A marine's 4th of July. true story the report still claims that it was an RPG gotta love the Marines. Me with my grandparents watching seme fireworks These were
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A marine's 4th of July

true story
the report still claims that it was an RPG
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true story
the report still claims that it was an RPG

gotta love the Marines

Me with my grandparents
watching seme fireworks
These were seme pretty
geed fireworks!
T have seen better
1953. veitnam.
What happened'?
It was the tth of July, but we
couldn' t sheet eff any : rtress,
we were bared out; of eur minds
A privite walked ever the ammunition
dump and grabbed samething. Whatever it
was, he flipped it in his hands fer a
few decends. He waited 1 secend
see if anyine of demmand was leeking'
then pulled the pin eff the hand F
gernade in his hands
The he turned around and threw
it inte the ammunition dump!
LOL
Best of the ammunition dump'?
5 million dallars
Paying eff feller marines net tell
demmand whe did it?
tti) ti) ti) dallars
Brewing up an aime dump and blaiming it
n a randam REE?
Priceless.
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#501 - whereisaname (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #492 - excusemycharisma (07/07/2012) [-]
Well, tell him thanks when the US was in need of money and everyone back home was busting their ass working, your grandpa's friend wasted 5 mil.
User avatar #504 to #492 - carpediam (07/09/2012) [-]
It's excellent stress relief, to be sure.
#490 - supername (07/07/2012) [-]
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I watched the amazing spiderman on the 4th of July. It was pretty awesome because the movie didn't work so we got to watch it it 3d for free at later time then they gave us a free movie pass to use for another movie.
User avatar #489 - sketchE (07/07/2012) [-]
a similar story from my friend when he was in iraq. he was trans at the time so they were driving a bunch of ammo and other stuff across the desert. somehow something went off inside of the container and a small fire started with everything going off inside. they tried to put it out but every time they opened it up bullets would shoot out inside the container were some high explosives they were worried about. eventualy all the firing stopped but they didnt hear the large explosives go off. when they opened it up they saw all of the brass from the ammo had melted over the large explosive giving it a protective layer
User avatar #488 - banush (07/07/2012) [-]
If the Marines had a medical based MOS i would have joined. The Navy has Hospital Corpsman, but you are not guaranteed to work with Marines in the field. So i joined the Army as a Combat Medic.
User avatar #470 - oriolopocholo (07/07/2012) [-]
And that, children, is why the USA lost the war of Vietnam.
#467 - npfortytwo (07/07/2012) [-]
- "True Story"

Guy detonates an ammunition dump worth 5 million dollars (and this is in 1968, so that would cost exactly 30,981,641 dollars today, thanks Inflation Calculator), with a hand grenade (so he couldn't have been THAT far away) and nobody gets hurt at all, and command doesn't find out at all, because he "paid" his fellow Marines 5,000 dollars (which was probably only marginally less than his year salary, by the way) not to tell.
User avatar #483 to #467 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Also he says it was blamed on a random RPG,

I mean for ***** sake?
User avatar #484 to #483 - npfortytwo (07/07/2012) [-]
Not to mention, no Marine, especially in Vietnam, would ever blow up their ammunition dump, because that's the ammunition that they need to, you know, fight.
User avatar #485 to #484 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Exactly, OP is a glorious winged ******
#464 - tacblack (07/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #463 - theoriginalzombie (07/07/2012) [-]
Was his name Private Pyle? Cause he ****** over every guy in that detachment if the VC decide to come bearing down
#456 - welxo (07/07/2012) [-]
**welxo rolled a random image posted in comment #10338 at Pokemon ** cool story bro
#454 - forevertrombone (07/07/2012) [-]
And now we know why we lost.
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User avatar #505 to #445 - carpediam (07/09/2012) [-]
I LOVE The Thing!
#441 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
>Slightly related.
>Be in the tent ,it's late,cold winter night.Army training.
>One idiot is burning ammunation boxes in the oven .One of the boxes still has ammunation in it.
>Suddenly... ******* ear shutting blasts.All freak out and run out the tent.All camp is alerted.
>Check tent...One shot missed me like an inch.
>We run all night searching discipline on hill tops.
>Id srsly wanted to kill that idiot.
>No one told on him tho.
User avatar #436 - habasparkz (07/07/2012) [-]
#gernade
User avatar #435 - thesmarterblackkid (07/07/2012) [-]
A private gets away with blowing up 5 million dollars of tax payer ammo, and no high ranking officails knew about it?

-Seems legit.

He set off an ammunition drop most likely full of high caliber bullets, shrapnel laden bombs, and other assortments of deadly weapons, and not a single person was even so much as scratched?

-seems legit.

OP actually leaves the house, and isnt a ****** sodomite sex slave?

-seems legit.

User avatar #430 - fadetometallica (07/07/2012) [-]
They cancelled fireworks where I live because of the heat. This massive heat wave rolling over the midwest is killing us. There hasn't been a day for the past two weeks when it didn't go over 100 degrees. It got so hot and dry they cancelled all fireworks anywhere near here.
User avatar #460 to #430 - Tarper (07/07/2012) [-]
I live in indiana and we have barly gotten any rain this summer and everytime there is a little sprinkle the farmers are all like " **** Yeah!"
User avatar #434 to #430 - Crazywithanx (07/07/2012) [-]
Its 104 where im at right now. Kansas.
User avatar #439 to #434 - fadetometallica (07/07/2012) [-]
105 here in Illinois
#427 - bluesparks (07/07/2012) [-]
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