Canadian rage

"i could have sex with 16 years old"
"i could have sex"
"could"

>What should I do today?
...
>My mom could get cancer

You are a great child.

Or maybe in the mood for seal clubbing!!

what about these guys?

i believe you are forgetting someone

You forgot 2 xD

ah the majestic seasons of canada
winter
winter
winter
road repair

Then there is Saskatchewan and Manitoba, where I live, If you fell a sleep on the wheel in Saskatchewan, you won't crash into a ditch, you just run out of gas

Forgot this guy ;D
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you forgot one D:

i like most of those people

HOW CAN YOU FORGET COLIN MOCHRIE

we can do all that an more in Australia (and our weed is decriminalised here) :D

snow is 2 hour's from here
beach is an hour away
not sure about gay marrage,
free health care
an i can drink from age 18

pic related

Shh... Denmark is better. Free healthcare, age of consent is 15, legal drinking age is 16.

And we have Legos.

Dear America,

We are SO sorry we gave you Justin Beiber, but we don't want him either.

Sincerely,
Canada

He literally needs to die, his pitiful existance has gone on too long. However, we can only kill him by dropping him in the fires of Mount Doom, heavily guarded by Rebecca Black and the Nine Black riders, and within resides the very essence of evil pop music.


Any volunteers?