trixie and jinie. . NO CAN 90. Mt LITTLE BLUE PAL. RULE " REMEMBER?. THE RULES. Genie: Rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. So don’t ask. Rule number two: I can’t make anybody fall in love. Rule number three! I can’t bring peop
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trixie and jinie

NO CAN 90. Mt
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#34 - vitaexdet (02/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
THE RULES.


Genie: Rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. So don’t ask. Rule number two: I can’t make anybody fall in love. Rule number three! I can’t bring people back from the dead. Finally, no wishing for more wishes!
Aladdin: Okay, so I can’t wish for someone to love me, but I could wish for someone to have sex with me, right? I mean, I could wish for some girl to marry me and have sex with me whenever I want, as long as she doesn’t love me – true?
Genie: I mean, I guess… why don’t you just make your first wish?
Aladdin: And I know can’t kill anybody, but there’s nothing really preventing me from wishing someone into a permanent vegetative state, is there? I mean, they wouldn’t be dead, but what would really be the difference?
Genie: I think you really should be getting to your first wi—
Aladdin: One other thing…
Genie: Oh **** .
Aladdin: Well… about the “can’t wish for another to fall in love with you” thing. Can‘t I just wish for you to make a robot that looks, feels, and ***** exactly like that person? And since the robot wouldn’t be a someone but a something, couldn’t I just wish for it to fall in love with me?
Genie: You can’t… oh, wow… **** .
Aladdin: Not to be mean, Genie, but your rules kind of suck.
Genie: Fine, fine! So let me guess – your first wish is to void all the wishing rules., right? I’ve been waiting 2,000 years for someone to figure that out.
Aladdin: Yup, and then infinite wishes.
Genie: Granted and… granted…
Aladdin: And I wish for you to prevent me from ever making a bad wish.
Genie: Son of a —
#19 - manofchalk (02/29/2012) [-]
Rule 2 : Do NOT talk about Fight Club.
#6 - fluttershyiswin (02/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Jinie?
Jinie?
#21 - nathanspartan (02/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
<when Genie taught fluttershy rule 34
<when Genie taught fluttershy rule 34
#28 to #27 - nathanspartan (02/29/2012) [-]
when he taught rainbow dash
#10 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get it. can someone point me in the right direction?
#9 - kennyroks (02/29/2012) [-]
how can you say no to the great and powerful twixie?
User avatar #2 - frienderman (02/28/2012) [-]
*Ahem* Genie.

User avatar #5 - darthblam (02/28/2012) [-]
Damn it, now I have to go listen to "Friend Like Me"
#41 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
#40 - WolfPrince (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Im not in favor of this ship, or many at all a part from SpikexRarity and BigmacxFluttershy and last but not least ThexGame.
Im not in favor of this ship, or many at all a part from SpikexRarity and BigmacxFluttershy and last but not least ThexGame.
User avatar #26 - trxiethegreat (02/29/2012) [-]
Not cool >>" I jus had that up not too long ago, mind you I can't call it a repost it wasn't my OC.
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User avatar #17 - doperope (02/29/2012) [-]
Genie*
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