stahp. From the "talk like a brony" thread that admin made months ago.. that face
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From the "talk like a brony" thread that admin made months ago

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Submitted: 12/21/2012
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User avatar #1 - phanact (12/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filly fondler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Junior Speedsters, and I've been involved in numerous secret flight missions with the wonderbolts, and I have over 300 confirmed sonic rainbooms. I am trained to be an expert flight specialist and I'm the top ace pilot in the entirety of equestria. You are nothing to me but just another 2 dimensional ground walker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in ponyville, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the ponies? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am flying my F-18 to your place right now, its been laser designated to be destroyed, you better prepare your lack of plot-holes. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred flight patterns, and that's just with my navigation turned off. Not only am I extensively trained in flight, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Equestrian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the village, you little shit. If only you could have known what uncelestian retribution your little "pony" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pony all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#21 - qazlord (12/21/2012) [-]
that face
that face
#32 - notsixroller (12/21/2012) [-]
What th' apple did you just buckin' say about me, ya little apple rustler? I'll have you know I won every blue ribbon in th' Ponyville Apple Wranglin competition, an' I've helped out with a whooole lotta apple harvests over in Sweet Apple Acres, an' I got over 300 confirmed apples. I was trained in applebuckin an' I'm th' top applebucker in all'a Equestria. Y'all 're nothin ta me but just another apple. I will serve you in an apple themed dessert dish th' likes of which has never been tasted by anypony, ever. Y'all think ya can get away with callin' me an apple over th' Internet? Thunk again, apple. I'm right now callin' on every last member of th' Apple family t'come an make applesauce outta y'all so ya better hunker down and bear what's comin. Bear what's comin ta mash yer pretty yellow flesh inta pulp. Y'all 're buckin applesauce. I can fix up an apple any way, any where, an' I can make ya into over seven hundred apple themed desserts, an' that's just with my bare hooves. I'm not just trained ta be a farmhand, I'm privy to th' entire Encyclopedia Golden Gala an' all its cultivars and recipes, an' I'll use every last one of 'em to turn yer rotten core into gour-may eatin. If only y'all knew what kinda delicious stuff was inside y'all, maybe ya wouldn't have flapped yer fat lips like ya did. But ya don't know roadapples, what with bein' an apple an' all, and now someone's gonna pay th' price for yer sweet orange sauce in a jar. I'll dump ya into a big basket of other apples and then forget about ya. Yer buckin sauce, apple.
#25 - kaboomz ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
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i read the whole thing
#39 - Calo (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - sinery (12/21/2012) [-]
This thread.
This thread.
#16 - darkjustifier (12/21/2012) [-]
People call me the reason bronies are hated because ponies are my favorite emote so they're all I use but no it's comments like the one in the post above that gave bronies a bad name.
#31 - patriotprideboy (12/21/2012) [-]
If you can get past the whole macabre theme, this is actually pretty funny.
#13 - marconde (12/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - tonttu (12/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #28 - kingarther (12/21/2012) [-]
I just read the comment. sounds a lot like Sweet apple massacre
A fic in which Big Mac locks up the CMC and rapes and kills them, it was very weird
User avatar #22 - onelemonleft (12/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
↑ Dubs, check em
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#2 - candysplosion (12/21/2012) [-]
Dear God...
Dear God...
#40 - Yuiopy (12/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #37 - qthemagnificent (12/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 - zonryu (12/21/2012) [-] be honest. whenever i get throught reading gore or seeing it this kind of stuff get me off too....exept for the undersge part....that is just weird on ALL lvls
User avatar #29 - drastronomy (12/21/2012) [-]
.... why...?
#41 - Iloldmypants (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even sorry.
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