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I choose Beethoven

Beethoven would be perfectly fine.

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I will not!
Everything you do is but
narrated in your head by narrated. It never ends.
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#7 - gobnick (07/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"and as he wipes what, in essence, is a civilization's worth load of freshly expelled sperm, he can't help but feel a sense of disgust. now, whether this is because of his realization of all the goings-on of his multiple puddles, now contained within a soon-to-be crusty sock, or whether it is because of the recognition of the woman receiving such a load upon her face, over and over, cascading like an avalanche of human baby batter, he can't decide...and this perplexes him. he worries, perhaps, could this have been his mother? when she was younger? her eyes are the same, deep blue as hers, and her smile, though covered in the genetic material of several black men, brings forth a strange feeling of warmth, and comfort. this will likely keep him from sleeping for many nights, though, it will not keep him from performing this same ritual, all nights....consecutively...and increasing in number."
#4 - decoyoctopus (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Randy Newman all the way, dude... No contest.... randy newman....
#60 - bocatadesesos (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"...and then he fapped furiously for 30 minutes"
#55 - vertichorizon (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I would choose Gavin ..from rooster teeth......." ****** finally the gubbinhead has finished his daily wank...Look at all the crevs on his computer screen..Hundreds of huge crevs....Oh hes getting some bread out of the fridge...normal.....Wait what...Why is he adding water .." *Gavin starts to puke* ....Oh **** why would you do that... you ....smeg"........Yeah thatd be fun for me
#3 - datdudemm (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** no, can you imagine someone narrating you masturbating?
"he climaxes, he immediately fees full of self loathing and regret for what he has just done. masturbating to lesbian midgets has its ups, and its downs."
#41 - switchblayde (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I shall press the button and ask for Helen Keller.
I shall press the button and ask for Helen Keller.
User avatar #65 to #41 - jockothecrock (07/24/2013) [-]
"GAAAUGH GAAUUAHHA, AUUUGH AUGH ADGFFFF AAAAAAUUEEE, AANSO SNNU SNU DOOEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AEOEEEOEHG" ~excerpt from the life of switchblade
#72 - fadetometallica (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MASTER
MASTER
MASTURBATING, YOU'RE PULLING YOUR STRING
FROM THE FRONT AND BEHIND, TRYING EVERYTHING
JUST MOAN MY NAME, CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU BEATING
MASTER
MASTER
JUST MOAN MY NAME, CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU BEATING
#27 - fluttersquee (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Steve Downes.
Who wouldn't want to be narrated by Master Chief?
User avatar #10 - goodguygary (07/24/2013) [-]
i want Alan Rickman doing his snape act for my narrator. just imagine having constipation

"and he fails, yet again to make a bowel movement. Just like his father."
#74 - irokk (07/24/2013) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried
User avatar #70 - makejuicebro (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who else but Morgan Freeman
#9 - akimbobears (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I choose Hodor.
#77 - theautopsygremlin (07/25/2013) [-]
patrick stewart, then it would be like my life is a captain's log
User avatar #66 - Durricane **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
Either Gordon Freeman or Morgan Freeman, Either one is fine.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2013) [-]
gordon freeman
User avatar #20 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
KARL . PILKINGTON .
#137 - richardfitzwell (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gotta go with Gilbert.
#96 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2013) [-]
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Tom Hiddleston. I would never stop masturbating.
User avatar #64 - rangerofthesea (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i want uncle ruckus from the boondocks
#8 - UlquiorraCifer (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh god, Helen Keller. can't stop laughing
Oh god, Helen Keller. can't stop laughing
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