decide to go out that night partyhard.jpg
>crush flirting with me all night
>crush suddenly disappears foreveralone.jpg
>i decide to go back to dorm room and transfer porn before friend takes his hard drive
>i then decide to scheme through porn and only transfer good porn
>forgot to lock door
>suddenly crush walks into room
>fidget with keyboard while trying to remove porn from screen
> instead expand screen
>crush holds mouth in disbelief
>bursts into laughter and runs down the hallway to tell her friends
>fml
>look for gun to blow my head off
#81 - hypervamppkid (05/08/2013) [-]
Something else you can do is connect a pair of headphones in and the noise won't go booming out
+4
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User avatar #38 - evilanakie (05/08/2013) [-]
rip the battery out
never safe
#83 - ohaibrooooh (05/08/2013) [-]
mfw his hand
User avatar #44 - aldheim (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, you could just close the site when you're done...
Why would you leave it open?
#94 - fedexman (05/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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