WHAT IS UP WITH ALL YOU DEMONIC PONIES!@?

I know that feel brony.

it is fun
we have muffins

We have derpy. Hence infinite source of muffins.
Your move.

we have taken derpy
now we have the muffins

join us you know you want to

Please join us...

im already with you lol, you want thephantur lol

Never, you are fakes, you do not understand the true power of the dark side.

enlighten me

"Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it."

With so many of you, you become weak! Each only a fraction of what a true Lord of the Sith should be.

interesting but for every good there is a evil and the reverse is the same power cannot be created or destroyed because its all in balance's but who do u say is the true lord of hate

If there are only two, all that hate is embodied in two, thus the rule of two. Any more and the power is diluted, weakening the cause!

The ancient Sith lords have yet to choose their successor.

so if that's the case wouldn't we all have to be destroyed to imbue the rightful one with power and also the same be said for the side of good?

Not the one, the two. If there is one, the Sith will end. If there are two, the power will continue.

The side of light does not follow the same doctrine. They find strength in numbers, a kind of kindred bonding. That type of feeling strengthens them.

i have returned let us partake were we left off as the conversation was quiet interesting

I was just about to go get dinner. ._.;

i shall await your return then

i believe i am starting to see what you are saying but unfortunately ill have to ponder over it at work take care

Well, I have to have servants dont I?

Wish I had minions.

Oh let the poor thing have some fun for once.

He has enough fun to atleast do his job for atleast two hours.

I don't care how late it is
I want to adventure

Atleast this week.

ill keep an eye on him for ya if you wish sire and ill make sure he comes back

no!!!
I'm not coming back
there are muffins here

we shall bring the one back called derpy her muffins are legendary and you can make he make you all the muffins you wish my young lord

Thank you.

its no problem we shall return shortly after we find more pony's to bring back to be punished

feisty little hellrider arnt you. the sire has given us permission for your adventures as long as i accompany you, sire let us go wreak havoc and mayhem over the lands and show them a darkness that hasn't been witnessed sense the ages of old

yay

lets us fly young master a time of darkness awaits us on the horizon and we must hurry time is of the essence

ok that sounds fun

also young one i believe this is the pony you were looking for i found he on the edge of the everfree forest as i waited for you to get ready

her*

YES
she has muffins!!!!

take her to the master and we shall set out for the destruction after you help with the torturer duty's till then she can make you muffins to go ill be waiting the entrance for you to return and we can set off.

fine
she makes muffins for me right?

already have her working on them as we speak

ok then I'll come back

your sir a report the one called derpy has made you 3 dozen muffins for the road and will have another 12 when you return

yay

Oh and if you see Stalin, Its his turn to go to the M Room. The Molestia clones are getting iffy.

we shall take care of it at once my sire

Very good.

lord i found stallin on my way out and he is in the m chamber also i found a few lost souls for you as well they await you in the chambers of the void

Very good. Very good indeed.

sire permission to take the young lord out for some destruction after his torturer duty's are complete i shall keep my eyes and my scythe at ready to protect the young lord

Very good.

Child, We have a job to do, And that is to torture the damned in Tartarus. As long as I am in charge of Tartarus, There will be no slacking off...You can stay up for One more hour, but then its back to Hell, Its your job to Torture Hitler.

if he's not back by then I'll spike his food and bring him back my self my lord. by the way what do you prefer unconscious or dead?

I would rather enjoy my servants to be alive. thank you very much. But if he fails, Dont be afraid to take him to the M room.

as you wish
also there seems to be a young pony that is very interested in torturing hitler
if it is alright with you I would like to volunteer to take your servant's place so that all can be happy

Who you callin young? I aint young... Ive been around since the beginning of time

sorry you just don't look a day older than... young

Are... are you coming on to me?


Because you're a little young for me

no I was just trying to not get beat into the ground very hard

*Sigh* Very well. Just make sure that Hitler gets the pineapple up the ass. Thats always a good laugh. Then take him down to the M Room.

but Hitler's not very nice about it

So? he's in Tartaus. Hell. Its not surprising that he is mad about it. you and Captian Yoshi just make him your bitches for an hour or two...Unless you want to clean the M room...YOu know...The room full of clones of Molestia?

If you guys are torturing Hiter Can I help?

You may.

so.... I don't have to?

I didint say that. You still have a job to do...afterwords...Maybe you can play some more.

YAY

Just flip a coin on who stuffs the pine apple up his ass. Thats Always fun to do to hitler.

First I become an Alicorn again. Then I get to torture Hitler

This is the best Christmas ever

for Christmas I want muffins

Aren't you gonna stay to torture with me? Its no fun to torture alone

you should come here
they have Muffins!!!!!

I dont think you understand the situation.... I am assisting you in your torturing duties. If you are not here. I do not GET MY TORTURING

well can't you do it
i have cites to burn

No... You DO NOT UNDERSTAND.... NOPONY IN ANY PLAIN OF EXISTENCE MAKES ME MISS OUT ON TORTURING HITLER... THAT WAS THE DEAL WE MADE WITH LORD NECRONIUS.... YOU DO NOT GO BACK ON A DEAL WITH LORD NECRONIUS

If lord necronius is ok with it I will stand in for his servant and help torture hitler

I had better get my torturing time... Because If I don't.... well lets just say the last time I was denied a promised torture the plain of the celestials was a lot bigger

lord necronius said yes as long as hitler gets a pinapple to the ass!

THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN... OOH FIRST WE'LL RAPE HIM WITH THE PINEAPPLE... THEN... THEN THEN... THE CACTUS.... AND THEN WE WILL TELEPORT A PORCUPINE INTO HIS LARGE INTESTINE

sounds like a plan